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View Poll Results: Hit it or quit it?
Hit it - no guts no glory 65 47.79%
Quit it - Eeew its bleeding.. 71 52.21%
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      02-17-2010, 07:43 PM   #67
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Idk guys, some of us are grossed out by getting blood on us, but imagine being your chick and having to be the one bleeding...glad I'm male.
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      02-17-2010, 08:01 PM   #68
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If im horny up the ass
wait, wat?
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      02-17-2010, 08:10 PM   #69
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I think he meant "If I'm horny as hell"....

Bad choice of words my friend.
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      02-17-2010, 08:13 PM   #70
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im horny up the ass
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      02-17-2010, 08:14 PM   #71
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I think he meant "If I'm horny as hell"....

Bad choice of words my friend.
so if he said 'i love cocks' and meant roosters, what would you say then?
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Done it a few times but never again ...

The sight of looking down and seeing a blood clot vein looking thing on top of my schlong killed it for me.

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      02-17-2010, 08:16 PM   #73
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so if he said 'i love cocks' and meant roosters, what would you say then?
Bad choice of words, my friend.
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      02-17-2010, 08:25 PM   #74
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so if he said 'i love cocks' and meant roosters, what would you say then?

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Bad choice of words, my friend.
^This.
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      02-17-2010, 08:49 PM   #75
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wait, wat?
lol

If I was horny as hell*
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      02-17-2010, 09:00 PM   #76
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Damn, I knew I should've been a Psychic.
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      02-17-2010, 09:54 PM   #77
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We want it more right before, but thats when we are most fertile. So naturally we get horny.
Women ovulate 14 days before they start their period...trust me
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      02-17-2010, 10:09 PM   #78
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Women ovulate 14 days before they start their period...trust me
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      02-17-2010, 10:19 PM   #79
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it gets too messy, i would wait it out
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      02-17-2010, 11:00 PM   #80
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I don't really see what the problem is, since I always use a condom it doesn't really bother me too much. The only thing I would worry about is to make sure you put a towel under.
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I don't really see what the problem is, since I always use a condom
I'm sorry.
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      02-18-2010, 12:50 AM   #82
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I'm sorry.
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      02-18-2010, 12:53 AM   #83
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hit it in the shower, imo.
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      02-18-2010, 01:37 AM   #84
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I don't really see what the problem is, since I always use a condom it doesn't really bother me too much. The only thing I would worry about is to make sure you put a towel under.
Ouch, sorry dude... gotta get on that birth control pill bandwagon lol
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I don't really see what the problem is, since I always use a condom it doesn't really bother me too much. The only thing I would worry about is to make sure you put a towel under.
someone is a bit pro
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since I always use a condom



Showering with a raincoat ftl
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      02-18-2010, 02:17 AM   #87
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no guts, no glory. we've got troopers overseas giving their lives for us, we need to go forth and hit in with the fury of an angry deity.
Exactly. Im over in the sandbox right now and when i get home i will hit it no matter what. Pussy is Pussy
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