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      04-03-2017, 08:04 AM   #49765
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Have a co-op girl from Kettering Univ. starting today. Hopefully she be cute, plus I'm her superior so she has to do everything I say right?
Ax, let's let HR go over the "benefits" and leave your version tabled for now.
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      04-03-2017, 08:28 AM   #49767
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I had a dream about crapping my pants, must be the fear of being as old as asb.
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Have a co-op girl from Kettering Univ. starting today. Hopefully she be cute, plus I'm her superior so she has to do everything I say right?
She won't be cute. But that will keep you out of trouble lol.
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      04-03-2017, 09:08 AM   #49769
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I had a dream about crapping my pants, must be the fear of being as old as asb.
i thought you were much younger than asb.
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She won't be cute. But that will keep you out of trouble lol.
You don't know Ax's standards...
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When fear becomes reality, the dream will become action.
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I am at least 10 years
Is that 2 or 4 presidents?
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      04-03-2017, 12:41 PM   #49775
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I had a dream about crapping my pants, must be the fear of being as old as asb.
Couple that with me seeing an adult used diaper sitting on the ground at the gym.... I will pray for you.
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      04-03-2017, 01:02 PM   #49777
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You don't know Ax's standards...
Standards through the ceiling, yo.

She is pretty cute, for being a chick in engineering. BUT, she has a boyfriend, that also works within our company.

Had to get house selling papers notarized and mailed so told her she could leave at noon when I did since not much for her to do. Now I'm drinking a beer waiting for tattoo consultation. Phone in meeting at 2:30..., woohoo!
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Joekerr you mentioned you suspect home-oc. Does his local municipality know of this venture????? Might force him to move more near the standard pricing.

And if you can confirm, do your clients really want to guy to some guy's house. . . ?
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Joekerr you mentioned you suspect home-oc. Does his local municipality know of this venture????? Might force him to move more near the standard pricing.

And if you can confirm, do your clients really want to guy to some guy's house. . . ?
Yeah, I have considered the home office bit, and whether our professional rules permit that (vague, but seems likely), and there are so many business run out of homes the municipality will be of no help.

However, I do not believe clients would like to go to this guy's house, but I suspect he'll just go to them instead all the time. They'll probably never once go there, or perhaps even know that it is a home office...though I'll be working that into my discussions with the remaining ones.
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and there are so many business run out of homes the municipality will be of no help.
If he is bringing in more than $100/wk, your local municipality will be VERY interested in the Professional fees they are missing out on when he has no license and doesn't pay them their cut.
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      04-03-2017, 03:39 PM   #49781
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If he is bringing in more than $100/wk, your local municipality will be VERY interested in the Professional fees they are missing out on when he has no license and doesn't pay them their cut.
He lives in Canada, not Commiefornia.
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He lives in Canada, not Commiefornia.
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Yesterday (Sunday) it was the *Tour de Flanders* over here .
I drove it a couple of times as well , and it's no joke !

Buddy you saw *Sagan* his ass hitting the cobblestones ?

Here on this Flemish sports page you can watch some videos of the accident => http://www.nieuwsblad.be/cnt/dmf20170402_02814185

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Have a co-op girl from Kettering Univ. starting today. Hopefully she be cute, plus I'm her superior so she has to do everything I say right?
For the moment I have 3 beautiful female assistants . So yeah I agree ...
Let us say it works kinda motivating

Downside is sometimes they make noises kinda like I work in a fucking chicken stable...
But once I make my face look angry , the silence returnes . Thank God !
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Caesar this sounds like you talk about Ambiorix ?
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Caesar this sounds like you talk about Ambiorix ?
Did he crap his pants too?

I hadn't yet come across that interesting factoid. Thanks for the info!
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Have a co-op girl from Kettering Univ. starting today. Hopefully she be cute, plus I'm her superior so she has to do everything I say right?
For the moment I have 3 beautiful female assistants . So yeah I agree ...
Let us say it works kinda motivating

Downside is sometimes they make noises kinda like I work in a fucking chicken stable...
But once I make my face look angry , the silence returnes . Thank God !
What are the sexual harassment laws in Belgium? And do you have a Human Resources department? If so, how many times a week do you get called in? Just curious...
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