RAM IN N54

WWONG · 10-13-2010, 04:22 PM

o hai gaiz. i hurd u could liek add HP to the car by adding a JB3 to the ECU (which is a CPU). I want to add moar memory nao. Where be the RAM slot?

TheRox · 10-13-2010, 04:23 PM

Credit is way too cheap in America.

MYV · 10-13-2010, 04:24 PM

lol?

WWONG · 10-13-2010, 04:25 PM

I took it apart this morning but the DIMM slots weren't around the ECU... WTF!!

vgame64 · 10-13-2010, 04:27 PM

PC3200...

....fail...

Heh, j/k...a bit OT but thanks for the laugh.

(And if you are serious, the small amount of memory is most likely soldered on or is in a BGA array)

mike-y · 10-13-2010, 04:28 PM

it won't work because PC3200 RAM is old and busted. you need some fresh new DDR3

cstavaru · 10-13-2010, 04:28 PM

Man, are you on crack or is this a joke ?

Crimson92 · 10-13-2010, 04:30 PM

step 1 remove airbox
step 2 place ram in in air duct
step 3 reseal air duct with duct tape
step 4 place foot firmly on gas and brake
step 5 start engine
step 6 pay me for good advice.

Transport3r · 10-13-2010, 04:39 PM

Lolwut

youngnastyman · 10-13-2010, 04:55 PM

did you look underneath the flux capacitor?

CollinsE90 · 10-13-2010, 04:57 PM

Crimson92 · 10-13-2010, 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by CollinsE90

that guy got lucky and he knows it

CollinsE90 · 10-13-2010, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crimson92

that guy got lucky and he knows it

nah, theres a video online of 2 guys doing it over and over

Crimson92 · 10-13-2010, 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by CollinsE90

nah, theres a video online of 2 guys doing it over and over

i wonder how many trial and error runs ended in error

kcgman · 10-13-2010, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by WWONG

o hai gaiz. i hurd u could liek add HP to the car by adding a JB3 to the ECU (which is a CPU). I want to add moar memory nao. Where be the RAM slot?

You spelled "could" correctly but not "like" and "where" correctly but not "more"? W's Wong with this picture?

infinitekidM2C · 10-13-2010, 05:18 PM

just a joke from Mr. Wong..check his other posts..his english is perfectly fine.

ncarter124 · 10-13-2010, 05:21 PM

Just below the id-ten-t sensor but still above the carburetor chain assembly. Make sure the car is turned off otherwise you'll slice a finger open on the intake sprocket.

pmeloche · 10-13-2010, 05:48 PM

NSFW · 10-13-2010, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by CollinsE90

nah, theres a video online of 2 guys doing it over and over

sounds kinky

Seminole · 10-13-2010, 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Crimson92

i wonder how many trial and error runs ended in error

I believe that it was for a play. There is a video or gif somewhere that shows when he tries to do it in the actual play he fails and faceplants.

kyleb350 · 10-13-2010, 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Crimson92

step 1 remove airbox
step 2 place ram in in air duct
step 3 reseal air duct with duct tape
step 4 place foot firmly on gas and brake
step 5 start engine
step 6 pay me for good advice.

Ah... is that how RAM air works?

AllydNYC · 10-14-2010, 01:39 AM

I thought this said "RAM IN N64"/ :-\ I will look for the slot tomorrow in the car.

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