Please God no! They've given me a diesel......

Nick the Greek · 09-15-2014, 04:53 AM

Some of the more avid readers will know that my car was damaged in the gym car park last week.
Today, the man from BMW came to take it to the body shop.
At the same time, my courtesy car arrived.........a 320d luxury line......

Queue here for a laugh at my expense.

SkyJawa · 09-15-2014, 05:00 AM

SkyJawa · 09-15-2014, 05:01 AM

SkyJawa · 09-15-2014, 05:03 AM

In case you can't tell I is finding that funny

matt_320d · 09-15-2014, 05:21 AM

What if you try it and find you actually like it?!

F30AM · 09-15-2014, 05:22 AM

You quoted from the Bible on another thread, so God in Heaven taught you a lesson for your blasphemy.

Nick the Greek · 09-15-2014, 05:36 AM

Its like driving a car from the 1950s....

Nick the Greek · 09-15-2014, 05:37 AM

The dog barks at it because he thinks its the farmers tractor...

NISFAN · 09-15-2014, 06:13 AM

Andykf31 · 09-15-2014, 06:14 AM

Of course this could all have been avoided by not doing something as stupid as going to the gym!!

mcoops · 09-15-2014, 06:32 AM

I'll lend you my 320i for a price. But it is a GT so you'll still have to wear a bag over your head 😁

Buster Blue · 09-15-2014, 06:44 AM

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Originally Posted by matt_320d

What if you try it and find you actually like it?!

dopper99 · 09-15-2014, 06:47 AM

Just think of the money you’ll save in fuel in the next week, you will be able to treat yourself.

What’s lacking here is that its not a 6 cylinder. I think its well known the 4 cylinders are quite noisy.

NISFAN · 09-15-2014, 07:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dopper99

Just think of the money you’ll save in fuel in the next week, you will be able to treat yourself.

What’s lacking here is that its not a 6 cylinder. I think its well known the 4 cylinders are quite noisy.

Oh good god no....he would kill himself if he unleashed the power of a 6 cylinder Diesel.

nas80 · 09-15-2014, 07:15 AM

thatll learn you

Nick the Greek · 09-15-2014, 07:33 AM

My last car was a six cylinder BMW diesel.

Once in a lifetime is once too much......

Off for a massage at the gym now.......I wonder where I can park so no one will see me...

Nick the Greek · 09-15-2014, 07:34 AM

NISFAN will never let me live this down........

JustChris · 09-15-2014, 07:45 AM

Could you cycle?

Apl440i or 335d? · 09-15-2014, 09:17 AM

hahahahahahahahah....... hahahahahahahah........
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hhahahahahahahahahahahahah

hahahahahahahahahahahah

2.0 diesel....

hahahhahahahahahahaha

IS it quicker than the 28i?

Nick the Greek · 09-15-2014, 09:27 AM

Well.

Mrs Nick The Greek summed it up.

Dropping her off for acupuncture on the way to my massage she uttered these words...
"What's wrong with the engine in this car, it sounds like you're driving a bloody van...".

Apl335d. My bicycle has more performance......

Apl440i or 335d? · 09-15-2014, 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nick the Greek

Well.

Mrs Nick The Greek summed it up.

Dropping her off for acupuncture on the way to my massage she uttered these words...
"What's wrong with the engine in this car, it sounds like you're driving a bloody van...".

Apl335d. My bicycle has more performance......

So, is it faster, or slower than the 28i?

There are plenty of things slower than my bike

Nick the Greek · 09-15-2014, 10:18 AM

Much slower Alp335d.

330d is same pace as 28i, until you come to the corners.

I meant my push bike.....

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Nick the Greek Banned 2010 Rep 6,065 Posts Drives: M135i. I don't do diesel. Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: UK iTrader: (0)	My last car was a six cylinder BMW diesel. Once in a lifetime is once too much...... Off for a massage at the gym now.......I wonder where I can park so no one will see me...
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Nick the Greek Banned 2010 Rep 6,065 Posts Drives: M135i. I don't do diesel. Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: UK iTrader: (0)	Well. Mrs Nick The Greek summed it up. Dropping her off for acupuncture on the way to my massage she uttered these words... "What's wrong with the engine in this car, it sounds like you're driving a bloody van...". Apl335d. My bicycle has more performance......
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Nick the Greek Banned 2010 Rep 6,065 Posts Drives: M135i. I don't do diesel. Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: UK iTrader: (0)	Much slower Alp335d. 330d is same pace as 28i, until you come to the corners. I meant my push bike.....
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