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      11-09-2005, 04:22 PM   #1
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I was just wondering...

What would you do if you're driving and all of a sudden a person starts speaking to you through the car speakers? Some person from BMW assist just starts talking to you because he/she is bored. You can't turn it off. They just keep talking and talking?
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      11-09-2005, 04:24 PM   #2
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WTF? did this happen to you?
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I'll search through my car to find that person out first. He might be hiding somewhere other than behind the speakers.
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Didn't happen to me. I just thought of it. Our car has so much technology that someone might be able to hack it and start talking to us through the speakers when we're driving.
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That's funny.

Or they hack into the telemetrics and make your car accelerate like crazy or, cut off the engine while you're in the left lane passing
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      11-09-2005, 05:04 PM   #6
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imagine your car has an IP.... everytime someone pings your car, your car speaker says pong.... lol......

mebbe i should stop coding for a while...
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I read that happend to a car and driver editor during a test of a chevy car,
the onstar thought the thing wrecked but it was just the slalom test

onstar voice came on mid slalom to check if driver was OK...
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I read that happend to a car and driver editor during a test of a chevy car,
the onstar thought the thing wrecked but it was just the slalom test

onstar voice came on mid slalom to check if driver was OK...

Hmm, I wonder if it is an urban legend ? I actually hate (OK hate is a strong word -dislike) all of these systems which give potentially control, power or information to some else without your control.
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too funny....great thread
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      11-09-2005, 05:51 PM   #10
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wow. just when youve thought youve seen it all.

i would probalby talk back..lol..
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i dont like answering hypothetical questions....
What would you do if you were driving and your car turned into an elephant and started flying around but then it started raining, but the rain was slurpee syrup and everyone on the ground turned into frogs???
Huh?
The best onstar thread i have read about, was i think on the tl forum. I dont know if its true, but supposedly a husband and wife were driving, and they were discussing something, then that turned into an arguement, and they were screaming at each other and all of a sudden the onstar operator just came on and asked the lady if she wanted them to send police incase of a domestic disturbance!!!! Its nutts. i believe it, and it scares the crap out of me
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My understanding is, without pushing the SOS button, they can easily listen to what is going on in your car and speak to you. It is a little freaky
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.... it seems you guys and girls read too much science fiction

P.S. coreslogic, I do like comment about car having an IP I would definitely stopped coding and do some pinging and tracing
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I would hope it's a hot girl with a good voice...

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Are you a software engineer coreslogic? What do you work on?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bimmerista
That's funny.

Or they hack into the telemetrics and make your car accelerate like crazy or, cut off the engine while you're in the left lane passing

like james bond with a cell phone touch pad remote?

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What would you do if you were driving and your car turned into an elephant and started flying around but then it started raining, but the rain was slurpee syrup and everyone on the ground turned into frogs???
LMAO that's only happened to me once
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Are you a software engineer coreslogic? What do you work on?
yes, i write communication applications that deals with switches and voice server, practically all the stuff that makes your phone goes *ring ring*

imagine messaging among rides
coreslogic.e90post.ca == *e92 spy pics* ==> rprasad.e90post.us
SWEET....
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What would you do if you were driving and your car turned into an elephant and started flying around but then it started raining, but the rain was slurpee syrup and everyone on the ground turned into frogs???
Huh?
I would make some slurpee from the slurpee syrup and drink it while I relax on my flying elephant. I'll be in the air so I wouldn't have to worry about the frogs.
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There was a movie about flying frogs - Steel Magnolias; the sound track was good.

Hey, this thread just beggs to go
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Quote:
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There was a movie about flying frogs - Steel Magnolias; the sound track was good.

Hey, this thread just beggs to go
he never specify what he is wondering in the subject.....
evidence he is begging for us to go off topic, hehe
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What if some Toyota exec hacks into the system and starts sending us subliminal messages to trade our cars in for a Lexus IS:

Lexus is goooood
BMW baaaad - you will die
Only an IS can save you
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Quote:
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There was a movie about flying frogs - Steel Magnolias; the sound track was good.

Hey, this thread just beggs to go
Are you sure it wasn't Magnolia instead?
The one with Tom Cruise?
Now that was a great movie with a great soundtrack!

And yes there were also flying frogs...
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