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      09-28-2016, 09:39 AM   #39799
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Can I carry a gun at work? How many sick days a week is too many? What's a safe number of beers at lunch? Will there be company rape van? Simple stuff really
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      09-28-2016, 09:42 AM   #39801
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Did anyone hear it is the better question
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      09-28-2016, 09:42 AM   #39802
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For a Detroit boy, I'm surprised you haven't seen these in Canada.
He may have never crossed the boarder..., he's more of an..., inlander.


Hey guys, so phone interview on Monday, what are good questions to ask an interviewer that are a.) non sexual and b.) not about bacon?
How many weeks of vacation do I get and how soon can I take them?

How many feet away is my parking spot?

How many bathroom stalls are there?

Can I wear pajamas to work?

Is there a sexual harassment policy in place? Do you actually abide by it?
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      09-28-2016, 09:44 AM   #39803
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I'll be a travelling technician so the parking would be irrelevant and make me look dumb.

Bathroom stalls will be plenty, I'm a man, there's millions outside.

I sleep naked, what are pajamas?

It's only sexual harassment if they don't enjoy it!
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      09-28-2016, 09:44 AM   #39804
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Yeah bimmette good work!
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      09-28-2016, 09:48 AM   #39805
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      09-28-2016, 09:54 AM   #39806
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I'm outtie, time to go get another tattoo. THANKS FOR NOTHING GUYS.
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Sweet will be awesome bro
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      09-28-2016, 10:01 AM   #39808
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How do you know? Maybe the tattoo artist is drunk and it will be terrible.
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Could be but don't tell Axius
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      09-28-2016, 10:25 AM   #39810
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He may have never crossed the boarder..., he's more of an..., inlander.


Hey guys, so phone interview on Monday, what are good questions to ask an interviewer that are a.) non sexual and b.) not about bacon?
Truth. I've never visited Canadia in my adult life.

Just start interviewing them. Ask about what they like most working there, what they dislike, what is the best/most enjoyable project they've worked on, most proud moment, etc. Put them on the defensive; you already know you're good enough, make them prove they're good enough for you.

If you are curious about the job itself - Is this a new position or am I replacing someone, what were their strengths/weaknesses, what defines success in this role, are you working individually or are there others who can mentor you while you come up to speed?

Probably too late, but good luck!
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      09-28-2016, 12:42 PM   #39811
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The world would be a better place if everyone worked out a couple times a week.
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      09-28-2016, 01:43 PM   #39812
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Need to mash up. Ketchup flavored churros ice sandwiches?
Con jalapenos, right Lups ?
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      09-28-2016, 01:51 PM   #39813
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Con jalapenos, right Lups ?
I've been stuck with a ruined puppy for four days in a row, so my kids have made lunch for us all!

I love those little shits a ton more since they make me jalapenos daily now.

So yes, one can eat or survive just about anything, with a little help from our green friends.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      09-28-2016, 02:21 PM   #39814
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The world would be a better place if everyone worked out a couple times a week.
Exactly my friend !
No pain no gain ...
The last 2 weeks I work out with a chick (Britta) the first day she asked me to show her good exercises while she felt on my biceps ..
She wants that I make some work of her ass , while her ass looks like a piece of sex art !
And last weekend I learned her how to stretch , and I have a few pics of it
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      09-28-2016, 02:28 PM   #39815
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Exactly my friend !
No pain no gain ...
The last 2 weeks I work out with a chick (Britta) the first day she asked me to show her good exercises while she felt on my biceps ..
She wants that I make some work of her ass , while her ass looks like a piece of sex art !
And last weekend I learned her how to stretch , and I have a few pics of it
I'm going to add a line to my nightly prayers.
"Oh sweet baby Jesus, please see to it that I never EVER see those pictures. Amen."
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      09-28-2016, 02:31 PM   #39816
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I'm going to add a line to my nightly prayers.
"Oh sweet baby Jesus, please see to it that I never EVER see those pictures. Amen."
What are you talking about my friend ?
Working out is not porn related ...That was for in her bed
Note: Britta looks really hot ! (no joke)
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      09-28-2016, 02:33 PM   #39817
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Exactly my friend !
No pain no gain ...
The last 2 weeks I work out with a chick (Britta) the first day she asked me to show her good exercises while she felt on my biceps ..
She wants that I make some work of her ass , while her ass looks like a piece of sex art !
And last weekend I learned her how to stretch , and I have a few pics of it
Pics or no care
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      09-28-2016, 02:43 PM   #39818
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Exactly my friend !
No pain no gain ...
The last 2 weeks I work out with a chick (Britta) the first day she asked me to show her good exercises while she felt on my biceps ..
She wants that I make some work of her ass , while her ass looks like a piece of sex art !
And last weekend I learned her how to stretch , and I have a few pics of it
Britta. Nice name.

And yes, my friend. No pain, no gain.
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      09-28-2016, 02:46 PM   #39819
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Pics or no care
Tempting with Britta ...
Of course I asked her yesterday permission to post some pics on BP , and showed her BP first . She said sure why not , I'm on FB as well .
And I have more pics ...

Pic nr 1 from Britta in the gym .
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      09-28-2016, 02:59 PM   #39820
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Britta. Nice name.

And yes, my friend. No pain, no gain.
Yeah Britta sounds nice , think her ego is too big but meanwhile she's ok.
Prefer Wendy at my work ...Sadly she's married , but Friday there is a little after work party at my work . And she already asked me today to sit by me
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