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Originally Posted by dar2008

A guy in business class finds himself sitting next to a very attractive woman so he decides to start a conversation;

"So what sends you to Paris?".

"Well" she replies "I'm going to be delivering a paper at the international sex conference at the university".

The guy thinks this sounds very promising indeed;
"What particular aspect will you be talking about?" he asks whilst trying not to leer too much.

"I've been studying popular sexual myths to see whether they have any basis in fact."

"That sounds fascinating. Can you give me any examples?" he asks.

"For example, it is commonly thought that the French are the best lovers in the world, but survey after survey has shown that the Greeks are actually much more inventive and caring. Another common misconception is that men of African descent are the most well-endowed, but medical research has shown that it is in fact the native American who deserves that particular reputation."

"Anyway" she continues "we've been chatting away and I haven't even asked your name?"

The guy thinks fast;
"Tonto Popadopoulis"

lmao nice!