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      11-07-2017, 02:54 PM   #749
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Too easy.
What I took away from that was the lyric "cause experience makes you wise". So I interpret that to mean I'm experienced and wise.

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What I took away from that was the lyric "cause experience makes you wise". So I interpret that to mean I'm experienced and wise.

Well, this a BMW forum. Anyone here denying that (when it comes to cars.)?
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A Roman in mini skirt on sandals .
I'm 100% sure you realize who that is !
I have a new theory about why Ambiorix lost to the Romans.

I now suspect old Am-Bi was too busy trying to peek up their "mini-skirts" to remember how to fight.

I'm close right?
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Well, this a BMW forum. Anyone here denying that?
That this is a BMW forum? Probably not.

But with respect to me being experienced and wise? I suspect there might be a long line of naysayers forming for that one...
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      11-07-2017, 03:01 PM   #753
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What I took away from that was the lyric "cause experience makes you wise". So I interpret that to mean I'm experienced and wise.

You wise ? Give me a break !
Ceasar you was killed by your own salad ...

Salad wise ?
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That this is a BMW forum? Probably not.

But with respect to me being experienced and wise? I suspect there might be a long line of naysayers forming for that one...
I'm sending you my mother as a Christmas present.
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I have a new theory about why Ambiorix lost to the Romans.

I now suspect old Am-Bi was too busy trying to peek up their "mini-skirts" to remember how to fight.

I'm close right?
Yeah right ! I'm pretty sure he saw your wide asshole under your mini skirt .
That's why he finally walked and thought I don't fight against Roman homos !
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I guess I always say it with a hard e...at least based on your example.

Am I the next fool or am I safe?

btw...on the topic of mental health, guns, and the above post....someone take his guns away!
OK, that's ONE person I can scratch of "The List"

This one cop always says it soft e. I've never corrected him, just tried to lead by example. It's beginning to grate on the nerves, but he gets to open carry, so . . .
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I'm sending you my mother as a Christmas present.
Alone the word mother , gives me already headache !
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I'm sending you my mother as a Christmas present.
Didn't know you as the Grinch. Apparently I need to adjust my impression of who you are...

And...too easy...

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Alone the word mother , gives me already headache !
Let's trade. You take mine, I'll take yours!
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Didn't know you as the Grinch. Apparently I need to adjust my impression of who you are...

And...too easy...

This one is an emergency.

Too easy you say?


That works against me but just take my mom.
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Let's trade. You take mine, I'll take yours!


Anna that's a deal in a heart beat !

I truly hope you have a sea of time...
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Anna that's a deal in a heart beat !

I truly hope you have a sea of time...
You don't even have to send me the shipping info. I'll drive there in 24h for the swap.
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You don't even have to send me the shipping info. I'll drive there in 24h for the swap.
Ouhhh...Finally relief ! I'll pay you the gas expenses and new tires as well !

Here the latest Anna ..
My mother wants to date with a new man , half her age !
I'm half her age too ? And I'm only child !
And guess what ?

He's American !

My my poor dad RIP !

Do you still want her ? Are you sure ?

Note : The above is NO joke !
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Ouhhh...Finally relief ! I'll pay you the gas expenses and new tires as well !

Here the latest Anna ..
My mother wants to date with a new man , half her age !
I'm half her age too ? And I'm only child !
And guess what ?

He's American !

My my poor dad RIP !

Do you still want her ? Are you sure ?

Note : The above is NO joke !
Oh fuck yes. Hands down trading!

So tomorrow? No need to pay for anything, i have boobs.

My mother (also a widow) is a rich bitch who enjoys manipulating people. As a character description I provide this: I refuse to spend any time in the same room with her (check out uncle wades hospice thread) and she is not allowed near my kids if not with an other trusted adult in the same room.

I'm telling you man. She is good enough that my husband who has lived through about 14 years of this shit questioned my reasoning about her for a free house. His words were " yeah why not let her spend a little?".

I told the spouse he can let her buy him what ever he wants but that I'm out. I don't want her money, her, him if he takes one step to that direction.

So if your mom has a hot dude lined up, fuck it and let's trade.
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You know nothing Ceasar ! C5 was never banned , he's now on the Rennspeed-Rennlist forums now !
Once you're a Porsche owner , BMW's are for poor bastards ...
Do you get this ? Or do you still live in BC ?
C5 has multiple personality disorder.
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C5 has multiple personality disorder.
Admission is the first step to the road to recovery!

Well done!
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Admission is the first step to the road to recovery!

Well done!
I loved Alex to bits so i can't even agree with this but since he tolerated me, there was something wrong with him for sure.
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Who said that ? And how do you know that ?
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You know nothing Ceasar ! C5 was never banned , he's now on the Rennspeed-Rennlist forums now !
Once you're a Porsche owner , BMW's are for poor bastards ...
Do you get this ? Or do you still live in BC ?
Or you can buy a used 996 for $17k and tell people you come from money, your dad bought it brand new.
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Or you can buy a used 996 for $17k and tell people you come from money, your dad bought it brand new.
I know . He bought a Cayman GT4 , first he wanted to order the car in speed yellow . But he changed his mind because he thought in yellow it was too flashy..And finally he ordered a red one .
So actually the GT4 is brand new . He wanted to keep the ///M6 as well , but his Vette was for sale at that moment.
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