Twice.
Got married waaay to young the first time and spent almost the entire first four years of it deployed (USN). Got out and we both realized that we were still growing up that whole time, but apart -- so we grew apart. No hard feelings.
Second wife is pretty amazing, but some days I wish I could just
to figure out what the hell is going on...
Like George Carlin said, "Women are crazy. Men are stupid. The main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid."