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      08-16-2015, 05:28 PM   #1
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I am a fairly stable person. NOTE: I've been taking care of our newborn baby all last night and today and just got done with a 2 hour nap....I just woke up and am typing this before I forget!!!

my dream consisted of me driving in Maryland somewhere looking for a shopping center where I was supposed to meet a client who wanted me to defend him in a lawsuit (note: I am NOT a lawyer in real life...lol). most of the dream I was driving and receiving texts from a client telling me "the situation is really bad!!" and I kept telling him to calm down. For the record I believe this is the first time I have ever incorporated text messaging into a dream.

After many hours I arrived to what seemed like a huge supermarket....and saw a White 1M parked in the parking lot with like 3 small children sitting on the roof?? I parked alongside it and the owner got out of the car and was amazed I had an orange 1M and he started saying he only bought the white one because he felt it would be easier to paint (?) and I was like HUH? So he started removing children from the roof and putting them on my 1Ms roof and I was telling him to be careful that the diapers don't scratch the roof and he found this very funny and kept telling me to shut up....I was getting upset. After what seemed like hours of him moving babies to my roof and back and forth between both cars he told me he wanted to discuss the lawsuit. He was suing those 3 children for damaging his 1M....I asked him how they damaged his 1M and he told me to take a look at the front of the car. There was a huge "little mermaid" painted on the front bumper and hood of the car!!!!! hahahahaha....I couldn't stop laughing in my dream and so this client started to beat me....and so I'm laughing and getting beat up.....for again what seemed like hours....he just beat the crap out of me.


sooo....as this is happening I hear police cars coming closer and then all of a sudden I see a black 1M with black wheels and a huuuuge rear decklid spoiler doing donuts in the distance....and then the cops showed up and started chasing it....he stopped beating me and we were all watching saying "wtf?!" and the black 1M jumped something and went flying across the parking lot and crashed into all sorts of cars where the police quickly arrested a woman who tried to run out of the 1M. I ran over and asked them who was driving that 1M and they said it was an international spy they could not discuss....and then the police started telling me I could be arrested for putting babies on my roof and I said no! no! no! those are not my babies!! and they said "prove it" and I told them we could go to the hospital and do a blood test....and so we did.

the man in the white 1M kept laughing as he went with us to the hospital to do the blood test even though the whole time I kept screaming "they are his kids not mine!"...so we did the blood test and 2 out of the 3 kids were mine (!!!!!!???????) and I was arrested.....and I was screaming that it can't be true! it can't be true!

the end.....then I woke up.....and now I'm traumatized.
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      08-16-2015, 05:36 PM   #2
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Hahahaha.now that's a dream.
Maybe your dream has to do with subconscious fears about having to get rid of your 1er due to a newborn?
Or the stresses that come with having a newborn and two door sports car?
That would be my interpretation.


Now for the important questions that need answers, is your wife an international spy and does she want to hurt your 1er?
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      08-16-2015, 06:03 PM   #3
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Hahahaha.now that's a dream.
Maybe your dream has to do with subconscious fears about having to get rid of your 1er due to a newborn?
Or the stresses that come with having a newborn and two door sports car?
That would be my interpretation.


Now for the important questions that need answers, is your wife an international spy and does she want to hurt your 1er?
lol....I have no idea, man!! my brain is fried right now. just ordered a burger and a milkshake delivery....waiting....for sanity to return!
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      08-16-2015, 06:05 PM   #4
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Good recall skills on the dream. If you continuously remember dreams like that, try reading up on conjuring up a lucid dream.

Part of the training involves practicing dream recall.

Next thing you know you'll be in a "dream within a dream"
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      08-16-2015, 06:08 PM   #5
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Good recall skills on the dream. If you continuously remember dreams like that, try reading up on conjuring up a lucid dream.

Part of the training involves practicing dream recall.

Next thing you know you'll be in a "dream within a dream"
I've actually had very vivid dreams since I was a child and have practiced recall for many years....the key for me is to immediately do it before doing anything else....I woke up and typed myself all of this recall in an email to myself.....I would love to get into a "dream within a dream" phase....I should read about it more.

Actually it's funny but this morning I was reading an article on BBC about an 1800s British woman who had learned to accept her nightmares and was able to enjoy them.....unfortunately I don't think I enjoyed mine. lol! I have also been awake since 3 am so there some element of sleep deprivation at play here...
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      08-16-2015, 06:32 PM   #6
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Whats just as weird is that while reading this, Apple music started playing Cheap Trick "Dream Police" on my phone. I swear. Odd.
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      08-16-2015, 06:35 PM   #7
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Whats just as weird is that while reading this, Apple music started playing Cheap Trick "Dream Police" on my phone. I swear. Odd.
LOL....crazy!
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      08-16-2015, 07:07 PM   #8
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Maybe it's time for baby 2 and 3??!!!
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      08-16-2015, 07:18 PM   #9
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So it's come to this. Two more children or two more 1Ms. Tough choice.

Or two more children and two more 1Ms and you can give one to each child.
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IEDEI You need help man. You're and 1Addict alright!!




I've got two questions... WHAT kind of chease did you eat? And what video game do you play?
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      08-17-2015, 07:16 AM   #11
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no more babies as far as I know!!! lol.

I don't play video games and I don't eat much cheese...does that mean I am simply naturally ruined? lol
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      08-17-2015, 09:37 AM   #12
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Haha, haunted.

See: http://www.1addicts.com/forums/showthread.php?t=798458

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      08-17-2015, 11:59 AM   #13
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Are you on any meds by any chance? I've been on champix / chantix for a couple days and my dreams are vivid as hell. I recall a lot of my dreams too but theses ones lately are as real as it gets. I could feel vibrations.
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Are you on any meds by any chance? I've been on champix / chantix for a couple days and my dreams are vivid as hell. I recall a lot of my dreams too but theses ones lately are as real as it gets. I could feel vibrations.
NONE. lol
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Dude, was there, a huge, I mean huge, like 50ft giant crab chasing you in this dream at any point?
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Dude, was there, a huge, I mean huge, like 50ft giant crab chasing you in this dream at any point?
no I did not enter the supermarket as far as I remember!!!
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no I did not enter the supermarket as far as I remember!!!
Can't tell if you got it and evaded, or didn't get it.
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no I did not enter the supermarket as far as I remember!!!
Can't tell if you got it and evaded, or didn't get it.
got it....got it!!! lol
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NONE. lol
Maybe you should be LOL (on meds)
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got it....got it!!! lol

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Why am I not surprised it was a woman driving the black 1M? LOL.....
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I think you need to get out more often
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