What did these birds eat??

wj4 · 12-24-2007, 07:02 PM

I've been sick for the last couple of days...and the car's been parked still with no one driving it. I had an appointment with the doctor today and when I walked to the car...I was in shock and laughing at the same time. The whole front bumper, fenders, and windshield were covered with bird doo doo. I tried to take better pictures, but poop doesn't show too well on Alpine White, lol. Here's one that you can clearly see how they did work on the kidney grills.

A pointless thread for you guys to enjoy on Xmas Eve.

daheechang · 12-24-2007, 07:07 PM

lol wtf? i hope you cleaned it :P

Spool · 12-24-2007, 07:07 PM

That's not so bad...one time i had a pile so big i thought it was a pterodactyl that shit on my car...and it was bloody too

random pic

Jay_328 · 12-24-2007, 07:09 PM

just marking his territory

Just a quick story, this summer while crusing around in my sis' BMW conv all of a sudden she says, "Please don't tell me a bird just crapped on my nose", I said OK I won't tell you. haha

wj4 · 12-24-2007, 07:11 PM

^There were bigger ones on the hood, but I couldn't capture it, lol. The diameter was probably 3-4 inches. And yes, I washed the car, lol. I set the hose on high pressure to wipe off the poo off. Would've been hilarious if my car was black, then the stains would stand out like crazy.

The funny thing is that I never knew the birds hang out up there. When I looked up, there were 4-5 of them (I think)...they certainly told me whose area I was in. I'll go ahead and park on the other side from now on...at least there's only deers on that side, heh.

E92_335 · 12-24-2007, 07:19 PM

ahahaaha thats hilarious

have a good christmas

12-24-2007, 07:20 PM

that sucks man! wash it asap

i had a bird shit on me once, that was the shittiest experience (literally)

lkn · 12-24-2007, 07:23 PM

i fed the birds here in the OC and told them to fly north to Burbank and look for a white e90

carchrism5 · 12-24-2007, 07:26 PM

looks like they had lots of parmalat and chicken

Munich_Menace · 12-24-2007, 11:33 PM

The bird saw your ricey roundel and

at it

PIMP "E" · 12-24-2007, 11:39 PM

they love BMW's specially black ones. i have alot of spots where the clear coat is all burned through by the acid in the bird shit.

nusevad · 12-25-2007, 12:21 AM

damn thats pretty nasty, looks like paint!

M3 Piotr · 12-25-2007, 12:40 AM

Must have had some eggnog.

Queenskid24 · 12-25-2007, 12:51 AM

damn, i hope you got rid of the crap quick enough and avoided bird crap from etching into the paint. F"IN birds.

wj4 · 12-25-2007, 12:57 AM

Yep. I washed the car, and there is no stains edged in the paint.

kenntona · 12-25-2007, 04:40 AM

Keep some wet-wipes and a bottle of water in your car, just in case.

I hate birds......

remmib · 12-25-2007, 09:17 AM

Hate bird poop

Rips335iCoupe · 12-25-2007, 10:03 AM

Must of known you were selling your car ... left a deposit.

EmPower · 12-25-2007, 10:50 AM

shhhh... dont tell anyone but that condensed snow...

BoostedBMW · 12-25-2007, 11:07 AM

The bastard aimed right for your new grilles!

BB gun FTW!

sparkyg · 12-25-2007, 11:33 AM

Get that sh*t off ASAP.

It'll damage the paint. It is nasty on dark colors.

+1 idea to carry some Quik Detailer and a microfiber in safe place in the trunk.

montreal red · 12-25-2007, 12:03 PM

yea... the leave stains alright... i had to clean my car pretty hard cos i left a couple of bird stains on the hood for too long, i was busy with work so i had no choice.... so its a good thing you cleaned it off fast before they stain and not leave it there for a few days like i did...

12-24-2007, 07:02 PM	#1
wj4 Major General 335 Rep 7,719 Posts Drives: E90 manual 335i Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Burbank, CA iTrader: (8)	What did these birds eat?? I've been sick for the last couple of days...and the car's been parked still with no one driving it. I had an appointment with the doctor today and when I walked to the car...I was in shock and laughing at the same time. The whole front bumper, fenders, and windshield were covered with bird doo doo. I tried to take better pictures, but poop doesn't show too well on Alpine White, lol. Here's one that you can clearly see how they did work on the kidney grills. A pointless thread for you guys to enjoy on Xmas Eve.
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12-24-2007, 07:07 PM	#2
daheechang Colonel 126 Rep 2,424 Posts Drives: E30 m3 Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Shoreline iTrader: (14)	lol wtf? i hope you cleaned it :P
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Spool ****** 558 Rep 6,169 Posts Drives: A few Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: DC Metro iTrader: (24)	That's not so bad...one time i had a pile so big i thought it was a pterodactyl that shit on my car...and it was bloody too random pic __________________ MKIV 6spd 1000hp Club
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Jay_328 Lieutenant Colonel 119 Rep 1,595 Posts Drives: 07 e92 Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: VA iTrader: (0) Garage List 07 E92 328 [0.00]	just marking his territory Just a quick story, this summer while crusing around in my sis' BMW conv all of a sudden she says, "Please don't tell me a bird just crapped on my nose", I said OK I won't tell you. haha __________________
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12-24-2007, 07:11 PM	#5
wj4 Major General 335 Rep 7,719 Posts Drives: E90 manual 335i Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Burbank, CA iTrader: (8)	^There were bigger ones on the hood, but I couldn't capture it, lol. The diameter was probably 3-4 inches. And yes, I washed the car, lol. I set the hose on high pressure to wipe off the poo off. Would've been hilarious if my car was black, then the stains would stand out like crazy. The funny thing is that I never knew the birds hang out up there. When I looked up, there were 4-5 of them (I think)...they certainly told me whose area I was in. I'll go ahead and park on the other side from now on...at least there's only deers on that side, heh.
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lkn Lieutenant Colonel 23 Rep 1,549 Posts Drives: 335i Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Orange County iTrader: (4)	i fed the birds here in the OC and told them to fly north to Burbank and look for a white e90
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carchrism5 Lieutenant Colonel 336 Rep 1,590 Posts Drives: M2, X3 M40i, 911 Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: NC iTrader: (3)	looks like they had lots of parmalat and chicken
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sparkyg Brigadier General 142 Rep 3,523 Posts Drives: A6 Allroad Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Oil Country iTrader: (5)	Get that sh*t off ASAP. It'll damage the paint. It is nasty on dark colors. +1 idea to carry some Quik Detailer and a microfiber in safe place in the trunk.
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