What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

Aatish · 10-14-2016, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by M3 Number 86

you could, and I would laugh, although I'm not dry cleaning anyone's clothes in this thread. I thought that was the point?

Damn! I need new dry cleaners

///M Power-Belgium · 10-14-2016, 02:10 PM

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my name is Phil and I'm korean. It's a joke. I'm always on here. Just haven't been in a while.

Roger that !
Welcome back in the shit...
You're a Korean from Pasadena with the name Phil ....WTF ?!?!
So actually you are Philippe nr 2 , or what ?

BTW...Do you know me ?

bimmette · 10-14-2016, 02:10 PM

Ok now what?

Aatish · 10-14-2016, 02:13 PM

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Ok now what?

Heh, no trackpad. That is strange.

jtodd_fl · 10-14-2016, 02:15 PM

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Sounds like we can create a new subtopic...

#justcanadianthings

While I was using my Blackberry, the right winger was checked over the half-boards and made me spill maple syrup on the hardware keyboard, cuz Blackberry, eh. How do I fix it? Can I soak it in Molson? Thanks.

#justcanadianthings

bimmette · 10-14-2016, 02:45 PM

Thanks for trying to help, everyone. I gave up. Heading to the library and hoping there's a computer available!

Joekerr · 10-14-2016, 02:49 PM

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Thanks for trying to help, everyone. I gave up. Heading to the library and hoping there's a computer available!

Nerd.

Good luck, I suspect there is a new computer coming in your not too distant future. I also suspect it won't be an Ass-us.

Biorin · 10-14-2016, 02:56 PM

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I can see it now...

"Hi everybody, I'm Tara, this is my Asus 2-1 Laptop, and today I'm going to show you how to make the mouse work again"

*Puts on cute dress*
*Hops in bimmer*
*Hauls ass to Best Buy*
*Hits on Geek Squad guy*
*Gets laptop fixed*
*GTFO*

Hi everyone, I'm Tara and today I'm gonna show you how to throw a laptop out the goddamn window.

That's tame. Chainsaw, now that's quality content.

I don't have one.

Come on over

Mr Tonka · 10-14-2016, 03:33 PM

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On a serious note, back up your stuff, call Asus and yell at them.

If you need to type something out, but don't want to reinstall Word, use Google Docs.

When I read posts with this computer brand name I keep thinking, WTF is Axius going to do to help her with her computer?!? It's not like she needs to have a tool made.

Banana Hammock · 10-14-2016, 03:34 PM

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I don't have one.

You should bake the laptop inside of a turkey.

Banana Hammock · 10-14-2016, 03:39 PM

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I don't bake anything except myself in the sun.

So the library is...interesting. One woman is talking to herself while on the computer and waving at me. But i realized she is likely mentally disabled so I shouldn't make fun of her.

Ask her what color her soul is.

Joekerr · 10-14-2016, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

While I was using my Blackberry, the right winger was checked over the half-boards and made me spill maple syrup on the hardware keyboard, cuz Blackberry, eh. How do I fix it? Can I soak it in Molson? Thanks.

#justcanadianthings

Ah, stick a toque in it. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.

#IAMCANADIAN

UncleWede · 10-14-2016, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

So the library is...interesting. One woman is talking to herself while on the computer and waving at me. But i realized she is likely mentally disabled so I shouldn't make fun of her.

You, of all people, should know computers have mics and cameras these days, so she's probably talking to the gkids. . . .

bimmette · 10-14-2016, 05:55 PM

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So the library is...interesting. One woman is talking to herself while on the computer and waving at me. But i realized she is likely mentally disabled so I shouldn't make fun of her.

You, of all people, should know computers have mics and cameras these days, so she's probably talking to the gkids. . . .

She's definitely not. She got up and walked around and said hi to everyone, spooking the old people.

So anyways, I just learned that when your time limit is up at the library computer, you can just move to the one next to you hahahahaha!

bimmette · 10-14-2016, 06:45 PM

Finished my work. I feel like I deserve this. That was not a fun day.

F30lolz · 10-14-2016, 07:21 PM

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Finished my work. I feel like I deserve this. That was not a fun day.

Get me a Whopper with cheese and heavy bacon.

So, finally got the CTS back. $1200 worth of work and I only shelled out $50 for the deductible. Didn't even have to use my AK, I gotta say it was a good day.

bimmette · 10-14-2016, 07:22 PM

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Finished my work. I feel like I deserve this. That was not a fun day.

Get me a Whopper with cheese and heavy bacon.

So, finally got the CTS back. $1200 worth of work and I only shelled out $50 for the deductible. Didn't even have to use my AK, I gotta say it was a good day.

Lucky you

ASBSECU E93 · 10-14-2016, 08:13 PM

The eagle has landed! And it is fantastic

MKSixer · 10-14-2016, 08:31 PM

Details...

ASBSECU E93 · 10-14-2016, 08:48 PM

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Details...

The 'RED' eagle

Joekerr · 10-14-2016, 09:19 PM

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The 'RED' eagle

Your car is on its period??

F30lolz · 10-14-2016, 10:10 PM

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Your car is on its period??

Don't be jelly that he'll earn his red wings tonight.

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