My Latest Invention for 1M's Biggest Threat -AWAK Device

nachob · 10-29-2011, 03:39 PM

I call it the AWAK Device. Anti-Wife And Kid Device (AWAK).

I have patent filings on the way! : )

The biggest threat to my 1M is the 4 door GTI parked inches from my 1M in a tight garage.

I measured the high points on the 1M and GTI and built it to suit.

Grey Dove · 10-29-2011, 03:45 PM

put 4 cf tips on the ends and you got a awakaprovic

+ you can sell them at astronomic prices

EINSER M · 10-29-2011, 03:49 PM

ha ha ha awesome!

nachob · 10-29-2011, 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gs/e60/1m?

put 4 cf tips on the ends and you got a awakaprovic

+ you can sell them at astronomic prices

This is just the prototype. Production version will be Inconel..lighter and more heat resistant and I am working on a shocking mechanism so that when they throw the door open on the poor helpless 1M the will receive a mild, yet uncofortable 20,000 Volt shock!

: )

wabbit · 10-29-2011, 03:50 PM

hahah love it!! need to get one!

flzrider · 10-29-2011, 03:57 PM

Haha nice, I like it.

Now fold those mirrors in!

Moo · 10-29-2011, 03:59 PM

Nice

might want to cover the two top corners just in case!

If only putting these up in public lots doesn't seem so db/ocd

Dee Pee · 10-29-2011, 04:53 PM

I designed something like that to protect my M Roadster from the jagweed who parks his obscenely large SUV in the compact spots in my building. They're basically interlocking armor plates that hang from the sides and cushioning is provided by quarter-inch rubber floor padding. I'm thinking about perfecting the design and patenting it as well.

mikefromMA · 10-29-2011, 05:55 PM

hahaha i literally just spit a drink out when i saw that

Ky1M · 10-29-2011, 07:03 PM

david.orr · 10-29-2011, 07:11 PM

lol i want one too

HALOTHANE · 10-29-2011, 08:11 PM

You should use it in public parking lots!

ZCP M3 · 10-29-2011, 08:12 PM

Nice!

ZCP M3 · 10-29-2011, 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MVO

You should use it in public parking lots!

that's just asking to be keyed.

1mGator · 10-29-2011, 08:34 PM

Way to go NachoB ..... I'll have one in Valencia .. lol!

ESC OFF · 10-29-2011, 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nachob

I call it the AWAK Device. Anti-Wife And Kid Device (AWAK).

I have patent filings on the way! : )

The biggest threat to my 1M is the 4 door GTI parked inches from my 1M in a tight garage.

I measured the high points on the 1M and GTI and built it to suit.

Back your car into the garage and gain several more inches between the two cars!

Die ///M Rakete · 10-29-2011, 08:47 PM

Hahaha.......that's freaking genius!!!!

nachob · 10-30-2011, 01:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dee Pee

I designed something like that to protect my M Roadster from the jagweed who parks his obscenely large SUV in the compact spots in my building. They're basically interlocking armor plates that hang from the sides and cushioning is provided by quarter-inch rubber floor padding. I'm thinking about perfecting the design and patenting it as well.

That sounds pretty cool too. you shou Copyright "Jagweed" too, I never heard of that but I can see the box now:

Protect your fine automobile your your Jagweed neighbor!

: )

nachob · 10-30-2011, 01:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1mGator

Way to go NachoB ..... I'll have one in Valencia .. lol!

Thanks Gator!

Zuzu · 10-30-2011, 02:03 AM

Brilliant..

M3 Adjuster · 10-30-2011, 02:05 AM

My garage is very similar! I need one as well! I really enjoyed having a track car that really didn't matter if it got dented and such. Not the case now!

gazz · 10-30-2011, 03:08 AM

Wouldn't this encourage people to use it? I.e. it will be safe to simply throw their door open onto the pads. Still, it looks as though it would handle it.

10-29-2011, 03:39 PM	#1
nachob Brigadier General 2316 Rep 4,341 Posts Drives: 2004 330i ZHP, 2022 Cayman T Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: California iTrader: (5)	My Latest Invention for 1M's Biggest Threat -AWAK Device I call it the AWAK Device. Anti-Wife And Kid Device (AWAK). I have patent filings on the way! : ) The biggest threat to my 1M is the 4 door GTI parked inches from my 1M in a tight garage. I measured the high points on the 1M and GTI and built it to suit.
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Grey Dove Major 125 Rep 1,297 Posts Drives: Sold for a reptile Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Here & There iTrader: (0)	put 4 cf tips on the ends and you got a awakaprovic + you can sell them at astronomic prices
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EINSER M Major General 380 Rep 5,730 Posts Drives: BMW i3 rex Join Date: May 2006 Location: SoCal iTrader: (44) Garage List 2018 I01 i3s \| CURRENT [0.00] 2018 G01 X3 \| CURRENT [0.00] 2017 I01 i3 \| SOLD [0.00] 2017 F48 X1 \| SOLD ... [0.00] 2016 I01 i3 \| SOLD [0.00] 2017 F22 M240 \| SOLD [8.00] 2016 F25 X3 diesel ... [0.00] 2006 E60 550 \| SOLD [6.00] 2011 E90 335 \| SOLD [8.66] 2012 E82 135 \| SOLD [5.50] 2011 E82 1M \| SOLD [7.94] 2007 E85 Z4M\| SOLD [4.50] 2003 E53 X5 4.6is S ... [9.00] 2008 E92 328 \| SOLD [0.00] 2008 E82 135 \| SOLD [0.00] 2008 E90 335 \| SOLD [0.00] 2003 E46 M3 \| SOLD [7.50] 2006 E90 330 \| SOLD [10.00] 2003 E46 330ZHP \| SOLD [0.00]	ha ha ha awesome!
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wabbit wabbit! 41 Rep 225 Posts Drives: ///1M Join Date: May 2009 Location: Mexico iTrader: (1)	hahah love it!! need to get one!
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flzrider Captain 50 Rep 739 Posts Drives: AW 1M Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Miami, FL iTrader: (1)	Haha nice, I like it. Now fold those mirrors in! __________________
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Moo Gold Member 162 Rep 512 Posts Drives: PSYWGN Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Studio 69 iTrader: (0)	Nice might want to cover the two top corners just in case! If only putting these up in public lots doesn't seem so db/ocd
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Dee Pee Captain 176 Rep 795 Posts Drives: '11 AW 1M, ‘24 718 GTS Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Portland, OR iTrader: (0)	I designed something like that to protect my M Roadster from the jagweed who parks his obscenely large SUV in the compact spots in my building. They're basically interlocking armor plates that hang from the sides and cushioning is provided by quarter-inch rubber floor padding. I'm thinking about perfecting the design and patenting it as well.
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10-29-2011, 05:55 PM	#9
mikefromMA First Lieutenant 36 Rep 344 Posts Drives: 2017 m4 Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: MA iTrader: (9) Garage List 2017 BMW m4 [0.00] 2015 428 [0.00]	hahaha i literally just spit a drink out when i saw that
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david.orr Lieutenant Colonel 123 Rep 1,852 Posts Drives: Cars Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Australia iTrader: (0)	lol i want one too
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ZCP M3 First Lieutenant 19 Rep 388 Posts Drives: 2011 VO 1M Coupe #759 Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: St. Louis, MO iTrader: (0)	Nice!
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1mGator 1mGator 144 Rep 567 Posts Drives: Valencia 1M Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Aventura, Florida iTrader: (0)	Way to go NachoB ..... I'll have one in Valencia .. lol!
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Die ///M Rakete Captain 671 Rep 846 Posts Drives: 2016 F80 ZCP 6MT Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Dallas, TX iTrader: (0)	Hahaha.......that's freaking genius!!!!
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10-30-2011, 02:03 AM	#20
Zuzu Major General 2823 Rep 7,640 Posts Drives: M2C HS 6MT Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Sydney Australia iTrader: (0)	Brilliant..
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M3 Adjuster Banned 7909 Rep 11,785 Posts Drives: 1M, X1 M Sport, E46 325ic Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Dallas, Tx iTrader: (0)	My garage is very similar! I need one as well! I really enjoyed having a track car that really didn't matter if it got dented and such. Not the case now!
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gazz ///Mbassador 26 Rep 1,069 Posts Drives: The horse I fell off Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Gold Coast Australia iTrader: (0)	Wouldn't this encourage people to use it? I.e. it will be safe to simply throw their door open onto the pads. Still, it looks as though it would handle it.
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