Toff tw*ts on cam (BMW Edition, including M2)

subsy · 04-11-2016, 01:59 AM

Hot on the heels of workshybums 'Idiots on cam' thread, and as a spiritual successor to Robbos 'If you can sit through this video' post (http://f30.bimmerpost.com/forums/sho....php?t=1235867)

I present to you 'Toff tw*ts on cam (BMW edition)'

TodmordenLad · 04-11-2016, 02:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by subsy

Hot on the heels of workshybums 'Idiots on cam' thread, and as a spiritual successor to Robbos 'If you can sit through this video' post (http://f30.bimmerpost.com/forums/sho....php?t=1235867)

I present to you 'Toff tw*ts on cam (BMW edition)'

Couldn't get to the end, I'm afraid, what a couple of pricks!

Billyray911 · 04-11-2016, 04:29 AM

Could only manage three minutes of that baghead rent boy I'm afraid.

Mark1966 · 04-11-2016, 04:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Billyray911

Could only manage three minutes of that baghead rent boy I'm afraid.

It looks like Jason Statham driving his rent boy around, what a fucking donkey

Mark1966 · 04-11-2016, 04:39 AM

The more I look at the snotty little git the more he looks like the 'Danish Girl' post dick chopping

Mark1966 · 04-11-2016, 04:55 AM

Mmmm just suffered the whole video and I must say I am am really disapointed in the M2 both inside and outside.

The black colour probably does not show its lines off to the best degree but I just thought it does not look much more aggressive or special than a M235i.

As the the interior it just looks grim.

M3 or M4 for me all day long.

Zippeh · 04-11-2016, 06:43 AM

Argh. No. Just No.

....,,,,..,,.. · 04-11-2016, 06:52 AM

Just adds to my belief that some people (parents) should be sterilised.

I managed less than a minute.

I imagine his parents kicked him out to boarding school, blaming each other for what a tool he was.

Mark1966 · 04-11-2016, 07:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Brigand

Just adds to my belief that some people (parents) should be sterilised.

I managed less than a minute.

I imagine his parents kicked him out to boarding school, blaming each other for what a tool he was.

Yup a typical Public School Boy Silver Spooner, that probably hasn't and probably won't do a decent days work in his whole miserable life

MarkG_M5Comp · 04-11-2016, 07:18 AM

I spend lots of time watching shite on YouTube so thought, hell, I can watch this.

Wrong. The exception that proves the rule. What a c0ck.

rich100 · 04-11-2016, 07:22 AM

What a thoroughly enjoyable production...

Made me want to reverse over my iPhone.

JustChris · 04-11-2016, 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Billyray911

Could only manage three minutes of that baghead rent boy I'm afraid.

LMFAO, top post!

Its kinda a shame as the guy driving was ok in an M135i collection video, but oh deary me. I did see this the other night and cringed.

430GH · 04-11-2016, 11:05 AM

Got to "come with" and had enough!! Couple of fannies!!

philiper1 · 04-11-2016, 11:34 AM

Couldn't watch it at all, sorry

Katin · 04-11-2016, 11:49 AM

Am I the only one who hung in long enough to see something strange at time stamp 3:32 ?
Is that a brake pedal on the passenger side foot well?

430GH · 04-11-2016, 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katin

Am I the only one who hung in long enough to see something strange at time stamp 3:32 ?
Is that a brake pedal on the passenger side foot well?

Not falling for that one.....

R0B · 04-11-2016, 04:07 PM

My heart rate is through the roof. Fucking twats.

HookJaw · 04-11-2016, 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Robbo

My heart rate is through the roof. Fucking twats.

gtsussex · 04-11-2016, 04:44 PM

Car's at Chandlers down the road. That'll explain what a Roller was doing there when I drove past! Had a good look at it on Friday. Looks dull in black - blue M2 at Geneva looked much better.

Katin · 04-11-2016, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by 430GH

Not falling for that one.....

No joke, take a look.
there is a pedal in the passenger footwell. Weird for sure.

....,,,,..,,.. · 04-11-2016, 05:12 PM

I had to sit next to someone like that on flight to Hong Kong.

The stewardess took my knife off me and gave me a plastic one lol.

I tried pouring gin in my eyes to no avail.

Ended up telling him I was an aircraft crash investigator, that shut him up.

They should have these types throw the clays at the next Pensioner clay pigeon meet.

lobeydosser · 04-11-2016, 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katin

Am I the only one who hung in long enough to see something strange at time stamp 3:32 ?
Is that a brake pedal on the passenger side foot well?

Must be BSM's latest leaner car......

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Mark1966 Banned 802 Rep 1,635 Posts Drives: Z4, Lotus and Lancia Join Date: Oct 2015 Location: South East iTrader: (0)	The more I look at the snotty little git the more he looks like the 'Danish Girl' post dick chopping
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Mark1966 Banned 802 Rep 1,635 Posts Drives: Z4, Lotus and Lancia Join Date: Oct 2015 Location: South East iTrader: (0)	Mmmm just suffered the whole video and I must say I am am really disapointed in the M2 both inside and outside. The black colour probably does not show its lines off to the best degree but I just thought it does not look much more aggressive or special than a M235i. As the the interior it just looks grim. M3 or M4 for me all day long.
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....,,,,..,,.. General 6733 Rep 20,651 Posts Drives: xxxx Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: xxxx iTrader: (0)	Just adds to my belief that some people (parents) should be sterilised. I managed less than a minute. I imagine his parents kicked him out to boarding school, blaming each other for what a tool he was.
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430GH Second Lieutenant 75 Rep 282 Posts Drives: 430D M Sport Join Date: Mar 2016 Location: London iTrader: (0)	Got to "come with" and had enough!! Couple of fannies!!
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philiper1 Colonel 771 Rep 2,468 Posts Drives: F21 M135i LCI Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: Norfolk iTrader: (1) Garage List 2006 BMW Z4 Coupe [0.00] 2016 BMW M135i [0.00]	Couldn't watch it at all, sorry __________________ Current: F21 M135i Mineral Grey and few options Previous: F30 320i XDrive, E85 2.5i, E21 323i Last edited by philiper1; 04-11-2016 at 11:35 AM.. Reason: Missed smilies
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....,,,,..,,.. General 6733 Rep 20,651 Posts Drives: xxxx Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: xxxx iTrader: (0)	I had to sit next to someone like that on flight to Hong Kong. The stewardess took my knife off me and gave me a plastic one lol. I tried pouring gin in my eyes to no avail. Ended up telling him I was an aircraft crash investigator, that shut him up. They should have these types throw the clays at the next Pensioner clay pigeon meet.
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