service department: Well John I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're covered free of change for a brand new tire.
John: Sweet, when can I come in?
service department: Well you see sir, um, the tire is back ordered from the factory 4-6 weeks.
John: What? What am I suppose to do in the mean time?
service department: Um, I'm not qualified to answer that question sir.
John: WTF do I have the insurance for then?
service department: I'm sorry sir.
John:
