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      03-03-2017, 10:50 AM   #47719
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Haha that's the worse part of growing it out. Sticks to everything!

Back in college, I used to go to the barber every week. Had to look good because I was going out basically Wednesday through Saturday. Now that I'm old and boring, I only go to the barber once every two weeks. Sometimes once every three weeks if I'm feeling lazy.
Or you can be less of a bitch and do it yourself daily
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Or you can be less of a bitch and do it yourself daily
Coming from the guy that no longer has a beard. I think we know who the real bitch is here.




















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      03-03-2017, 10:57 AM   #47721
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Think you meant - "she said belgie was a Bimmerpost asshole..." I mean, in theory, you are the one who ran her off with your obsession... Crying Game style...
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      03-03-2017, 11:28 AM   #47722
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C5driver is a spoiled brat chick !
She's a poser in a red Cayman GT4 with a dog as passenger , and she don't care about us anymore..
I heard she said we are Bimmerpost assholes !
Anyway if you meet her , she has greetings from Ambiorix.
You were the one that scared her off, I'm not going to mention your name. Although, she has asked if you were still alive once or twice.

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Haha that's the worse part of growing it out. Sticks to everything!

Back in college, I used to go to the barber every week. Had to look good because I was going out basically Wednesday through Saturday. Now that I'm old and boring, I only go to the barber once every two weeks. Sometimes once every three weeks if I'm feeling lazy.
For real, it's fucking annoying. Face velcro, vagina tickler.

Shit I've never even been to a barber, too fancy. Plus, don't leave the safety of home, too many scary people out there that want to rape me.
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Haven't had haircut in 10 plus years either, ain't no reason to pay someone to do something so simple
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      03-03-2017, 11:55 AM   #47725
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Haven't had haircut in 10 plus years either, ain't no reason to pay someone to do something so simple
Depends, if you're just buzzing your head then yeah, but there's no way I could cut my own hair. Plus it's only like $15/mo.
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Nope not buzzing my head. Every picture you ever saw of me I cut my hair ain't a big deal.
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Coming from the guy that no longer has a beard. I think we know who the real bitch is here.



















My 1 week of stubble is probably what you call a beard
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      03-03-2017, 12:02 PM   #47728
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Nope not buzzing my head. Every picture you ever saw of me I cut my hair ain't a big deal.
Nope, I couldn't do it. Sticking to the uneducated excuse on this one also.
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FTFY.

If all else fails in terms of the company director coming through with something that works in court, you could point the court to this site where they can read your original musings, including your description of the case. I'm fairly certain that even if they were to ignore the rest of your posts, they would certainly agree that the facts as you presented them indicate a bias. And therefore you shouldn't be one of the 12.

Plus, isn't the whole concept that you are judged by a jury of your peers? Are you really a peer? Would Am Bi consider himself to be a peer with the accused? That alone should get you excused don't you think? You could try that argument if the above doesn't pan out.

And lastly, I doubt you are one of the 12 - you are more likely in a jury pool, from which they will select 12. So you aren't done for yet.
Showed this morning my papers to the company director. Court received already today mail from the company lawyer with the next words in short..

Mr. Philippe X cannot be present in the court jury by he's *VIF function* in our company !
Our company will claim XXXX Euro's for every hour of his absence , depending of time of his absence the claim may vary by the amount of customer claims transferred in euro's !
His absence can lead to losses for our company and our customers in the automobile (automotive) and connecting network industry (CommScope)
We need to deliver our products to the worldwide automobile industry like Volkswagen , Audi , Volvo , Jaguar in time by deadlines for the production of automobiles , our products are part of automobiles .
You can always visit our company ,and investigate the VIF function of Mr. Philippe X .

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Actually it's forbitten by the law ( note on my papers) to share information about the whole situation . But I don't care about the murderer and the fucking Belgian law ..
Hope the fucking murderer burns alive in hell !
The only thing I care about is my work . I worked my ass off , day and night in the last 15 years and yes my friend now I finally achieved something in a Japanese company !
You should try it ...

As for your quote above I find like usual your words sound like BS..
And honestly do you really think your posts sound any better ?
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      03-03-2017, 12:10 PM   #47730
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My barber is from my village in India. He always cut my hair whenever I was in India. Immigrated here and still cuts my hair.

Always have nice talks.
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You were the one that scared her off, I'm not going to mention your name. Although, she has asked if you were still alive once or twice.
This is a perfect case to illustrate why context is so important. As I understand it, the context was in relation to her speaking about her fears, restraining orders, and people she never wishes to hear from again.
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      03-03-2017, 12:12 PM   #47732
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Shit I've never even been to a barber, too fancy. Plus, don't leave the safety of home, too many scary people out there that want to rape me.
I should have been like you and stayed home last night. I was literally plowing the roads with my front bumper. Picture to follow.
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Haven't had haircut in 10 plus years either, ain't no reason to pay someone to do something so simple
I take zero pride in cutting my own hair. I happily pay someone to do it. Plus, who doesn't like sitting around and bullshitting? If you're not having fun at the barbershop, you're going to the wrong barbershop.
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My 1 week of stubble is probably what you call a beard
Pretty sure my ethnicity negates any claims to lack of beard growth.
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My barber is from my village in India. He always cut my hair whenever I was in India. Immigrated here and still cuts my hair.

Always have nice talks.
Actually a cool story. Small world. But very neat.

I've noted that I'm still missing part 2 of this story you promised.
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      03-03-2017, 12:18 PM   #47734
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stupid question but looking for honest answers...

what's the coldest, windiest, and cloudiest/darkest area/state/city in the US??

prob anywhere Alaska I'm thinking...
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stupid question but looking for honest answers...

what's the coldest, windiest, and cloudiest/darkest area/state/city in the US??

prob anywhere Alaska I'm thinking...
My guess would be Washington or Oregon.
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Think you meant - "she said belgie was a Bimmerpost asshole..." I mean, in theory, you are the one who ran her off with your obsession... Crying Game style...
OK here we go again...

Can you please tell me my friend what you can see in detail in the next picture ?

Later after you quote this/my post with the description of what you saw in the picture I promise you I will share more information about the picture...

Is this is not exciting ?

BOOM !
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My barber is from my village in India. He always cut my hair whenever I was in India. Immigrated here and still cuts my hair.

Always have nice talks.
That's really awesome my friend !
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You were the one that scared her off, I'm not going to mention your name. Although, she has asked if you were still alive once or twice.

I can read that I know more by PM.....

*She*....Yeah right William !
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Actually it's forbitten by the law ( note on my papers) to share information about the whole situation . But I don't care about the murderer and the fucking Belgian law ..
Hope the fucking murderer burns alive in hell !
The only thing I care about is my work . I worked my ass off , day and night in the last 15 years and yes my friend now I finally achieved something in a Japanese company !
You should try it ...
No thanks - I'd prefer to be appreciated where I work and not have to work day and night for 15 years to finally achieve something...should take less time than that. It took me only about 6 years to advance to one step below partner within a global accounting firm, then again, I did feel appreciated there, generally speaking. So I do know of what I speak.

And if I choose to work within a company, I'd like to feel that there is an option to advance right to the top (C-suite) if I work hard. But I suspect there is a glass ceiling for you - let me ask you a question - think about the top level people in your company. The CEO / President, the CFO, maybe a CTO if you have one, - the ones at the very top. What are their nationalities? I am curious - be honest.


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As for your quote above I find like usual your words sound like BS..
And honestly do you really think your posts sound any better ?
It is unlikely that I am appreciating the subtle difference you appear to have found between my quoted words and my posts, as I have always considered them to be the same thing. So if one sounds like BS, most certainly I suspect the other does as well. When will you learn though that the clear majority of my posts are just poking people - albeit I try to do so in a good natured way to add a little humour to BP OT.

My posts are rarely serious and should almost never be taken seriously. There - I've spelled it out for you.
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Hope the fucking murderer burns alive in hell !
I thought you had to die to go to heaven or hell.

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This is a perfect case to illustrate why context is so important. As I understand it, the context was in relation to her speaking about her fears, restraining orders, and people she never wishes to hear from again.
Also, let it be known, that in said context, there was no real concern for either answer to be better than the other, just a mere mindful concession of her time in OT.
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