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      10-12-2016, 03:00 PM   #573
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he's Canadian. By international law we all must worship him and all other products of the country.
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Last night I stopped by Bimmette's youtube site. Looks like a nice place to hang out. I'll explore it further... soon.

hmmm.. whY am I talking about Bimmette when Lups still needs to find a man... sorry lups.. I'll get back on the case.
Well technically Lups isn't looking for a man. I'm the one who needs one! But I'm not really looking hard so it's my own fault
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Well technically Lups isn't looking for a man. I'm the one who needs one! But I'm not really looking hard so it's my own fault
Ok. I missed reading several pages on this thread. starting to catch up now.
but your youtube channel is well done.. but I only watched the intro video so far.
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Well technically Lups isn't looking for a man. I'm the one who needs one! But I'm not really looking hard so it's my own fault
If what you are seeing is not hard, then you should definitely keep looking. How does the saying go, "A hard man is good to find." #noghey #nohomo #iAMthehardman
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Hey !!! Watch it!! Don't say that in front of Bimmette.
I can't say something in front of bimmette because I'm dead for her while she knows I truly love her...
How can I say in my screwing English....Mmmmmm....Please wait.......wait !

Found it bro !!!
We have a love and hate relation , but they say that's the forever lasting love !
Hope Britta don't reads this because she's a little jealous because I work for the moment 3 X a week on her ass .
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Well technically Lups isn't looking for a man. I'm the one who needs one! But I'm not really looking hard so it's my own fault
If what you are seeing is not hard, then you should definitely keep looking. How does the saying go, "A hard man is good to find." #noghey #nohomo #iAMthehardman
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bastard!
Exactly bro ,that's how they recognize Ambiorix as well ...
And he kicked Ceasars Roman balls back to past Rome !
Let us say....We talk here about real man !
Thank you my friend for the compliment !
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Well technically Lups isn't looking for a man. I'm the one who needs one! But I'm not really looking hard so it's my own fault
You're having a cat. Have you not been following? There are nobody to date.
Hell, I'm not very conservative but if you try dating these guys here, I'll slap you.
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You should see our ssott. It's filled with Canada worship. Hell, anyone would if they get a newspaper, the new pm is just so good at his job.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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Well technically Lups isn't looking for a man. I'm the one who needs one! But I'm not really looking hard so it's my own fault
You're having a cat. Have you not been following? There are nobody to date.
Hell, I'm not very conservative but if you try dating these guys here, I'll slap you.
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You should see our ssott. It's filled with Canada worship. Hell, anyone would if they get a newspaper, the new pm is just so good at his job.
I rather be alone forever than have a stupid cat
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You've got better upper side boobs than I do.
Yeah thank you for the compliment my blonde Finnish angel
But it was more like 10 years in the gym while my boobs screamed kinda no pain no gain !
And of course the gain you could see in the pic and I'm proud of it !
Think I almost look like Arnold from the past , but I'm sure my English accent sucks better !
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My head is spinning.... I'll be back when it stops...
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You're having a cat.
I believe that's biologically impossible. At least I hope it is.

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You should see our ssott. It's filled with Canada worship. Hell, anyone would if they get a newspaper, the new pm is just so good at his job.
I actually don't know what "ssott" is...I'm going to assume it is Finnish for "house".

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I rather be alone forever than have a stupid cat
I'm with you on the cat thing...not a fan. But how do you feel about dogs? I like dogs, but I didn't love the steaming gift he left me the other day. Though in fairness, the last time he did that was years ago, so he obviously really had to go and none of us were home to let him out. So I couldn't blame him too much.
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I rather be alone forever than have a stupid cat
What about a cat in your Bimmer Bimmette?
Bimmette does not want a cat in her Bimmer.
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My head is spinning.... I'll be back when it stops...
Yeah I see brother and I feel your pain ! I had this in the beginning of my OT shit as well ...
I still stink today because I got non-stop shit over me , but most people thought it was my cologne !
Imagine the situation...

BTW ...Who are you my friend ?
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Bimmette has a cat with the name bimcat .
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Yeah I see brother and I feel your pain ! I had this in the beginning of my OT shit as well ...
I still stink today because I got non-stop shit over me , but most people thought it was my cologne !
Imagine the situation...

BTW ...Who are you my friend ?
I'm a fellow 1addict my friend. I live in the USA near Philadelphia and my profession is engineering. I have traveled the world (mainly for work) and I enjoy strange senses of humor. sounds like we have the same mother....
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I rather be alone forever than have a stupid cat
Buy a cat or you'll be looking 30 and alone in 50 years. (edit. Only mildly bitter how well asians always look!)
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Yeah thank you for the compliment my blonde Finnish angel
But it was more like 10 years in the gym while my boobs screamed kinda no pain no gain !
And of course the gain you could see in the pic and I'm proud of it !
Think I almost look like Arnold from the past , but I'm sure my English accent sucks better !
Haha.

I married a geek who apparently really loves his routine. I seriously thought that the ten years before me was a fling with the gym, but in the last 9-13 years I have learned that the only way you can ruin a gym eat is by cooking.

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I believe that's biologically impossible. At least I hope it is.

I actually don't know what "ssott" is...I'm going to assume it is Finnish for "house".



I'm with you on the cat thing...not a fan. But how do you feel about dogs? I like dogs, but I didn't love the steaming gift he left me the other day. Though in fairness, the last time he did that was years ago, so he obviously really had to go and none of us were home to let him out. So I couldn't blame him too much.
I'm sending her a cat. I still know where she lives! She won't boil it for dinner since she hasn't used her stove ever.

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Bimmette does not want a cat in her Bimmer.
Fine, I'll ask your bimmer then and get back to you.
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Bimmette has a cat with the name bimcat .
If you look at the front of her car. (or our cars) it looks like a cat.
Did I just scare myself?

(and by the way... this is page 28, we agreed no more Santa man)
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I'm sending her a cat. I still know where she lives! She won't boil it for dinner since she hasn't used her stove ever.
I feel this is only mildly racist....well done!! You like Weird Al Yankovich by chance?

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