Help Me STFU My Friend...

hl0m4n · 05-25-2009, 06:26 PM

so i got this 100% pure bred italian kid (not really my friend, he my friend's friend) who is into cars. he has a heavily modded 135i with the following mods:

jb
intake
downpipe
full exhaust
dv
ic
stock oc

he keeps bragging how he can take on the new m3s and stuff and keeps going. when im fed up with his nonsense talk (this guy thinks you can get 30-40 hp from pulleys

) i reply a stock z06 can take him and he replies hell nah bro.

in my head im like "epic fail". so between his 135i and the following stock cars who would win?

z06
c63
997 turbo
gtr

gian335 · 05-25-2009, 06:33 PM

all of them would merk him. The only car he would have a fighting chance would be against the C63 AMG.

APEPerformance.com · 05-25-2009, 06:42 PM

Dominated by all

SouthCali335 · 05-25-2009, 06:48 PM

Look at it this way, if he is running meth and/or race gas he could be pushing up to 440whp out of that 135i on the JB3 with latest maps... So from a roll he would put up a good fight against most of those cars IMO...

Also a new M3 would get erased by any of those cars, including that 135i

GR8DEL · 05-25-2009, 07:27 PM

give him a good

and save him from trying to put his car against any of the aforementioned cars

riceygts · 05-25-2009, 07:44 PM

assuming same octane on each car, all of those would kill him.

Jeff335i · 05-25-2009, 07:45 PM

Well.. since he's a 100% pure bred Italian kid...

WTF does that have to do with anything?

roho3323 · 05-25-2009, 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by APEPerformance.com

Dominated by all

+1,000,000,000

josephr25 · 05-25-2009, 08:23 PM

I would just tell him his car is retarded compared to those mentioned.

E82tt6 · 05-25-2009, 08:37 PM

JB+ or JB3?

If it's a JB3, I'd imagine he'd put up a good fight against the C63, and get obliterated by the rest. The z06 in particular.

With those mods and a JB3, he could be running low 12s @ 115, which is in the same area as a C63. If it's a JB1, JB+, etc... not so much.

sflgator · 05-25-2009, 08:45 PM

Ha ha; it would be funny to see him run against a new GT-R.

Craig@SupremePower · 05-25-2009, 08:56 PM

ohhhh boy...

Gen_E92 · 05-25-2009, 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kampfer

I would just tell him his car is retarded compared to those mentioned.

+1...he sounds retarded lol

E82tt6 · 05-25-2009, 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sflgator

Ha ha; it would be funny to see him run against a new GT-R.

+1

Or a Z06!

Betaing the first JB3 "race map", I played with a 997TT in 40 degree weather on race gas, in the race map, and got beaten. I was seeing upwards of 18psi at 5.5-6k, without ANY hint of throttle closure/timing pulled etc, easily the fastest my car has ever been. He put 4-5 cars on me from 50-130, and ran away after that. Tried it a couple of times with the same results. Pulled on an E60 M5 that same night, which makes me think a JB3 car could take a C63 on race fuel.

TiAg335i · 05-25-2009, 09:40 PM

stock z06 would destroy all of the cars listed, including the 135i.

those things have insane power.

exidisjon · 05-25-2009, 09:53 PM

Let him enjoy his hype. Im not gonna lie most people who have gotten the 335 or 135 the first time and chipped it, they probably thought there cars the fastest shit on the road including me..But soon they will find out some cars mention above will laugh at them and burn them..You need a souped up ricer to burn his ass so he shuts his mouth. LOL

midlife · 05-25-2009, 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gian335

all of them would merk him. The only car he would have a fighting chance would be against the C63 AMG.

+1

also:
1/ you did not say which JB he has
2/ you have a 335 correct? .......why don´t you just mod your car, add methanol injection and then pound his ass yourself

ZJP · 05-25-2009, 09:55 PM

Your friend/acquaintance/whatever is an idiot. End of story.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeff335i

Well.. since he's a 100% pure bred Italian kid...

WTF does that have to do with anything?

Seriously wtf?

Vudoo4u2 · 05-25-2009, 10:03 PM

like most have said, c63 he stands a chance and could possibly beat if he's running times like hotrod...other bunch, will run away like a cheetah racing a turtle

AV9 · 05-25-2009, 10:38 PM

LOL...i love how cocky a 1 series driver gets with a couple of mods and yea agreed with all, all those cars would kill him

dukevi · 05-25-2009, 10:41 PM

Would 135 beats 335? Same mod-wise because of its light weight?

golfinz · 05-25-2009, 10:52 PM

I had a z06 before my 335 and ya my 335 feels quick but compared to the z06 its slow as BALLS. The 335 is refined, the z0h is raw 100% pure sports car

05-25-2009, 06:26 PM	#1
hl0m4n Major General 2159 Rep 5,623 Posts Drives: BMW Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: NY iTrader: (58)	Help Me STFU My Friend... so i got this 100% pure bred italian kid (not really my friend, he my friend's friend) who is into cars. he has a heavily modded 135i with the following mods: jb intake downpipe full exhaust dv ic stock oc he keeps bragging how he can take on the new m3s and stuff and keeps going. when im fed up with his nonsense talk (this guy thinks you can get 30-40 hp from pulleys ) i reply a stock z06 can take him and he replies hell nah bro. in my head im like "epic fail". so between his 135i and the following stock cars who would win? z06 c63 997 turbo gtr __________________ Cars: 07 335i ► 08 328i ► 11 328xi ► 13 M3 ► 17 M4 ► 14 M6
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05-25-2009, 06:33 PM	#2
gian335 Major 36 Rep 1,031 Posts Drives: e92 335 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: uknown iTrader: (1)	all of them would merk him. The only car he would have a fighting chance would be against the C63 AMG.
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05-25-2009, 06:42 PM	#3
APEPerformance.com 17 Rep 322 Posts Drives: E64 M6/E90 335xi Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Dallas iTrader: (1)	Dominated by all
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05-25-2009, 06:48 PM	#4
SouthCali335 Banned 13 Rep 297 Posts Drives: E92/E46 Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: SoCal iTrader: (5)	Look at it this way, if he is running meth and/or race gas he could be pushing up to 440whp out of that 135i on the JB3 with latest maps... So from a roll he would put up a good fight against most of those cars IMO... Also a new M3 would get erased by any of those cars, including that 135i
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GR8DEL Second Lieutenant 23 Rep 289 Posts Drives: 2020 X5 M50i Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Virginia iTrader: (4) Garage List 2007 335i [0.00]	give him a good and save him from trying to put his car against any of the aforementioned cars __________________ 2020 X5 M50i 2015 C7 Z06
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riceygts Second Lieutenant 25 Rep 264 Posts Drives: 09 N54 6MT Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Irvine, CA iTrader: (1)	assuming same octane on each car, all of those would kill him.
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05-25-2009, 07:45 PM	#7
Jeff335i Private 2 Rep 75 Posts Drives: '07 335i Coupe Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: USA iTrader: (1)	Well.. since he's a 100% pure bred Italian kid... WTF does that have to do with anything?
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05-25-2009, 08:23 PM	#9
josephr25 Major 68 Rep 1,456 Posts Drives: 2008 E92 335i Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Irvine, CA iTrader: (2) Garage List 2008 BMW 335i Coupe [0.00]	I would just tell him his car is retarded compared to those mentioned. __________________ "Yeah; well, my interior is better."
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05-25-2009, 08:37 PM	#10
E82tt6 Colonel 103 Rep 2,626 Posts Drives: '08 Black Saphire Z4 MC Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: New Jersey iTrader: (0)	JB+ or JB3? If it's a JB3, I'd imagine he'd put up a good fight against the C63, and get obliterated by the rest. The z06 in particular. With those mods and a JB3, he could be running low 12s @ 115, which is in the same area as a C63. If it's a JB1, JB+, etc... not so much. __________________ '08 Black Saphire/Black Z4 M Coupe RIP Gretta: Blue Water/Lemon 135i. Died to save me. -ChuckV
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05-25-2009, 08:45 PM	#11
sflgator Major General 148 Rep 5,389 Posts Drives: '09 MB C63 AMG & '08 MB GL450 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: U.S. iTrader: (1)	Ha ha; it would be funny to see him run against a new GT-R. __________________ \|2009 RENNtech MB C63 AMG \| Black/Black Leather/Black Maple \| Premium II \| MultiMedia \| iPod \| \| TeleAid \| Charcoal Filter Delete \| BMC High-Flow Air Filters \| High-Flow Secondary Cats \| Clear Side Markers \|
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TiAg335i Trance Life 315 Rep 4,706 Posts Drives: 2007 E92 335i Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Long Island, NY iTrader: (4)	stock z06 would destroy all of the cars listed, including the 135i. those things have insane power.
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05-25-2009, 09:53 PM	#16
exidisjon PuffPuffPass 52 Rep 1,096 Posts Drives: E92 335xi AW/Saddle Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: NJ iTrader: (8)	Let him enjoy his hype. Im not gonna lie most people who have gotten the 335 or 135 the first time and chipped it, they probably thought there cars the fastest shit on the road including me..But soon they will find out some cars mention above will laugh at them and burn them..You need a souped up ricer to burn his ass so he shuts his mouth. LOL __________________ My right foot weighs more than my left for sure.
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Vudoo4u2 Night Sh1ft 458 Rep 3,079 Posts Drives: F95 X5MC LCI Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: It's bobsled time iTrader: (3) Garage List 2024 BMW X5M Compet ... [0.00]	like most have said, c63 he stands a chance and could possibly beat if he's running times like hotrod...other bunch, will run away like a cheetah racing a turtle __________________ "Your first 10,000 photographs are your worst.” ― Henri Cartier-Bresson
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AV9 Brigadier General 137 Rep 4,314 Posts Drives: 2009 e92 m3 Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: OC/SD iTrader: (7)	LOL...i love how cocky a 1 series driver gets with a couple of mods and yea agreed with all, all those cars would kill him
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05-25-2009, 10:41 PM	#21
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05-25-2009, 10:52 PM	#22
golfinz Captain 235 Rep 759 Posts Drives: Tanzanite M3 Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: usa iTrader: (3)	I had a z06 before my 335 and ya my 335 feels quick but compared to the z06 its slow as BALLS. The 335 is refined, the z0h is raw 100% pure sports car
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