|
|
|
|
|
|
BMW Garage | BMW Meets | Register | Today's Posts | Search |
|
BMW 3-Series (E90 E92) Forum
>
E90 Manila
|
|
04-15-2006, 08:38 AM | #45 | |
Major
86
Rep 1,125
Posts
Drives: BMW 335i, Alpine White M Sport
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: San Diego
|
Quote:
__________________
/// 2011 E90 335i M SPORT, ALPINE WHITE/// STEPTRONIC /// ZENON HEADLIGHTS/// 35% TINTS ALL AROUND /// 19 INCH BBS LM REPS ///BLACKED OUT ROUNDELS /// BLACK OUT GRILLS/// ACS ROOF SPOILER /// M3 REAR SPOILER /// LTMW INSTALLED (VOLLKOMMEN) M SPORT FRONT LIP /// BMS INTAKE///
|
|
Appreciate
0
|
04-29-2006, 10:04 AM | #46 |
Lieutenant
23
Rep 498
Posts
Drives: E90 325i
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Metro Manila
|
Wit of the Filipino
By Nury Vittachi (From THE FAR EASTERN ECONOMIC REVIEW) THERE'S A SIGN ON Congressional Avenue in Manila that says: "Parking for Costumers Only." This may be a misspelling of "customer." But the Philippine capital is so full of theatrical, brightly dressed individuals that I prefer to think it may actually mean what it says. This week, we'll take a reading tour of one of the most spirited communities in Asia. The Philippines is full of wordplay. The local accent, in which F and P are fairly interchangeable, is often used very cleverly, such as at the flower shop in Diliman called Petal Attraction. Much of the wordplay in the Philippines is deliberate, with retailers favouring witty names, often based on Western celebrities and movies. Reader Elgar Esteban found a bread shop called Anita Bakery, a 24- hour restaurant called Doris Day and Night, a garment shop called Elizabeth Tailoring and a hairdresser called Felix The Cut. Smart travellers can decipher initially baffling signs by simply trying out a Taglish (Tagalog-English) accent, such as that used on a sign at a restaurant in Cebu: "We Hab Sop-Drink In Can An In Batol." A sewing accessories shop called Beads And Pieces also makes use of the local accent. Of course, there are also many signs with oddly chosen words, but they are usually so entertaining that it would be a tragedy to "correct" them. A reader named Antonio "Tonyboy" Ramon T. Ongsiako (now there's a truly Filipino name) found the following: In a restaurant in Baguio: "Wanted: Boy Waitress;" on a highway in Pampanga: "We Make Modern Antique Furniture;" on the window of a photography shop in Cabanatuan: "We Shoot You While You Wait;" on the glass wall of an eatery in Panay Avenue in Manila: "Wanted: Waiter, Cashier, Washier." Some of the notices one sees are thought-provoking. A shoe store in Pangasinan has a sign saying: "We Sell Imported Robber Shoes." Could these be the sneakiest sort of sneakers? On a house in Jaro, Iloilo, one finds a sign saying: "House For Rent, Fully Furnaced." Tonyboy commented, "Boy, it must be hot in there." Occasionally, the signs are quite poignant. Reader Gunilla Edlund saw one at a ferry pier outside Davao, southern Philippines, which said: "Adults: 1USD; Child: 50 cents; Cadavers: subject to negotiation." But most are purely witty, and display a love of Americana. Reader Robert Harland spotted a bakery named "Bread Pitt," a Makati fast- food place selling maruya (banana fritters) called "Maruya Carey," a water-engineering firm called "Christopher Plumbing," a boutique called "The Way We Wear," a video rental shop called "Leon King Video Rental," a restaurant in the Cainta district of Rizal called "Caintacky Fried Chicken," a local burger restaurant called "Mang Donald's," a doughnut shop called "MacDonuts," a shop selling lumpia (meat parcels) in Makati called "Wrap and Roll," and two butchers called "Meating Place and Meatropolis." Tourists from Europe may be intrigued to discover shops called "Holland Hopia" and "Poland Hopia." Both sell a type of Chinese pastry called hopia. What's the story? The names are explained thus: Holland Hopia is the domain of a man named Ho and Poland Hopia is run by a man named Po. People in the Philippines also redesign English to be more efficient. "The creative confusion between language and culture leads to more than just simple unintentional errors in syntax, but in the adoption of new words," says reader Rob Goodfellow. He came across a sign that said "House Fersallarend." Why use five words (house for sale or rent)when two will do? Tonyboy Ongsiako explains why there was so much wit in the Philippines. "We come from a country where you require a sense of humour to survive," he says. "We have a 24-hour comedy show here called the government and a huge reserve of comedians made up mostly of politicians and bad actors." Have a nice day!
__________________
|
Appreciate
0
|
05-08-2006, 10:26 AM | #47 | |
son of Jor-el
33
Rep 328
Posts |
Quote:
|
|
Appreciate
0
|
05-12-2006, 10:01 AM | #48 | |
Lieutenant
23
Rep 498
Posts
Drives: E90 325i
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Metro Manila
|
Quote:
__________________
|
|
Appreciate
0
|
06-08-2006, 10:06 PM | #51 | |
Anyaketdin!
24
Rep 517
Posts |
Quote:
Marcus bili mo ko Boy Bawang and San Mig Lite
__________________
"The key to immortality is first living a life worth remembering"
|
|
Appreciate
0
|
06-09-2006, 09:52 AM | #52 | |
Lieutenant
23
Rep 498
Posts
Drives: E90 325i
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Metro Manila
|
Quote:
we should have an E90post.Manila meet when you get here! calling on garthbo, andy, manilae90 ...are you guys still up for a meet? where in manila will you be staying marcus?...malacanang ba??
__________________
|
|
Appreciate
0
|
06-10-2006, 02:04 AM | #55 | |
Major
86
Rep 1,125
Posts
Drives: BMW 335i, Alpine White M Sport
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: San Diego
|
Quote:
__________________
/// 2011 E90 335i M SPORT, ALPINE WHITE/// STEPTRONIC /// ZENON HEADLIGHTS/// 35% TINTS ALL AROUND /// 19 INCH BBS LM REPS ///BLACKED OUT ROUNDELS /// BLACK OUT GRILLS/// ACS ROOF SPOILER /// M3 REAR SPOILER /// LTMW INSTALLED (VOLLKOMMEN) M SPORT FRONT LIP /// BMS INTAKE///
|
|
Appreciate
0
|
06-10-2006, 02:05 AM | #56 | |
Major
86
Rep 1,125
Posts
Drives: BMW 335i, Alpine White M Sport
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: San Diego
|
Quote:
__________________
/// 2011 E90 335i M SPORT, ALPINE WHITE/// STEPTRONIC /// ZENON HEADLIGHTS/// 35% TINTS ALL AROUND /// 19 INCH BBS LM REPS ///BLACKED OUT ROUNDELS /// BLACK OUT GRILLS/// ACS ROOF SPOILER /// M3 REAR SPOILER /// LTMW INSTALLED (VOLLKOMMEN) M SPORT FRONT LIP /// BMS INTAKE///
|
|
Appreciate
0
|
06-10-2006, 02:13 AM | #59 | |
Major
86
Rep 1,125
Posts
Drives: BMW 335i, Alpine White M Sport
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: San Diego
|
Quote:
__________________
/// 2011 E90 335i M SPORT, ALPINE WHITE/// STEPTRONIC /// ZENON HEADLIGHTS/// 35% TINTS ALL AROUND /// 19 INCH BBS LM REPS ///BLACKED OUT ROUNDELS /// BLACK OUT GRILLS/// ACS ROOF SPOILER /// M3 REAR SPOILER /// LTMW INSTALLED (VOLLKOMMEN) M SPORT FRONT LIP /// BMS INTAKE///
|
|
Appreciate
0
|
06-10-2006, 11:21 AM | #61 | |
First Lieutenant
28
Rep 305
Posts |
Quote:
|
|
Appreciate
0
|
06-11-2006, 04:27 PM | #63 |
First Lieutenant
19
Rep 349
Posts |
hey someone should create a myspace or friendster account for all pinoy e90 post member!
__________________
black saph./black leather/xenon/heated seatscomfort pkg./advantage pkg |
Appreciate
0
|
06-12-2006, 07:40 PM | #64 | |
Lieutenant
23
Rep 498
Posts
Drives: E90 325i
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Metro Manila
|
Quote:
mga Bro, pls choose a date & venue: June 23 June 24 July 1 or weekday para hindi masyado puno mga parking lots? proposed Venue: UCC or Embassy Cafeteria -Fort Bonifacio, Dencio's MetroWalk, ... Photo shoot sa SpeedZone Kayo, when & saan nyo gusto?? Pls PM me your cel #s so I can update everyone through text.
__________________
|
|
Appreciate
0
|
06-12-2006, 08:07 PM | #65 | |
Major
86
Rep 1,125
Posts
Drives: BMW 335i, Alpine White M Sport
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: San Diego
|
Quote:
__________________
/// 2011 E90 335i M SPORT, ALPINE WHITE/// STEPTRONIC /// ZENON HEADLIGHTS/// 35% TINTS ALL AROUND /// 19 INCH BBS LM REPS ///BLACKED OUT ROUNDELS /// BLACK OUT GRILLS/// ACS ROOF SPOILER /// M3 REAR SPOILER /// LTMW INSTALLED (VOLLKOMMEN) M SPORT FRONT LIP /// BMS INTAKE///
|
|
Appreciate
0
|
06-12-2006, 08:09 PM | #66 | |
Major
86
Rep 1,125
Posts
Drives: BMW 335i, Alpine White M Sport
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: San Diego
|
Quote:
__________________
/// 2011 E90 335i M SPORT, ALPINE WHITE/// STEPTRONIC /// ZENON HEADLIGHTS/// 35% TINTS ALL AROUND /// 19 INCH BBS LM REPS ///BLACKED OUT ROUNDELS /// BLACK OUT GRILLS/// ACS ROOF SPOILER /// M3 REAR SPOILER /// LTMW INSTALLED (VOLLKOMMEN) M SPORT FRONT LIP /// BMS INTAKE///
|
|
Appreciate
0
|
Bookmarks |
|
|