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      01-08-2020, 01:16 PM   #1849
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I am NEVER eating another jelly filled doughnut AGAIN! it's all over everything, my pant leg, my sleeve, the arm rest of my chair!
There's a joke with the punchline "I never would have survived if you hadn't thrown those jelly donuts into the closet.

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Today is my birthday. I came out of work today to find that some dirty bastard bird had shit all over the door handle of my car. I’m trying to decide if this is an omen or not.
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      01-08-2020, 06:52 PM   #1851
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Today is my birthday. I came out of work today to find that some dirty bastard bird had shit all over the door handle of my car. I知 trying to decide if this is an omen or not.
Play lotto????

Btw, happy bday!
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      01-08-2020, 08:57 PM   #1852
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Today is my birthday. I came out of work today to find that some dirty bastard bird had shit all over the door handle of my car. I'm trying to decide if this is an omen or not.
So you seem far too Ill to make it to work tomorrow.

Happy birthday!
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      01-08-2020, 11:06 PM   #1853
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Today is my birthday. I came out of work today to find that some dirty bastard bird had shit all over the door handle of my car. I知 trying to decide if this is an omen or not.
Happy Birthday! sorry to hear you had a shitty day get it?
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I just hit a 3:1 appreciate ratio. How about that. My life is now complete, this will be going in my memoirs as my life's crowning achievement.

That, or convincing someone much better than me to marry me for life. It's a toss up.
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      01-22-2020, 10:09 PM   #1855
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It's fricken cold here in OH! When is Spring coming?
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Today is my birthday. I came out of work today to find that some dirty bastard bird had shit all over the door handle of my car. I知 trying to decide if this is an omen or not.
Happy birthday and many more.
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      01-22-2020, 10:53 PM   #1857
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Today is my birthday. I came out of work today to find that some dirty bastard bird had shit all over the door handle of my car. I知 trying to decide if this is an omen or not.
It's good luck, you will be regular from now on.
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      01-23-2020, 09:24 AM   #1858
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So I just learned that either due to the car being an S6, or the guy that bought it paid for the plan, that my car has Audi Care until 80K kms which means all my service is covered till then.

That was a nice little bonus, especially since today it hit 60K and they are replacing belts, plugs, oil, air filter and etc which would have otherwise cost $1,500 at the dealership. Which I would have never done. But since its free, I told them to knock themselves out and do anything that doesn't cost me a dime.

I'm pretty pleased with this car so far, it was a great find. The guy who originally leased it put $9K down on the lease and then left midway through to step into a Porsche, so my lease payments were already lower than normal, plus I got an additional $3,400 in cash incentive to take the lease, and the guy threw in a set of Pirelli Sottozeros for the winter for free. Just a killer deal.
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      01-23-2020, 12:35 PM   #1859
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my car has Audi Care until 80K kms
speak english man!
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      01-23-2020, 12:55 PM   #1860
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speak english man!
I am, Britain spawned the bloody language and we've more ties to Britain than you, but I'll translate the above English into American so you'll understand....covers maintenance up to 50,000 miles.
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      01-23-2020, 01:32 PM   #1861
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I am, Britain spawned the bloody language and we've more ties to Britain than you, but I'll translate the above English into American so you'll understand....covers maintenance up to 50,000 miles.
We need the $ translation as well. So, it was going to cost you about the same as a cup of covfefe?
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      01-24-2020, 02:51 AM   #1862
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I値l probably follow what you池e talking about here ))
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I値l probably follow what you池e talking about here ))
Well, that's because the rest of the civilized world, plus Russia, uses the metric system....

I'm kidding - da Motherland...or do you prefer otechestvo?

Can I ask a you a question Ivan? How much of your clothing is Adidas branded? I've always been interested in stereotypes and their accuracy.
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      01-24-2020, 08:41 AM   #1864
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Well, that's because the rest of the civilized world, plus Russia, uses the metric system....

I'm kidding - da Motherland...or do you prefer otechestvo?

Can I ask a you a question Ivan? How much of your clothing is Adidas branded? I've always been interested in stereotypes and their accuracy.
Holy shit! I almost spit out my drink! next are you going to ask him if he has a dash cam and keeps a baseball bat, crowbar or a pick ax in his trunk as well.
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      01-24-2020, 08:48 AM   #1865
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Holy shit! I almost spit out my drink! next are you going to ask him if he has a dash cam and keeps a baseball bat, crowbar or a pick ax in his trunk as well.
No, I KNOW he has a dash cam. And more likely than not, some blunt item in his trunk. But the Adidas wear...well, that's the question mark in my mind!
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No, I KNOW he has a dash cam. And more likely than not, some blunt item in his trunk. But the Adidas wear...well, that's the question mark in my mind!
Is he this guy?

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Is he this guy?

Only Ivan knows....but the russian dash cam videos never cease to interest me.
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Only Ivan knows....but the russian dash cam videos never cease to interest me.
I always enjoy how calm they are in the videos.

"You sir, have cut me off whilst traveling to the local vodka emporium. Rather than be upset with you and go on about my day. I'm going to, very calmly, get out of my car, walk slowly to my trunk, unsheathe whatever make-shift, doomsday device I had the forethought to pack in my boot, for just such an occasion and then show it to you. At this time, you will expose a bigger weapon and/or 3 more guys you have in tow. Then I will nod my head at you as a sign of defeat and bid you adieu."
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I always enjoy how calm they are in the videos.

"You sir, have cut me off whilst traveling to the local vodka emporium. Rather than be upset with you and go on about my day. I'm going to, very calmly, get out of my car, walk slowly to my trunk, unsheathe whatever make-shift, doomsday device I had the forethought to pack in my boot, for just such an occasion and then show it to you. At this time, you will expose a bigger weapon and/or 3 more guys you have in tow. Then I will nod my head at you as a sign of defeat and bid you adieu."
You should narrate those videos!
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