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      03-20-2015, 03:25 PM   #1
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Mrs Nick the Greek has gone out with her friends for a Chinese, to discuss stuff that ladies discuss. What shape and how short do they keep their lady garden, and that sort of stuff.

Son gone to Leeds for weekend with a car full of 20 year old girls...

Nick the Greek, home alone. Apart from spaniel who has taken refuge in a distant party of the house, as I'm having a music evening, with a bottle

Currently listening to 'We Sold Our Soul For Rock and Roll " Black Sabbath, so loud, even my tinnitus is hurting.....
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I can see a drunken call to babe station tonight .......
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      03-20-2015, 03:43 PM   #3
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Recon he has them on speed dial anyway
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Recon he has them on speed dial anyway
Last I heard they'd blocked him
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Mrs Nick the Greek has gone out with her friends for a Chinese, to discuss stuff that ladies discuss. What shape and how short do they keep their lady garden, and that sort of stuff.

Son gone to Leeds for weekend with a car full of 20 year old girls...

Nick the Greek, home alone. Apart from spaniel who has taken refuge in a distant party of the house, as I'm having a music evening, with a bottle

Currently listening to 'We Sold Our Soul For Rock and Roll " Black Sabbath, so loud, even my tinnitus is hurting.....
This is my formula for a perfect night of fun when the Mrs and kids are away:

eight ball of coke + two bottles of ciroc +1 valium + quarter ounce of Skunk + whore you have hired off adultworks/vivastreet = awesome fun.
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Wonder where Mrs the Greek really is?

Her shift on babestation perhaps, or of to F30 Andy's for some skunk, half a Valium and a good seeing to
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Tonight you're mine completely,
But will you love me tomorrow?

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This is my formula for a perfect night of fun when the Mrs and kids are away:

eight ball of coke + two bottles of ciroc +1 valium + quarter ounce of Skunk + whore you have hired off adultworks/vivastreet = awesome fun.
Lol well apart from the drugs.

Check out some reviews of punting, get on AW and something tasty for the evening
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      03-21-2015, 03:36 AM   #10
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Found by Mrs Nick the Greek, asleep bottle in hand....

I'm consigned to the dogs kennel today......

The dog and Mrs Nick the Greek are going out to lunch....
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Found by Mrs Nick the Greek, asleep bottle in hand....

I'm consigned to the dogs kennel today......

The dog and Mrs Nick the Greek are going out to lunch....
Wifey still doing the hedge trimming thing with a girlie session up north for the last few days

The place looks a state after numerous take-a-ways with the ultimate curry and beer blowout last night, followed by the pub...

I've had to employ the eighteen yo daughter to tidy up! Bribery and corruption has got expensive - I'm down a score.
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Found by Mrs Nick the Greek, asleep bottle in hand....

I'm consigned to the dogs kennel today......

The dog and Mrs Nick the Greek are going out to lunch....
Where you fully clothed at least?
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      03-21-2015, 07:05 AM   #13
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Where you fully clothed at least?
No.

A very unflattering photo had been taken by Mrs Nick the Greek, which involves my naked testicles....

This could prove to be expensive!

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Found by Mrs Nick the Greek, asleep bottle in hand....

I'm consigned to the dogs kennel today......

The dog and Mrs Nick the Greek are going out to lunch....
Boozy b!tch!
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She's a nightmare with the camera that Mrs the Greek. Caught me with the balls out more than once
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Found by Mrs Nick the Greek, asleep bottle in hand...:
Euphemism?
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      03-21-2015, 07:26 AM   #17
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She's a nightmare with the camera that Mrs the Greek. Caught me with the balls out more than once
I've seen the shots.

You really should take some medical advice about 'your problem'......



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Did you not like my song, mah deah?
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Did you not like my song, mah deah?
I did.

But I'm not sure Mrs Nick the Greek loves me today....
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I did.

But I'm not sure Mrs Nick the Greek loves me today....
If you don't appreciate my song, then my love for you is also out of the widow.
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Found by Mrs Nick the Greek, asleep bottle in hand....

I'm consigned to the dogs kennel today......

The dog and Mrs Nick the Greek are going out to lunch....
At least it was only a bottle in your hand
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