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      02-08-2010, 08:10 PM   #1
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Avatar Makeup Tutorial - WoOT

So while the studios are ringing in the profits, we get to enjoy all the retard fanatics associated with Avatar.

I noticed these two tools on youtube and thought it deserved posting on here.

The Avatar Cow


The gay Avatar Dude
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I cant get over how big that fat girls head is.
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Just from seeing the still frame on that first one, I know I don't wanna play it. How disgustingly fugly she is

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Holy fuck, that's a girl? Damn, I thought it was a fat dude.
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Lol. Those are actually hilarious.
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if you scroll through the vid, she says "as you all know, im single"




wonder why..
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if you scroll through the vid, she says "as you all know, im single"




wonder why..



A hot piece of ass like her never stays single for long, though. Gentlemen, go forth and conquer!
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i'm pretty sure that cow in video 1 was sitting a table across from me as sushi tonight. she kept looking at me...i was scared she was going to eat me or something. then, the waiter dropped 4 plates of sushi on the table and i was spared.
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i'm pretty sure that cow in video 1 was sitting a table across from me as sushi tonight. she kept looking at me...i was scared she was going to eat me or something. then, the waiter dropped 4 plates of sushi on the table and i was spared.




either:
A) Throw it something better to eat than yourself - like a 55 gal drum of buttercream frosting, a slab of beef etc

-or-

B) Kill it with fire. Bullets are completely ineffective, 18" of dense blubber is an impenetrable kinetic buffer.
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thank God that isn't in 3D
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it's like a watermelon...
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I found her myspace profile

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A hot piece of ass like her never stays single for long, though. Gentlemen, go forth and conquer!
Dude, that's multiple pieces FYI...
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Dude, that's multiple pieces FYI...



I stand corrected.
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I hate that fucking movie so much
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If someone has myspace, pass this thread onto her on Vday.
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if you scroll through the vid, she says "as you all know, im single"




wonder why..
Ah you missed the answer to that question which was she was looking for her own guy in a wheelchair with skinny legs... Talk about a particular set of requirements there....
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Ah you missed the answer to that question which was she was looking for her own guy in a wheelchair with skinny legs... Talk about a particular set of requirements there....
I think a skinny guy in a wheelchair can do better than her.
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I think a skinny guy in a wheelchair can do better than her.
LMFAO
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I hate that fucking movie so much
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Very cheesy/retarded.
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If someone has myspace, pass this thread onto her on Vday.
Lol...i think it might make her want to
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