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      10-23-2017, 01:05 PM   #50931
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Geez, I WAS going to send you some jalies, but not if you are going to LOSE them - smh
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      10-23-2017, 07:01 PM   #50934
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What? She's hotter than me and clearly has mastered the art of wearing panties and shoes.
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What? She's hotter than me and clearly has mastered the art of wearing panties and shoes.
Banned for not showing up pics to prove! ;D
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Banned for not showing up pics to prove! ;D
You're mistaken. My face has been posted here once.
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You're mistaken. My face has been posted here once.
Maybe, but whats with the rest of you? The faces not running the whole places
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Maybe, but whats with the rest of you? The faces not running the whole places
My ass has been posted too so I'm covered.
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My ass has been posted too so I'm covered.
True...I just searching the google coords
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True...I just searching the google coords
damn. I assumed google couldn't find them without assistance.
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bacon any1?
I'm making modified bacon pasta right now!

Still no wallet so our menu will remain modified. I had to make the pasta myself and i am not too good at that. They ain't pretty
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Still no wallet so our menu will remain modified. I had to make the pasta myself and i am not too good at that. They ain't pretty
can u ship a bowl to ny?
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can u ship a bowl to ny?
I could but this one is missing a few ingredients like fresh basil and oregano thanks to my missing wallet. I can however give you the recipe.
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I could but this one is missing a few ingredients like fresh basil and oregano thanks to my missing wallet. I can however give you the recipe.
of course
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I am hot. Everybody agrees. That pic is from my early thirties.
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What? She's hotter than me and clearly has mastered the art of wearing panties and shoes.
Anna , It looks pretty dark under her mini skirt . So I'm not sure she is wearing panties ...

But yeah, she looks old and hot !

But I'm sure , you look hotter and your boobs are bigger sweetheart
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My ass has been posted too so I'm covered.
Where Anna ? I would love to see it ?

Actually I dreamed about your ass , and it looked round as an apple !
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Anna , It looks pretty dark under her mini skirt . So I'm not sure she is wearing panties ...

But yeah, she looks old and hot !

But I'm sure , you look hotter and your boobs are bigger sweetheart
Remember the halloween thread? I lost bigly.

On a serious note i have a ton of friends here and they don't care what i or they look like. Looks shouldn't matter, our output does.
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Where Anna ? I would love to see it ?

Actually I dreamed about your ass , and it looked round as an apple !
Goats are the only way i post pics. All seen are tied to charity and do note that nobody has reposted the ones posted. This forum has a way to respect other members too.
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