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A few jokes for the new year
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| 01-02-2012, 05:09 AM | #1 |
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A few jokes for the new year
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a fat slut. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sit down. Man: There's no need to get on your knees and suck me off just yet. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: That's cool, cause after I'm done shagging you in the back of my car, I don't give a shit where you go. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator Man: That explains the moustache then! (CLASSIC!!!!) Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilised. Man: No problem, I'll just shoot my load up your arse. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: Probably, because you seem like the kind of chick that is impossible to shake off once you've been shagged. Man: Would you like to dance? Woman: I'd rather eat glass. Man: I think you misheard me. I said you look fat in those pants Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Fortunately, somewhere else. Man: Just as well because I've been shagging your mum while your dad watches. Man: You're pretty Woman: Piss off. Man: Don't interrupt, you're pretty... ugly, you fat bitch. |
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