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      06-01-2016, 11:07 AM   #29899
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I was banging a Chaldean chick back in HS, then her brothers found out, then their cousins found out, then I stopped banging said Chaldean chick. What a bunch of fucking whackos.

Fine as fuck though. 10/10.
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      06-01-2016, 11:08 AM   #29900
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So you what do you do? :b

Making money is good. Playing games is bad. You need to change that buddy. Unless, that is, you want one of the those Asian gamer chicks who reek of Mountain Dew, Doritos, and broken dreams/promises.
i never touched computer games for the last 20yrs.. when i was teenager
but i found it re-connected me to a part of the mojo i lost as a got caught up in winning/trying not to lose and not making any money trading (which is what i do)
i found doing something for fun is TOTALLY different from doing something for a different reason, be it to achieve a certain goal, win/not lose etc.
In short, it's the purest form of performance.. kinda like how Curry can make threes without the smoothest stroke.. u gotta beleive in yourself, if u don't it become a self-fulfilling prophecy
on the other hand, if something doesn't work, there's probably a reason, thats so deep u probably won't be able to find out without much help and soul searching, which I suppose is where shoei comes in
Oh I can't help you with your voyage... It sounds like some Benjamin button shit, where you are regressing back to teenage years...

Enjoy the Doritos and Mountain Dew though...
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      06-01-2016, 11:08 AM   #29901
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Don't know what it is with me and Italians. I didn't really know she was part Armenian until I met her folks. Last name is Italian.

Most of the Indian chicks I've dealt with of the recent have been wrecks. Alcoholics, drug users, massive whores, and unstable as fuck.
Knowing the above and based on your original post, wtf are you waiting for? Listen to Mr Tonka .

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I don't do females anymore.. unless they serve themselves up on a platter
I play my computer games, trade my money.. bitches be knocking down my door anytime now
A quote's a-brewing...
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      06-01-2016, 11:10 AM   #29903
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I've got nothing but fond memories of Indian girls, they've always done right by me... But now that you mention it, a little on the crazy side... Speaking of cray, Pakistani Muslim vs pakistani non-Muslim is a wedding I would like to view... From a safe distance...

But Italian / Greek chicks are on a whole other level of crazy... Grew up where you are moving to... You can add Cuban and Puerto Rican to that list as well, lol...
Any culture that speaks Spanish Es loco.

Pakistani girls are beautiful, but they don't associate with Patels.

Those weddings are actually really sad. Something that should be a joyous event is instead a tense, unhappy situation where everyone wants to kill the opposition.
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I've got nothing but fond memories of Indian girls, they've always done right by me... But now that you mention it, a little on the crazy side... Speaking of cray, Pakistani Muslim vs pakistani non-Muslim is a wedding I would like to view... From a safe distance...

But Italian / Greek chicks are on a whole other level of crazy... Grew up where you are moving to... You can add Cuban and Puerto Rican to that list as well, lol...
why do I have a mental picture of you with a RPG observing from a hillside at a distance?
This is the biggest misconception here... I, am but a misunderstood angel... Real talk... I'd insert an angel emoji but BP doesn't seem to have one...
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      06-01-2016, 11:11 AM   #29905
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Oh I can't help you with your voyage... It sounds like some Benjamin button shit, where you are regressing back to teenage years...

Enjoy the Doritos and Mountain Dew though...
haha.. it's fun.. the road less traveled
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Knowing the above and based on your original post, wtf are you waiting for? Listen to Mr Tonka .

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I know. I should.
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I was banging a Chaldean chick back in HS, then her brothers found out, then their cousins found out, then I stopped banging said Chaldean chick. What a bunch of fucking whackos.

Fine as fuck though. 10/10.
thought u were just making up a word..

Chal·de·an
kalˈdēən/
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1.
a member of an ancient people who lived in Chaldea circa 800 BC and ruled Babylonia 625–539 BC. They were renowned as astronomers and astrologers.
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the Semitic language of the ancient Chaldeans.
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of or relating to ancient Chaldea or its people or language.
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of or relating to the East Syrian Uniate Church.
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Don't know what it is with me and Italians. I didn't really know she was part Armenian until I met her folks. Last name is Italian.

Most of the Indian chicks I've dealt with of the recent have been wrecks. Alcoholics, drug users, massive whores, and unstable as fuck.
blame this on culture
alot of non-western cultures are very backwards interms of mental health, heck make that everyone, you'd be surprised how brainwashed everybody is when u get older, away from your family, and see your whole perspective has been completely warped by growing up in a certain family
almost no one can escape this..
This, I agree with, especially the western medicine bit... *shudders
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      06-01-2016, 11:13 AM   #29909
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Fortuna audaces luvats.
fortune favors the lovewarts?
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      06-01-2016, 11:15 AM   #29910
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fortune favors the lovewarts?
AKA, the herpes.
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Any culture that speaks Spanish Es loco.

Pakistani girls are beautiful, but they don't associate with Patels.

Those weddings are actually really sad. Something that should be a joyous event is instead a tense, unhappy situation where everyone wants to kill the opposition.
wait, this occurs?
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This, I agree with, especially the western medicine bit... *shudders
u didn't know that i know, but i want to know everything u know
lets compare notes..
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So grimlock , how's are things in the female front going over there?
You can tell by which grimlock showed up that not as well as your half Armenian half Italian love life...

All kidding aside, I knew a girl out here who was half Armo half Italian... Gorgeous girl but don't think this one was as well put together as yours... Was a bartender and got fired for drinking too much on the job... She blamed the bar for being stingy with their drink allowance lol...
Don't know what it is with me and Italians. I didn't really know she was part Armenian until I met her folks. Last name is Italian.

Most of the Indian chicks I've dealt with of the recent have been wrecks. Alcoholics, drug users, massive whores, and unstable as fuck.
I've got nothing but fond memories of Indian girls, they've always done right by me... But now that you mention it, a little on the crazy side... Speaking of cray, Pakistani Muslim vs pakistani non-Muslim is a wedding I would like to view... From a safe distance...

But Italian / Greek chicks are on a whole other level of crazy... Grew up where you are moving to... You can add Cuban and Puerto Rican to that list as well, lol...
Any culture that speaks Spanish Es loco.

Pakistani girls are beautiful, but they don't associate with Patels.

Those weddings are actually really sad. Something that should be a joyous event is instead a tense, unhappy situation where everyone wants to kill the opposition.
I have neighbors, group of four pakistani's who have started their own tech company... Great people, will give you the shirt off their backs... I've even convinced one of them to try bacon - I have deep regrets because now it's a bacon fest for him... Feel somewhat guilty... Anyways, I have another group of friends who are equally down to earth, laid back and they have a lot in common... However, they refuse to commingle because, like you said, they are the "Patels"
So I can only imagine what those weddings are like... Unfortunate...

One of the guys went on Muslim-date.com and found himself a girl though... Within 6 months they got married... Did real well for himself too, she's in her residency program... So I guess it works !
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AKA, the herpes.
so that's what i've come to been associated with, didn't know u could catch it by talking a good game only

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grimlock how the hell have you been?
everytime i come back im a little different.. i'm like that niece/nephew u see once in a while..
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This, I agree with, especially the western medicine bit... *shudders
u didn't know that i know, but i want to know everything u know
lets compare notes..
There was a time and place I might have, except about 17 minutes ago you announced that you no longer do girls anymore, so in the words of Shark Tank - "I'm sorry but I'm out..."
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This is the biggest misconception here... I, am but a misunderstood angel... Real talk... I'd insert an angel emoji but BP doesn't seem to have one...
now that u mentioned it, u suddenly remind me of this chinese chick friend i had.. she never talked psychobabble shit.. now i see what she was thinking all along
but i have to say some of what u think may be a misconception on your part (your own projections, so to say), even though the majority of your observations are correct
as they say, the only person who doesn't see yourself correctly, is yourself..

(add: oh, friend's name was "Angel".. coincidences)
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There was a time and place I might have, except about 17 minutes ago you announced that you no longer do girls anymore, so in the words of Shark Tank - "I'm sorry but I'm out..."
1. you are a chick
2. you are not a chick -> i am disturbed..
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@shoei

Lol, I've made Hindus eat beef, as well as Muslims eat pork.

Brown dating sites are usually meant more for the parents than the kids, at least in India. They use it to setup arranged marriages. Used to be done mainly by newspapers and personal meetings.

In all honesty, a lot of Pakistanis are really nice people. Just that some take the culture and religion a bit too literally.
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