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      05-19-2009, 12:58 PM   #1
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Ah Omegle.com Let the fun begin

A site that connects you to random people to chat with one-on-one. Its a bit random but funnny most of the time.

Post your funny ones!

Stranger: I like wearing panties
You: really?
You: thats good
Stranger: yes
You: good for you
You: i like shoes
Stranger: Thats nice
You: im glad we both like wearing clothing
You: ur a dude huh
Stranger: Yes
You: haha
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      05-19-2009, 01:09 PM   #2
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Stranger: hi there
You: wut wut
Stranger: haha
Stranger: nice
You: yes it is
Stranger: the word wut is like cake
You: i love cake
Stranger: its very loveable
You: didnt know cake was lovable
You: but ill take it in to consideration
Stranger: you should
Stranger: i like chocolate cake
You: choc cake ftw
You: red velvet.
You: drool
Stranger: did you know that every mothersday needs a mothers night
Stranger: and thats people have dads
You: mothersday passed
You: just another halmark holiday
Stranger: i agree
You: speaking of holiday
You: 3 day weekend!!!
Stranger: not for me
You: that sucks
Stranger: i know
Stranger: it makes me want to stab someone
Stranger: but i wont
Stranger: i think
You: you should
You: just dont get caught
Stranger: thats the bad part of stabing
Stranger: someone might prison rape you
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      05-19-2009, 01:39 PM   #3
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wow... this site is like a bad car wreck! You want to stay away... but you just can't help but look at what's going on.
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      05-19-2009, 02:45 PM   #4
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You: Hello
Stranger: hi...
Stranger: 22m singapore..
Stranger: u?
You: 48f South Africa
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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He brought me up also out of a horrible pit, out of the miry clay, and set my feet upon a rock, and established my goings.

And he hath put a new song in my mouth.
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      05-19-2009, 02:47 PM   #5
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You: Hello
Stranger: hi...
Stranger: 22m singapore..
Stranger: u?
You: 48f South Africa
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      05-19-2009, 02:55 PM   #6
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Stranger: hey
You: hi stranger
Stranger: how are you?
You: not that great, my herpes are acting up
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      05-19-2009, 02:59 PM   #7
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hahahaha this site is dope!

Stranger: hello
Stranger: i male
You: i male
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      05-19-2009, 03:51 PM   #8
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hahahahahahaha


Stranger: im 15 f NY you? (real!)
Stranger: hurry up ******
You: havent you ever seen to catch a predator
You: i dont wanna meet chris hansen
Stranger: wtf? whos that?
You: dateline nbc mofo
You: kids these days
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      05-19-2009, 04:02 PM   #9
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Stranger: hello
You: hi stranger
Stranger: how are you today?
You: my cock itches
Stranger: wash it sometmes
You: my ass hole itches
Stranger: so try to grab your dick and push to your anus
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      05-19-2009, 04:09 PM   #10
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Stranger: hi
You: hey
You: i farted
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      05-19-2009, 04:11 PM   #11
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You: hey asl?
Stranger: 19 m malaysia
You: do you have tiny cock?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i hav big one
You: what about hens?
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      05-19-2009, 04:29 PM   #12
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You: yarr
Stranger: hey, asl?
You: i be a pirate
You: yarr
Stranger: oh
Stranger: well then you can help me
You: give me all yer booty
Stranger: i got my mother and 3 sisters pregnant
Stranger: wat do i do?
You: yarrr?
Stranger: yeah
You: thats wrong
You: let me guess
You: youre from the south
Stranger: uh
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: goergia
You: not suprised
Stranger: thats offensive!
You: sorry bud...youre screwed
Stranger: ok
Stranger: wait
Stranger: i have piece of glass
Stranger: can i do home abortion ?
You: you should slit your wrists
You: its over for you man
Stranger: that would be painful
Stranger: i can probably get in there with my hoe and cut them kids out
Stranger: and save them
You: ...no watching you breed would be painful
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      05-19-2009, 04:31 PM   #13
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:LOL:


Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: im naked
Stranger: r u really
You: yes
Stranger: how nice of u to tell me that
Stranger: and why r u naked
You: i did this for you
Stranger: and r u a boy
You: kinda
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      05-19-2009, 05:13 PM   #14
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You: wut wut
Stranger: HI DER
You: durr
You: derp derp
Stranger: derp da derp
You: derka derka mohammed jihad
Stranger: derp da derp da derp derp derp
Stranger: IS
Stranger: derp da derp derp derp
You: derp
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      05-19-2009, 05:19 PM   #15
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hola
You: asl
Stranger: 15 f
You: FUCKKKK NOOOO CHRIS HANSEN YOU AIN'T GETING ME THAT EASY
You have disconnected.
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      05-19-2009, 05:21 PM   #16
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hola
You: asl
Stranger: 15 f
You: FUCKKKK NOOOO CHRIS HANSEN YOU AIN'T GETING ME THAT EASY
You have disconnected.
hahahahahaha!
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      05-19-2009, 05:21 PM   #17
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Stranger: 24/m with cam looking for fun
You: 16/f
Stranger: to young for me
You: 63/f/saudi arabia
Stranger: ok perfect
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      05-19-2009, 05:26 PM   #18
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omfg hard so lolling
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      05-19-2009, 05:30 PM   #19
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Stranger: hey
You: you are one awkward person. no wonder you're on here.
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      05-19-2009, 05:36 PM   #20
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: im gay
You: OoOo yea
You: im Macho Man Randy Savage
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      05-19-2009, 05:52 PM   #21
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My brute has officially taken over Omegle

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: Hey stranger if you are bored you should try this game:


http://ns7766.mybrute.com/


Thank You =) Have Fun..
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      05-19-2009, 06:02 PM   #22
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You: ni hoa
Stranger: sup sugaa tits
Stranger: i dont speak no chinese
You: if by sugaa tits, you mean my honey glazed penis
Stranger: no i dont
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