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      05-20-2016, 08:05 PM   #28799
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That's the stuff I'm talking about!!
I didn't even realize how much fun was involved in that picture!

RDS, two scopes, ammo, shotgun, brushless LiPo powered RC truck, Samsung soundbar, two subwoofers, a handgun, and a dead hookers foot!
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Missed the foot, eyes must be getting old
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Missed the foot, eyes must be getting old
That's why you're the resident old uncle. Put your reading glasses on damnit!
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Got bifocal contacts already
I'd rather have someone gouge my eyes out and wear double patches.
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I'd rather have someone gouge my eyes out and wear double patches.
Carry 2 glasses then?

It's scary. On the trading desk there were dudes in their 40s whom needed reading glasses. I was like WTF?!
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Don't bother in the least. Just can't let Dr put them in. Had for 30+ years. LASIK maybe soon
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Carry 2 glasses then?

It's scary. On the trading desk there were dudes in their 40s whom needed reading glasses. I was like WTF?!
I don't want to get old.

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Don't bother in the least. Just can't let Dr put them in. Had for 30+ years. LASIK maybe soon
When my vision starts going, I am getting Lasik, fuck contacts, and fuck glasses.
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I don't want to get old.



When my vision starts going, I am getting Lasik, fuck contacts, and fuck glasses.
Trust me. Old sucks ass. So eat right, exercise, get rest, learn a lot and savor time wisely.

Before you know it, you're too old to go to the club and too old to listen to the radio cuz it hurts your ears and you can't stand Justin Bieber or The Weeknd or Demi Lovato or that horrible Walk the Moon song. Get off my grass you asshole kids!!!!!
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You need to start buying your ammo in larger boxes.

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      05-21-2016, 03:53 AM   #28810
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I didn't even realize how much fun was involved in that picture!

RDS, two scopes, ammo, shotgun, brushless LiPo powered RC truck, Samsung soundbar, two subwoofers, a handgun, and a dead hookers foot!
How could you forget the paring knife and, perhaps most importantly, the Jaegermeister coasters? It's like you weren't even trying.
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Trust me. Old sucks ass. So eat right, exercise, get rest, learn a lot and savor time wisely.

Before you know it, you're too old to go to the club and too old to listen to the radio cuz it hurts your ears and you can't stand Justin Bieber or The Weeknd or Demi Lovato or that horrible Walk the Moon song. Get off my grass you asshole kids!!!!!
Well, I get a lot of rest and like to learn, those first two things though..., uhhhh. Plus, the only club I go to is the country club. Anyone who likes Bieber is going to hell, fyi.

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You need to start buying your ammo in larger boxes.

I'm not rich like the rest of you, I have to buy the little boxes.

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How could you forget the paring knife and, perhaps most importantly, the Jaegermeister coasters? It's like you weren't even trying.
It really is a nice paring knife, so far it accounts for two deaths and three missing fingers!
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You need to start buying your ammo in larger boxes.

This. I always wonder if I'm the only one who reads those agree incident reports of shootings where they report finding "4 guns and over 500 rounds of ammunition" or something similar and think, "eh, that's not really all that much." Ammo quantities judgments should be like this:
Under 50 rounds found: newbie, risk of accident or suicide -risk level = moderate
Between 200-500: possible terrorist or criminal, too much to be new, not enough to be enthusiast, "up to something" - risk level = high
over 1,000: enthusiast, probably trained, not trying to be low key- risk level = low
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This. I always wonder if I'm the only one who reads those agree incident reports of shootings where they report finding "4 guns and over 500 rounds of ammunition" or something similar and think, "eh, that's not really all that much." Ammo quantities judgments should be like this:
Under 50 rounds found: newbie, risk of accident or suicide -risk level = moderate
Between 200-500: possible terrorist or criminal, too much to be new, not enough to be enthusiast, "up to something" - risk level = high
over 1,000: enthusiast, probably trained, not trying to be low key- risk level = low
After Hurricane Katrina I was shooting about 500-750 rounds per week and kept at least 5,000 rounds in the house at any one time. My old neighbor (a lifelong friend) was a captain at a fire station and told me that they would rescue us and let the house burn down if it ever caught on fire. #toomuchammo
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This. I always wonder if I'm the only one who reads those agree incident reports of shootings where they report finding "4 guns and over 500 rounds of ammunition" or something similar and think, "eh, that's not really all that much." Ammo quantities judgments should be like this:
Under 50 rounds found: newbie, risk of accident or suicide -risk level = moderate
Between 200-500: possible terrorist or criminal, too much to be new, not enough to be enthusiast, "up to something" - risk level = high
over 1,000: enthusiast, probably trained, not trying to be low key- risk level = low
Sounds about right. I have 5k usually or so.
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