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      04-14-2020, 09:40 PM   #26731
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Perfect!

I have a corner office and one of my windows faces the main road. There is a guy who works 2 building up the road and he had one of those jacked up diesel trucks with the low pro tires that stick out wrapped in a digital white camo. I'm not a lover of these kind of trucks in general, but this one is especially ridiculous. And being a diesel - of COURSE he has to have a unrestricted exhaust with a huge flower pot tip.

He comes to work at 8:30 am. He turns onto our road in between our office parking lot and our employee parking lot. Remember I said he just works 2 building down? He still has to floor it every single morning to go about 300 fete up the road and then slam on his brakes to turn into his works parking lot. Does it at least 70% of the time coming back from.

I love to print this and put it under his wiper blade! LOL!
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Perfect!

I have a corner office and one of my windows faces the main road. There is a guy who works 2 building up the road and he had one of those jacked up diesel trucks with the low pro tires that stick out wrapped in a digital white camo. I'm not a lover of these kind of trucks in general, but this one is especially ridiculous. And being a diesel - of COURSE he has to have a unrestricted exhaust with a huge flower pot tip.

He comes to work at 8:30 am. He turns onto our road in between our office parking lot and our employee parking lot. Remember I said he just works 2 building down? He still has to floor it every single morning to go about 300 fete up the road and then slam on his brakes to turn into his works parking lot. Does it at least 70% of the time coming back from.

I love to print this and put it under his wiper blade! LOL!
I like that idea! Haha
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Perfect!

I have a corner office and one of my windows faces the main road. There is a guy who works 2 building up the road and he had one of those jacked up diesel trucks with the low pro tires that stick out wrapped in a digital white camo. I'm not a lover of these kind of trucks in general, but this one is especially ridiculous. And being a diesel - of COURSE he has to have a unrestricted exhaust with a huge flower pot tip.

He comes to work at 8:30 am. He turns onto our road in between our office parking lot and our employee parking lot. Remember I said he just works 2 building down? He still has to floor it every single morning to go about 300 fete up the road and then slam on his brakes to turn into his works parking lot. Does it at least 70% of the time coming back from.

I love to print this and put it under his wiper blade! LOL!
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^^ I will freely admit that I had to read that a second time...
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^^ I will freely admit that I had to read that a second time...
Sir, I'm going to need to know what color is the candle on the previous page?
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I can hear him saying it. Ahhh, that voice. I'm melting, and not the wicked witch kind of melting Joekerr
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I can hear him saying it. Ahhh, that voice. I'm melting, and not the wicked witch kind of melting Joekerr
Oh. So...like the Hansel & Gretel kind - melting in the oven sort of thing?

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Oh. So...like the Hansel & Gretel kind - melting in the oven sort of thing?
You know what's next.
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Quiet now - she's driving and needs to focus her full attention on the road to arrive safely at her destination.

I'm sure she'll formulate her thoughts and provide both barrels to me later.
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Mmmkay, cmyx6go given his post history, I'm not sure that's the place you want him to be at. Watch your six.

And if you are still driving...well...just watch. Be careful. You know. Because I'm concerned for your well being. Not because woman driver. No, no, no, no. Not that. Never.
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Quiet now - she's driving and needs to focus her full attention on the road to arrive safely at her destination.

I'm sure she'll formulate her thoughts and provide both barrels to me later.
I will have you know, I have never sent or read texts, emails or viewed anything on my phone while driving. MY full attention is always on the road in order to avoid the assholes with their faces in their phones
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Mmmkay, cmyx6go given his post history, I'm not sure that's the place you want him to be at. Watch your six.

And if you are still driving...well...just watch. Be careful. You know. Because I'm concerned for your well being. Not because woman driver. No, no, no, no. Not that. Never.
You are a sick puppy! I just spit out my coffee.
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And if you are still driving...well...just watch. Be careful. You know. Because I'm concerned for your well being. Not because woman driver. No, no, no, no. Not that. Never.
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