[Mr.335iCoupe]

im bored and its late, lets start a thread everybody, ill start off.
Today in bimmer class, I've learned that in order to remove the airbag on the sport steering wheel w/paddles, there are vagina like openings behind the steering wheel. And when poking at it with a thin screwdriver, the airbag will not always pop out, in this case, you must grip the airbag with 5 fingers all around and tug it out. if that doesn't work, try moving it left and right, it'll budge. In my other lesson in bimmer class today, i have learned that when REATTACHInG the female battery terminal from the male terminal, always wear protection for sparks may occur. Perferably made with latex unless you are allergic. The last lesson i've learned in bimmer class today was that once you've reattached the male and female terminals, your COUPE windows WILL not lower or rise that 1/4 inch or so. in order to make it rise again, you or your girlfriend must take 2 fingers and insert them into the window buttons and pull past resistance point for about 15 seconds or so. After that, while opening your windows, it would fall 1/4 inch.

Good Night

[azntripledragon]

I learned that if people like you didnt bold certain words I would have never gotten the sexual innuendo hidden within the post...

[wuufer001]

i thing one of the most important things most people learned is that they should SEARCH before creating new thread.

but to me i think sometimes thats not necessary, since basically of kinds of subject has been discussed before, does it mean that we should not create any new threads then?, if so, how will the forum grow bigger?

[E90330iS]

ya whats the bolding about? lol

[canucklion]

I'm quoting you just in case you sober up and/or get off from your crack high and decide to edit your post

Originally Posted by Mr.335iCoupe

im bored and its late, lets start a thread everybody, ill start off.
Today in bimmer class, I've learned that in order to remove the airbag on the sport steering wheel w/paddles, there are vagina like openings behind the steering wheel. And when poking at it with a thin screwdriver, the airbag will not always pop out, in this case, you must grip the airbag with 5 fingers all around and tug it out. if that doesn't work, try moving it left and right, it'll budge. In my other lesson in bimmer class today, i have learned that when REATTACHInG the female battery terminal from the male terminal, always wear protection for sparks may occur. Perferably made with latex unless you are allergic. The last lesson i've learned in bimmer class today was that once you've reattached the male and female terminals, your COUPE windows WILL not lower or rise that 1/4 inch or so. in order to make it rise again, you or your girlfriend must take 2 fingers and insert them into the window buttons and pull past resistance point for about 15 seconds or so. After that, while opening your windows, it would fall 1/4 inch.

Good Night

[samurai1200]

Originally Posted by Mr.335iCoupe

im bored and its late, lets start a thread everybody, ill start off.
Today in bimmer class, I've learned that in order to remove the airbag on the sport steering wheel w/paddles, there are vagina like openings behind the steering wheel. And when poking at it with a thin screwdriver, the airbag will not always pop out, in this case, you must grip the airbag with 5 fingers all around and tug it out. if that doesn't work, try moving it left and right, it'll budge. In my other lesson in bimmer class today, i have learned that when REATTACHInG the female battery terminal from the male terminal, always wear protection for sparks may occur. Perferably made with latex unless you are allergic. The last lesson i've learned in bimmer class today was that once you've reattached the male and female terminals, your COUPE windows WILL not lower or rise that 1/4 inch or so. in order to make it rise again, you or your girlfriend must take 2 fingers and insert them into the window buttons and pull past resistance point for about 15 seconds or so. After that, while opening your windows, it would fall 1/4 inch.

Good Night

Originally Posted by canucklion

I'm quoting you just in case you sober up and/or get off from your crack high and decide to edit your post

I'm quoting both of you, just in case canucklion feels guilty later =)

[Aurora Bearialis]

I learned that WHEN IN DOUBT JUST WHIP IT OUT!

but I already knew that

[ase2dais]

Originally Posted by Mr.335iCoupe

im bored and its late, lets start a thread everybody, ill start off.
Today in bimmer class, I've learned that in order to remove the airbag on the sport steering wheel w/paddles, there are vagina like openings behind the steering wheel. And when poking at it with a thin screwdriver, the airbag will not always pop out, in this case, you must grip the airbag with 5 fingers all around and tug it out. if that doesn't work, try moving it left and right, it'll budge. In my other lesson in bimmer class today, i have learned that when REATTACHInG the female battery terminal from the male terminal, always wear protection for sparks may occur. Perferably made with latex unless you are allergic. The last lesson i've learned in bimmer class today was that once you've reattached the male and female terminals, your COUPE windows WILL not lower or rise that 1/4 inch or so. in order to make it rise again, you or your girlfriend must take 2 fingers and insert them into the window buttons and pull past resistance point for about 15 seconds or so. After that, while opening your windows, it would fall 1/4 inch.

Good Night

WOW! now I have a problem sleeping