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Originally Posted by Esteban
A guy asked a girl at the library, "do you mind if I sit beside you?"
The girl answered in an extra loud voice, "I DO NOT WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!!!"
All of the people in the library started staring at the guy & he was VERY embarrassed.
After a couple of minutes, the girl quietly walked to the guy's table and told him, "I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking. Let me guess, you were embarrassed?"
The guy responded with an equally loud voice, "TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS FOR ONE NIGHT! THAT'S TOO MUCH!!!"
And again all the people in the library looked at them in shock. The guy then leaned over and whispered to her, "I study Law and I know how to make people look guilty!!!"
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We had a version of that joke going around while I was in high school, except the price was $50.00.
