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Started with arresting a peadophile, then finding a high risk suicidal male. That day ended with rolling round on the floor with some complete cock who had smashed his ex's house up. Drew my taser on him.
Yesterday nicked two for theft of bricks to the value of £26k!!! Apparently they were driving HGVs off a building site full of bricks! So spent the day taking statements, interviewing and investigating that. Now waiting at A&E after being bottled round the head by a naked woman off her head on spice. Update: after waiting nearly 4 hours in A&E got sent home with concussion and told not to come in tonight (to work that is, not A&E!) or I'll be sent home again. |
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06-08-2018, 03:04 PM | #2 |
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Bloody hell. And the weekend has just started!
At least you didn't have me failing to stop on top of all of that. |
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06-08-2018, 03:07 PM | #3 |
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06-08-2018, 03:14 PM | #4 | |
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06-08-2018, 03:26 PM | #6 |
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06-08-2018, 03:39 PM | #8 |
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Irish man goes into B&Q and asks for bricks suitable to build a barbecue. Assistant points him to the correct variety and asks "how many will you be needing?". Paddy replies "24 tonnes please". "Isn't that rather a lot?". "I don't think so I live on the 17th floor".
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06-08-2018, 03:42 PM | #9 | |
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Including where the naked lady, restrained on the stretcher in the ambulance, started touching herself intimately! |
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06-08-2018, 03:49 PM | #10 |
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06-08-2018, 03:58 PM | #12 |
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26k of bricks!
At least you have the foundation for a concrete prosecution. |
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06-08-2018, 04:59 PM | #14 |
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....pulling up a chair
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06-08-2018, 04:59 PM | #15 |
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I admire you and respect the work you do.
I spent all week working from home and looking at cars on AutoTrader I am such a hermit sometimes, I was told I have to go to Düsseldorf for a meeting and was pissed off as I can't be bothered. Need to get a grip |
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06-08-2018, 05:42 PM | #17 |
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They never are fit
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06-08-2018, 05:43 PM | #18 |
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Drove around yet another dead motorcyclist in the road with claret streaming from his napper, almost a regular occurrence with zero fucks given by the police.
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06-09-2018, 02:23 AM | #20 |
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Not as funny as last year when he caught two lads. One had been swallowing batteries and the other fireworks. At the police station one was let off and the other was charged.
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06-09-2018, 03:50 AM | #21 |
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06-09-2018, 04:29 AM | #22 |
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As soon as you said naked lady, everyone's focus shifted to that
Hope you're feeling better
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