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      12-23-2015, 11:00 PM   #1
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The Story of the Three Wise Men

It's like we have three men here the west of us should follow.

myzmak , the coolest M3, our best writer and let's just put this out there: Epic winter rims.

GrussGott our epic GIF man. He could drive a lada and we'd follow.

F83 the very essence of the ay clan. He doesnt need to give a shit.

So, boys, copy them men above and expect happy lives.
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F83 the very essence of the ay clan. He doesnt need to give a shit.

So, boys, copy them men above and expect happy lives.
Ahh shucks. Of course.... Whatever, I don't give a shit but.... Ahh shucks.
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Ahh shucks. Of course.... Whatever, I don't give a shit but.... Ahh shucks.
Just saying, you're better than the rest of us.
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I played with Moonstone while "building" a few M4's on the BMW website. I was not particularly impressed but in the photos on these various threads the color is awesome.
Ay should be the lesson teacher in this generation. The color looks horrible in most photos, irl not so many people can go without staring.
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      12-24-2015, 12:37 AM   #5
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Ay should be the lesson teacher in this generation. The color looks horrible in most photos, irl not so many people can go without staring.
What I think are horrible are 3 of the 4 current Individual exterior colors. What were these guys thinking?
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Ay should be the lesson teacher in this generation. The color looks horrible in most photos, irl not so many people can go without staring.
That's because they are trying to figure out why someone would ever buy that color
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That's because they are trying to figure out why someone would ever buy that color
Oh shut it moonroofer.



I should've put you on the list. When I'll come back, I'm buying your wife a cup of coffee. You get your own.
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What I think are horrible are 3 of the 4 current Individual exterior colors. What were these guys thinking?
Dentists. They are everywhere these days.
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What I think are horrible are 3 of the 4 current Individual exterior colors. What were these guys thinking?
Unbelievably shit colors...there's a truck load of individual colors that they could have thrown in there,
Laguna Seca Blue
Santorini
A lighter grey like Donnington
Red got dammit RED!

No, instead they went to the bathroom isle in home depot and picked car colors. The plan was obviously to make shitty colors to make folks spend $5k on damn paint. I salute you BMW in that famous american way you see on the roads when someone does some dumb a$$ sh_t.

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Oh shut it moonroofer.



This made me explode laughing in a room full of people....thank you for making me rat myself out on a cell phone during a boring briefing.
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myzmak , the coolest M3, our best writer and let's just put this out there: Epic winter rims.
...in need of a serious bath.

(The rims, not me)

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....and to stay on topic, moonstone is a lovely, lovely colour
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(The rims, not me)

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....and to stay on topic, moonstone is a lovely, lovely colour
Is that "Road Crud Metallic" or "Apocalyptic Foam"?
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mkoesel merry Christmas! You do realize soon you cant make WA look cool anymore?
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Is that "Road Crud Metallic" or "Apocalyptic Foam"?
"2 weeks of road salt and near or sub-zero temps"

Hasn't been a good day to clean her so.....I'm letter her relax in the salt bath....

Wah and Arcades love those pictures.
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Hey, crap, if we are three wise guys does that make Lups the Virgin Mary?

(If so those condom jokes are harder to explain.....)

And does that mean Arcades her adopted child, is the baby Jesus? Or is that Wah (as he has the birthday?)

Or is Wah joseph?

And I guess minn19 becomes a shepherd....along with Kidscollege$ (though lately he is just herding mice...)

EstorilM can be the other shepherd, what with the goat avatar.

ASBSECU E93 , owner of the animal farm, becomes the innkeeper

bimmette you can be the ANGEL OF THE LORD ()

Anyone else we need to add to the SSOTT nativity?
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shit - forgot SakhirM4

ok, he can be the star of david.

Deal? Deal.
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It's 71* here and I'm wearing shorts and a tshirt while working on my car outside sweating my ass off.... I don't even know what that white shit on your car is. We've got none of that over here!
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Hey, crap, if we are three wise guys does that make Lups the Virgin Mary?

(If so those condom jokes are harder to explain.....)

And does that mean Arcades her adopted child, is the baby Jesus? Or is that Wah (as he has the birthday?)

Or is Wah joseph?

And I guess minn19 becomes a shepherd....along with Kidscollege$ (though lately he is just herding mice...)

EstorilM can be the other shepherd, what with the goat avatar.

ASBSECU E93 , owner of the animal farm, becomes the innkeeper

bimmette you can be the ANGEL OF THE LORD ()

Anyone else we need to add to the SSOTT nativity?
That's a pretty awesome list but damn I have to pass for that role. I would have a hard time to relate to the character. Thank coffee we can do the casting from a car forum so finding player for this part wouldn't be too difficult.

I approve the rest of the casting . I think it's grew you found a way to bring the mice into this too, it truly shows a great Christmas spirit! I think, since you were named in the original trio, you should be the director. Please try to make this more into a comedy than to a documentary.

I don't know what Mkoesel will do after I evacuate WA. This has been an epic dumping ground for him and to see this thread again got me laughing out loud.
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It's 71* here and I'm wearing shorts and a tshirt while working on my car outside sweating my ass off.... I don't even know what that white shit on your car is. We've got none of that over here!
Not quite as nice here today......

But, whatever, a white Christmas is always nice too

(I even put it in imperial for you 'murican dudes)
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Hey, crap, if we are three wise guys does that make Lups the Virgin Mary?

(If so those condom jokes are harder to explain.....)

And does that mean Arcades her adopted child, is the baby Jesus? Or is that Wah (as he has the birthday?)

Or is Wah joseph?

And I guess minn19 becomes a shepherd....along with Kidscollege$ (though lately he is just herding mice...)

EstorilM can be the other shepherd, what with the goat avatar.

ASBSECU E93 , owner of the animal farm, becomes the innkeeper

bimmette you can be the ANGEL OF THE LORD ()

Anyone else we need to add to the SSOTT nativity?
Funny, when I was a kid I played a shepherd in our church Christmas play. I was a very nervous 7 year old and damn near barfed on the nativity scene after I looked at a couple of hundred eyeballs staring at me from the pews.
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Funny, when I was a kid I played a shepherd in our church Christmas play. I was a very nervous 7 year old and damn barfed on the nativity scene after I looked at a couple of hundred eyeballs staring at me from the pews.
I didn't get a part since the teacher directing the school play said I was too unpredictable and I would probably use the damn Christmas scene to market my political views (Finland was joining EU. I had views...).
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That's a pretty awesome list but damn I have to pass for that role. I would have a hard time to relate to the character. Thank coffee we can do the casting from a car forum so finding player for this part wouldn't be too difficult.

I approve the rest of the casting . I think it's grew you found a way to bring the mice into this too, it truly shows a great Christmas spirit! I think, since you were named in the original trio, you should be the director. Please try to make this more into a comedy than to a documentary.

I don't know what Mkoesel will do after I evacuate WA. This has been an epic dumping ground for him and to see this thread again got me laughing out loud.
tough luck.

while i agree finding a virgin on an internet car forum should be as easy as finding middle aged white guys in a Bass Pro Shops looking to buy their wives last minute 'special' xmas gifts of lures, rods and guns....you are stuck with the role.

you are mary.

as for your inability to relate to the role, i dont think any of us can really relate to our roles....

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Funny, when I was a kid I played a shepherd in our church Christmas play. I was a very nervous 7 year old and damn barfed on the nativity scene after I looked at a couple of hundred eyeballs staring at me from the pews.
Ok, Minn can relate to his role.

But the rest of us cant.

And dont worry on the theme of this play.

I always understood the original to be as much slapstick comedy as documentary anyway, so.....
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I didn't get a part since the teacher directing the school play said I was too unpredictable and I would probably use the damn Christmas scene to market my political views (Finland was joining EU. I had views...).
No way, YOU had an opinion on something.
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