335i driver this wed

jaspy412 · 03-22-2008, 07:29 PM

Not an aggressive person really but was very close this week - was working away in the Birmingham area this Wednesday and was in a line of 60 is mph traffic on country road, next thing a green 335i passed me plus 5 others in the line this about to head on some poor family slams on and swerves into the line, this continues for about 5 miles. obviously this annoys me, therefore I decide it is this dickheads day, so follows him into west brom and after some catching finally comes along side and no shit it is a 55-60 yo bloke with a flat cap - due to his driving I was going to get out and put the drivers window through then knocking him out - wtf is this world coming to?

p.s. if you are a member of this forum wo-be-tide

jasongtr · 03-22-2008, 08:31 PM

i know a green bmw....urghhh

mikem · 03-23-2008, 02:25 AM

He couldn`t of been in that much of a hurry, otherwise you wouldn`t of caught up with him in your tractor.

Chill out, your not Judge Dredd.

jaspy412 · 03-23-2008, 02:47 AM

probably me being over sensitive - used to be a fireman so dealt with many a result of people driving without a care for others lives

CD · 03-23-2008, 03:10 AM

yeah, agree that sounds like some reckless driving, it would anger anyone

but no need to follow his example, feeling angry or not.

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Originally Posted by jaspy412

therefore I decide it is this dickheads day, so follows him into west brom and after some catching finally comes along side

squeezebm · 03-23-2008, 04:48 AM

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Originally Posted by jasongtr

i know a green bmw....urghhh

DervFan · 03-23-2008, 05:08 AM

He must have had this option fitted

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Originally Posted by Sniffpetrol.com

With the launch of the acclaimed new 3-series, BMW has also revealed details of a sophisticated new electronics package that is aimed straight at the new car's core market. Dubbed Bellendtronic, the new system is fully integrated into the car's control systems and allows a range of functions including full disablement of the indicators, perilously late activation of the brakes and an adapted radar cruise control that allows the driver to sit 4mm from your back bumper in the outside lane of the M6.
Amongst other neat touches, Bellendtronic can also apply light brake pressure at all times, covering the wheels in dust, something that will be a particular benefit if your fleet manager wouldn't let you specify alloy wheels and you want to disguise ugly plastic rim covers or the fact that if you weren't such an aspirational little twat you'd have gone for a rather better equipped Honda Accord. Initially Bellendtronic will be available on the forthcoming 316i and 318i models only, but the system is expected to become standard fitment for all models in the smaller 1-series range within a year.
Other German makers are expected to follow BMW's lead, including Audi who is poised to make certain versions of the A4 available with a rival system dubbed 'Pushytwat Plus'.

jaspy412 · 03-23-2008, 05:28 AM

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Originally Posted by DervFan

He must have had this option fitted

agreed!

jwbmw · 03-23-2008, 07:39 AM

Must be the time of year, I got really p***ed off with someone driving a Ford Focus in the outside lane (only 2) for 10 miles with out letting people past (but let every lorry out). He really really took the p*ss when he then decided to saddle the middle of both lanes when the road was clear

Normally I just sit back and keep calm, but this blatent show of pig-headedness really got my goat. He pulled into the outside lane about 200 yard behind a Fiesta, which was more than enough to dump the f@cker.I was past and off down that road before he had time to blink. Oh the pull of the 335d

ShereKhan · 03-23-2008, 12:15 PM

Hmm I thought I was having a bad week.

I've had two white van's pull out on me in the outside lane.

I've ended up spraying the stones in the outside lane of the M5.
The weird thing is both incidents happened quite close to each other on consecutive days!

What annoys me is that that the 1st guy even had the nerve to smile at me after knowing he was at fault for not checking his blindspot!

beemerbird · 03-23-2008, 02:01 PM

Probably one of those that says "I've never had an accident." No, but the f..... has probably caused countless accidents/near misses.

I think as we become older, we generally acquire more tolerance but sometimes things can tip you over the edge. N'owt we can do unfortunatley, unless you've got witnesses of course.

squeezebm · 03-23-2008, 02:06 PM

Never been an agreesive driver, but i do find a bit of road rage relieves the tedium sometimes and keeps the old ticker in check

dxb335d · 03-23-2008, 04:41 PM

Jason is yours re-mappeD?

03-22-2008, 07:29 PM	#1
jaspy412 Private First Class 15 Rep 170 Posts Drives: BMW E90 320D + X3 3.0 sport Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: UK iTrader: (0)	335i driver this wed Not an aggressive person really but was very close this week - was working away in the Birmingham area this Wednesday and was in a line of 60 is mph traffic on country road, next thing a green 335i passed me plus 5 others in the line this about to head on some poor family slams on and swerves into the line, this continues for about 5 miles. obviously this annoys me, therefore I decide it is this dickheads day, so follows him into west brom and after some catching finally comes along side and no shit it is a 55-60 yo bloke with a flat cap - due to his driving I was going to get out and put the drivers window through then knocking him out - wtf is this world coming to? p.s. if you are a member of this forum wo-be-tide
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mikem Lieutenant Colonel 83 Rep 1,557 Posts Drives: Z4M Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Somewhere iTrader: (0)	He couldn`t of been in that much of a hurry, otherwise you wouldn`t of caught up with him in your tractor. Chill out, your not Judge Dredd.
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jaspy412 Private First Class 15 Rep 170 Posts Drives: BMW E90 320D + X3 3.0 sport Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: UK iTrader: (0)	probably me being over sensitive - used to be a fireman so dealt with many a result of people driving without a care for others lives
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jwbmw Major 33 Rep 1,386 Posts Drives: Jaguar XF S Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: West Midlands iTrader: (0) Garage List 2000 Z3 3.0i [0.00] 2007 E92 335D SE (2 ... [0.00]	Must be the time of year, I got really p**ed off with someone driving a Ford Focus in the outside lane (only 2) for 10 miles with out letting people past (but let every lorry out). He really really took the pss when he then decided to saddle the middle of both lanes when the road was clear Normally I just sit back and keep calm, but this blatent show of pig-headedness really got my goat. He pulled into the outside lane about 200 yard behind a Fiesta, which was more than enough to dump the f@cker.I was past and off down that road before he had time to blink. Oh the pull of the 335d __________________ Going out with a BAN now that the forum has become Chav Ville. Fair well the early adopters. Jaguar XF 3.0D S Gone: E92 335d
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ShereKhan Major 97 Rep 1,134 Posts Drives: BMW G20 330e M Sport MY20 Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Bristol, UK iTrader: (0) Garage List 2020 BMW 330e [0.00]	Hmm I thought I was having a bad week. I've had two white van's pull out on me in the outside lane. I've ended up spraying the stones in the outside lane of the M5. The weird thing is both incidents happened quite close to each other on consecutive days! What annoys me is that that the 1st guy even had the nerve to smile at me after knowing he was at fault for not checking his blindspot! __________________ 20 BMW G20 330e M Sport Portimão Blue/Cognac, Driver Pro, Tech,M+ lumbar, storage packs Long gone -15 Peugeot 308 2.0HDi GT AUTO Magnetic Blue, 10 BMW F10 520D SE Xirallic Imperial blue/Cinnamon Brown, 06 E90 320si - Le Mans Blue - Totally standard specification (Scrapped RIP 12/08/2010), 00 Peugeot 306 2.0 SE Cabriolet, 94 Rover 214 SEi, 91 Fiat Uno 60S Mk2
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