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07-25-2007, 11:17 AM | #1 |
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horniest thing youve done
well??? i aint done nothing too horny or mental yet
i havent done any 'double teaming' any 'orgies' any 'dogging' altho doubt you guys would believe that i aint even been to a strip club?! what you guys done in the past? Carlos
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07-25-2007, 11:20 AM | #4 |
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i mean is this serious maybe you should join some sex forums!!! hell no back door nothing...man where have you been mars? this is an extremely strange thread for an auto forum!!!! though sex and cars go together like pb&j!!!! |
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and im tellin ya chap ANYTHING GOES no holds barred yeah i have mashed the odd bird up the harris, but it wasnt all that to be honest so forgot all about it Carlos
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07-25-2007, 11:27 AM | #6 |
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Carlos, you were making 'progress' with your highly amusing contribution on the Northern Meet thread........... you've just blown your credibility sky high AGAIN
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I think we need a UK moderator for the UK forum.
peterg1965, I would like to nominate you
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Carl, why do you need us to tell you these things? Is it to feed your wild sexual fantasies? To give you ideas to try out? Do you feel you are missing out on something? Does your right hand get sore regularly? Have you ever taken it up the 'harris' yourself? Would you like to? Do you need to make an appointment with a qualified person to 'talk through your issues'?!
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RockIt, simple answer... ATTENTION SEEKER
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> so far I have enjoyed it, please dont spoil it with stupid topics like this.
Sex is never a stupid or inappropriate subject. In the grand scheme of things it comes after food and before cars. Talking about cars in a sex or food forum would be highly inappropriate though. |
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You portray characteristics of a schoolboy, someone who clearly isn't 'getting it'. Maybe you should try getting out a bit instead of sitting on your computer all the time - then maybe instead of fantasies you might actually get to experience life. Maybe. |
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these threads get worse...
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