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View Poll Results: Take a Shit at work?
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      09-14-2019, 08:45 AM   #67
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+1 for poopouri! One of my former employers kept bottles in every bathroom. Only on the rarest of occasions/"visitors" did it not effectively perform. I remembered seeing this exact video years ago, then I get a new job, enter the bathroom and was wowed with actually seeing it; even more wowed with it's ability to do it's job. Was actually kind of impressed. If you're a single guy, I highly recommend this stuff.
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I work at a large plant with a lot of employees and some times taking a Shit is a nightmare, the 8 stall bathroom is always full like 8 dudes taking a shit next to each other no problem is like a Horse stable in there...



I mean I get it when you gotta Go you gotta Go, when you have that burrito for lunch and goes down cross threaded you got to GO!!!!!!!



Answered your own question sir.

I get it. I certainly have always felt taking a good shit is a private thing. Relaxing even. But if my bowels are moving, and understanding the importance of getting waste out of your body ASAFP, I am not holding my shit in.
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my boss is in the bathroom right now. I hate him so much i'm tempted to kill the breaker and turn off the water and walk out of the office. there's no way he can prove it's me
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my boss is in the bathroom right now. I hate him so much i'm tempted to kill the breaker and turn off the water and walk out of the office. there's no way he can prove it's me
DO It!!!! Do It!!!!!
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my boss is in the bathroom right now. I hate him so much i'm tempted to kill the breaker and turn off the water
dude, that's not a very healthy work environment
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I walked into a bathroom at work this afternoon. There was only one person in there at the time, and he was sitting in the handicapped stall carrying on a conversation on speaker phone. I tip-toed into the next stall...and hit the Sloan valve flush lever so that the person on the other end of the call knew that they were talking to someone sitting on the crapper (surely the topic of another survey thread).....
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I walked into a bathroom at work this afternoon. There was only one person in there at the time, and he was sitting in the handicapped stall carrying on a conversation on speaker phone. I tip-toed into the next stall...and hit the Sloan valve flush lever so that the person on the other end of the call knew that they were talking to someone sitting on the crapper (surely the topic of another survey thread).....
Not only do I do the same thing every time, I feel we should all be duty-bound to do this as well.

The last time this happened, the dude was being all flirty with the person on the other end, asking when are they going to go on a date, he thinks she's hot, and all that. Instead of going to the urinal, I went into the stall next to his and peed into the toilet. Which of course sounds insanely loud when your stream hits the deep water in the bowl...
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I walked into a bathroom at work this afternoon. There was only one person in there at the time, and he was sitting in the handicapped stall carrying on a conversation on speaker phone. I tip-toed into the next stall...and hit the Sloan valve flush lever so that the person on the other end of the call knew that they were talking to someone sitting on the crapper (surely the topic of another survey thread).....
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Not only do I do the same thing every time, I feel we should all be duty-bound to do this as well.

The last time this happened, the dude was being all flirty with the person on the other end, asking when are they going to go on a date, he thinks she's hot, and all that. Instead of going to the urinal, I went into the stall next to his and peed into the toilet. Which of course sounds insanely loud when your stream hits the deep water in the bowl...
Life champions....both of you gents. A tip of the hat to both of you.

From this day forward, anytime that I enter a public restroom and someone is on the phone, I will do everything in my ability to ensure that the person on the other end of the phone call will know the environment of the other individual.
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For some reason now I read this title every time as "talking shit at work"

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For some reason now I read this title every time as "talking shit at work"

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USMC boot camp: no doors on stalls

USMC OCS: no stalls, just toilets sitting out.

Lost any worry about taking a shit in privacy. Can shit anywhere now.
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Is that what "the proud" part of the motto actually means?
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LOL this thread is 4 pages long haha!
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Just remember.....

Pooping 10 minutes each day at work, and getting paid for that time, is the equivalent of getting an extra week of vacation each year.
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Just remember.....

Pooping 10 minutes each day at work, and getting paid for that time, is the equivalent of getting an extra week of vacation each year.
exactly, I remember that one guy even made a spreadsheet counting the "brown money" he earned over the years
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exactly, I remember that one guy even made a spreadsheet counting the "brown money" he earned over the years
Gotta love those excel warriors. Always coming in clutch with the hard hitting data.
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After lunch is time to send it..
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The key is thoroughly wipe the seat first, and then layer enough paper towels to avoid any residual cross contamination.

In addition, a few extra paper towels...moistened with water to assist with wiping clean in the end.

Oh and don't forget your cell phone.
Hell yea! I usually wait until 3 -3:30 pm as well. Everyone back to work in the backstretch. RR is always empty.
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Also, in this thread, I learned that the PooPourri girl is strangely hot looking.
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