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      09-15-2015, 07:13 AM   #1
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OT: Nick contracts Man Flu......

Worse than Ebola, bubonic plague and anthrax poisoning.

Man flu' with no sympathy from Mrs NTG
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      09-15-2015, 07:15 AM   #2
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      09-15-2015, 07:18 AM   #3
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You shouldn't joke about health matters.
Man flu' is no joke......
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Man up!

Recline the chair.

Get some Lagavulin down your neck.

guaranteed to sort you out
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Good Lord Man, Flu in summer, what's going on with your vitamins etc?

Women will never understand though, wittering on about childbirth and such fripperies no doubt.
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      09-15-2015, 08:27 AM   #6
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Tengocity wonders why Nick talks in the third person about himself all the time?
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Tengocity wonders why Nick talks in the third person about himself all the time?
I heard it's common with those suffering with "small penis complex".
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I heard it's common with those suffering with "small penis complex".
Let's not bring his poor wife into it.
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Tengocity wonders why Nick talks in the third person about himself all the time?
There's more than one person in my head
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Good Lord Man, Flu in summer, what's going on with your vitamins etc?

Chris, I'm guessing the M4 has gone now? new title etc
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Indeed she's gone.

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Indeed she's gone.

Sorry if I missed it. But why have you binned the M4?
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So does teaston!
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Pint of diesel will sort you out....
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Sorry if I missed it. But why have you binned the M4?
It's all explained here:

http://f30.bimmerpost.com/forums/sho...php?p=18506881

Similar reasons as to why I got rid of mine
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Worse than Ebola, bubonic plague and anthrax poisoning.

Man flu' with no sympathy from Mrs NTG
You're expecting sympathy from this forum ?

Two packets of paracetamol and a bottle of single malt, you'll be fine. Or dead.
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You're expecting sympathy from this forum ?

Two packets of paracetamol and a bottle of single malt, you'll be fine. Or dead.
Sympathy?

Check between Shit and Syphilis.


Where do we send the flowers to?
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You're expecting sympathy from this forum ?

Two packets of paracetamol and a bottle of single malt, you'll be fine. Or dead.
The squirrel and the rabbit flew across the nest
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Let's not bring his poor wife into it.
Good shout, it's unfair and pointless.


And I'm sick of consoling her.
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Sympathy?

Check between Shit and Syphilis.


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Your wheelbarrow is not for fun
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Sounds like you've only got days, maybe even hours left.

I could do with a new shopping trolley, tell Riaz I'll take that roller skate you've ordered off his hands.

Might I suggest Mrs NTG also sticks the MX-5 in hairdressers weekly, I'm sure it will go in no time
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Good shout, it's unfair and pointless.


And I'm sick of consoling her.
Nurse my medication is in your ear
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