Someone urinated on my car today...

tshoww · 08-08-2016, 10:22 PM

I'm at work today parked out in front and some co workers come inside saying someone was showing their private part and liquid was coming out. At first they said it was my friends car who drives a f30 335i that he just got so I thought it would of been funny being he has had it less than 2 weeks.

But nope it was my e90 lol luckily it wasn't on my paint because I didn't see any liquid on it, rather just the drivers side rim. I don't know if I should be mad or sad for he guy...

DRock3d · 08-08-2016, 10:33 PM

now you have to pee on him and his family to protect your honor

sea6speed · 08-08-2016, 11:06 PM

The entire economy of Las Vegas revolves around people drinking too much. Maybe move to Branson?

tshoww · 08-08-2016, 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted by sea6speed

The entire economy of Las Vegas revolves around people drinking too much. Maybe move to Branson?

Weird part it was at 230pm completely off the strip in my works parking lot lol

Tom Droze · 08-08-2016, 11:20 PM

It wasn't me I promise!

Wilt · 08-08-2016, 11:21 PM

He was wanting your car, so he was peeing on it to mark 'his territory' to others.

BSM n54iS · 08-08-2016, 11:28 PM

Maybe he was trying to catch dinner and using your wheel as a rudimentary fox trap

Tom Droze · 08-08-2016, 11:34 PM

Did he (or "she," given that it is Vegas) drive off in a Mustang by chance?

tshoww · 08-09-2016, 12:25 AM

I didn't see the guy who did it unfortunately

04gto · 08-09-2016, 05:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Tom Droze

It wasn't me I promise!

^^Was definitely him ^^

Needbmwpartzz · 08-09-2016, 06:08 AM

Maybe he was trying to clean bird poop off....possible BMW fanboy in drunken OCD episode.
Think positive friend.

BeastMode335i · 08-09-2016, 06:28 AM

Damn, Lamar is back at it..?!?!

AWSAWS · 08-09-2016, 06:46 AM

Thank your lucky starts you don't have a convertible...

John 070 · 08-09-2016, 06:47 AM

My hunch is they didn't choose your car. I know that when I do that in public, I'm not targeting any cars in particular, I'm using the car as a shield, so don't take it personally. I had a really hard time getting a coworker to believe this, but she came around and now we're really good friends.

Underground6t9 · 08-09-2016, 07:47 AM

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Originally Posted by John 070

My hunch is they didn't choose your car. I know that when I do that in public, I'm not targeting any cars in particular, I'm using the car as a shield, so don't take it personally. I had a really hard time getting a coworker to believe this, but she came around and now we're really good friends.

creep

AWSAWS · 08-09-2016, 08:11 AM

This is my mate John.

How did we meet?

Well I caught him pi**ing on my car and we've hit it off ever since...

Greyhurst · 08-09-2016, 08:37 AM

Quote:

My hunch is they didn't choose your car. I know that when I do that in public, I'm not targeting any cars in particular, I'm using the car as a shield, so don't take it personally. I had a really hard time getting a coworker to believe this, but she came around and now we're really good friends.

Lol

John 070 · 08-09-2016, 08:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AWSAWS

This is my mate John.

How did we meet?

Well I caught him pi**ing on my car and we've hit it off ever since...

I have made many good, I mean quality, friends this way...I highly suggest trying it!

csu87 · 08-09-2016, 09:32 AM

at least he didnt drop a deuce on the hood

brewnami · 08-09-2016, 09:59 AM

Probably the first time I've seen someone refer to the act of pissing as "showing their private part and liquid was coming out."

tshoww · 08-09-2016, 10:01 AM

The weirdest part to this was I was parked in the front of the building and in front of a conference room with a huge glass window wall with about 20 people inside. He wasn't trying to hide he must of been mentally ill. Time to get a new car I guess either way

John 070 · 08-09-2016, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by brewnami

Probably the first time I've seen someone refer to the act of pissing as "showing their private part and liquid was coming out."

That was in the police report when I was caught back in 2012. A different coworker, and she won't talk to me to this day. I tried to tell her your car was leased, you don't have it anymore, let bygones be bygones. The reason for that description was it was not urine.

08-08-2016, 10:22 PM	#1
tshoww oG 56 Rep 487 Posts Drives: 2009 Alpine White 335i e90 Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Las Vegas iTrader: (1)	Someone urinated on my car today... I'm at work today parked out in front and some co workers come inside saying someone was showing their private part and liquid was coming out. At first they said it was my friends car who drives a f30 335i that he just got so I thought it would of been funny being he has had it less than 2 weeks. But nope it was my e90 lol luckily it wasn't on my paint because I didn't see any liquid on it, rather just the drivers side rim. I don't know if I should be mad or sad for he guy... __________________ \| 2009 \| e90 335i \|Alpine White \| \| It's not about the miles per gallon, it's about the smiles per gallon \|
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tshoww oG 56 Rep 487 Posts Drives: 2009 Alpine White 335i e90 Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Las Vegas iTrader: (1)	I didn't see the guy who did it unfortunately __________________ \| 2009 \| e90 335i \|Alpine White \| \| It's not about the miles per gallon, it's about the smiles per gallon \|
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AWSAWS Colonel 283 Rep 2,343 Posts Drives: E92 GC Turbos, FBO, 335i DCT Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: Valhalla iTrader: (0)	This is my mate John. How did we meet? Well I caught him pi**ing on my car and we've hit it off ever since... __________________ GC Turbos, FBO, JB4, DCT, Port Meth injection, BMS Charge Pipe, NGK plugs. EBC brakes and pads, LED Angel lights, LED foglights, LCI rears OCC, Braided brake lines. Custom Diff Lockdown Kit, VTT inlets, TMAP, stage 2+ fuel pump 11.79@119mph (stock turbos) 11.74@129mph (GC Turbos)
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tshoww oG 56 Rep 487 Posts Drives: 2009 Alpine White 335i e90 Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Las Vegas iTrader: (1)	The weirdest part to this was I was parked in the front of the building and in front of a conference room with a huge glass window wall with about 20 people inside. He wasn't trying to hide he must of been mentally ill. Time to get a new car I guess either way __________________ \| 2009 \| e90 335i \|Alpine White \| \| It's not about the miles per gallon, it's about the smiles per gallon \|
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