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Is my car cursed?
| 01-22-2017, 10:09 AM | #1 |
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Is my car cursed?
I've had my '15 428i GC for just over a year now and in that short period of time, it's suffered a myriad of issues, none of which is its fault:
Dented driver's front quarter panel (hit & run) Cracked front bumper (my fault) And now just yesterday, smashed driver's door (hit & run) I'm a pretty superstitious guy so I believe in curses. Is my car cursed? Should I get rid of it and move onto another car? |
| 01-22-2017, 10:38 AM | #3 |
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Shit happens... my car has been dented once or twice by careless people too, but it's ridiculous to get rid of a car because you think it's cursed. The real curse is the existence of POS's that ding doors and hit other people's cars and leave
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| 01-22-2017, 10:42 AM | #4 |
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yes, I would see where your car was made. All signs are pointing to an indian burial ground.
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| 01-22-2017, 11:48 AM | #5 |
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Is there a 666 in your VIN ? Was the build date a Friday the 13th ?
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| 01-22-2017, 03:26 PM | #8 | |
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However you are in luck. I can have it decursed for $66 a month. And I accept PayPal! However, remember if you stop paying the curse comes back 6.66 times as strong. |
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| 01-22-2017, 03:44 PM | #10 |
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Hang a garlic wreath from your rear view mirror and put holy water in your windshield washer fluid. Then drive backwards around the block 3 times blasting bohemian rapsodie from your stereo real loud.
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| 01-22-2017, 03:51 PM | #11 |
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Are you experiencing any problems with audio? It could be "Amanojaku, or 'audio demon.' You should light three candles and pray to Benzaiten, the god of music.
Worth a shot! http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=110 |
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| 01-22-2017, 08:15 PM | #13 | |
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| 01-22-2017, 08:56 PM | #14 |
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If the Chicago Cubs can break their curse you can break yours, so I would not get rid of it if I were you.
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| 01-22-2017, 09:15 PM | #15 | |
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| 01-23-2017, 04:33 AM | #16 |
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You're probably the subject of a prank. Look and see if someone hung a sign on the back of the car that says "Hit me" . . .
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| 01-23-2017, 08:34 AM | #17 |
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Your car is not cursed! I think the biggest question in relation to this would be where are you parking/where are these incidents happening? If you have street parking overnight where you live you're bound to get more than the usual wear and tear. Likely the same if you street park during the day. If you keep your car garaged most of the time this will help. Also whenever I have to park in a lot I always do so as far away as possible to avoid people fucking with my shit.
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| 01-23-2017, 09:18 AM | #19 |
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i think you can code it out
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| 01-23-2017, 12:41 PM | #21 | |
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