LOL Pic Thread (NO POLITICS)

KRS_SN · 03-03-2020, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by nyalpine90

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i don't mind if shes blind or if she's a pirate!

infinitekidM2C · 03-03-2020, 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by KRS_SN

i don't mind if shes blind or if she's a pirate!

You better hope she's blind...

KRS_SN · 03-03-2020, 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by infinitekidM2C

Quote:

Originally Posted by KRS_SN

i don't mind if shes blind or if she's a pirate!

You better hope she's blind...

haha. she may not see my sausage but i can see her grill.

SakhirM4 · 03-03-2020, 09:01 PM

Now this is funny - 75 Years Ago .

This is PRICELESS...

A little old lady from Wisconsin had worked in and around
her family dairy since she could walk,
with hours of hard work and little compensation.

When canned Carnation Milk became available in grocery
stores in the 1940's, she read an advertisement offering
$5,000 for the best slogan.

The producers wanted a rhyme beginning With
'Carnation Milk is best of all.'

She thought to herself, I know everything there is to know
about milk and dairy farms. I can do this!

She sent in her entry, and several weeks later,
a black car pulled up in front of her house.

A large man got out, knocked on her door and said,
"Ma'am,..The president of Carnation milk absolutely
LOVED your entry...So much, in fact,
that we are here to award you $1,000 even though
we will not be able to use it for our advertisements!"

He did, however, have one printed up
to hang on his office wall.

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The Choosey begger · 03-04-2020, 08:06 AM

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Dpc2u · 03-04-2020, 09:21 AM

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kscarrol · 03-04-2020, 09:34 AM

^^ Damn kids don't appreciate the struggles we boomers had to go through!!

corn18 · 03-04-2020, 11:22 AM

This was always sitting on the back of the toilet:

When I got married, my wife bought this and I was even more in love with her:

chetrickerman · 03-04-2020, 02:54 PM

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Joe240 · 03-04-2020, 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by chetrickerman

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Phil Chats and Nick Ubel... whoever did those redactions really sucks

StripclubDJ · 03-04-2020, 05:06 PM

Lmao

Banana Hammock · 03-04-2020, 05:10 PM

Captain Blood · 03-04-2020, 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by nyalpine90

Seems like that would be up my alley

Captain Blood · 03-04-2020, 05:14 PM

Hg

Salty Dog · 03-04-2020, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Captain Blood

Hg

This speaks to me.....

TboneS54 · 03-04-2020, 05:49 PM

"Those aren't mine"

UncleWede · 03-04-2020, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by TboneS54

"Those aren't mine"

TboneS54 · 03-04-2020, 05:51 PM

"No, Jake from State Farm gave them to me"

Salty Dog · 03-04-2020, 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by TboneS54

"Those aren't mine"

Reminds me of the joke, "when did you start wearing women's underwear.......when my wife found them in the glovebox."

Dpc2u · 03-04-2020, 07:20 PM

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MKSixer · 03-04-2020, 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Dpc2u

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Replace Life with Dating and you know what I'm going through.

03-03-2020, 09:01 PM	#25876
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03-04-2020, 09:34 AM	#25880
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