if another bird

shocka1212 · 06-16-2007, 08:53 PM

if another bird takes a crap on my car......

canucklion · 06-16-2007, 08:53 PM

thanks for sharing

achien · 06-16-2007, 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by shocka1212

if another bird takes a crap on my car, i think im going to flip a SH*T. i mean i am very cautious of where i park but man, they just love to pound on my car, especially after i wash it.

My car got bird crap when parked at a "covered" garage, beat this!!!

Crazy Bimmer · 06-16-2007, 09:13 PM

You make me want to shit on your car too.

hak87 · 06-16-2007, 09:17 PM

I feel your pain brother.. My car is a bird shit-magnet itself :mad:

kevbh · 06-16-2007, 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by achien

My car got bird crap when parked at a "covered" garage, beat this!!!

Mine got bombed in my OWN garage last week. I don't know what happened, but my car was covered with sh!t and feathers!

I had much worse luck with my last car. I used to swear that red cars = bird Exlax.

I feel your pain man. It's good your talking about it. You're going to get through this and be alright.

Poderes1 · 06-16-2007, 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by shocka1212

if another bird takes a crap on my car, i think im going to flip a SH*T. i mean i am very cautious of where i park but man, they just love to pound on my car, especially after i wash it.

I feel you bro. Either park it away from a tree or cut the trees around your house lol. I used to live in bergen county myself. Fair Lawn specifically.

sambonator · 06-17-2007, 12:03 AM

Just get the anti-bird-poop device fitted to your car.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...27177757374177

shocka1212 · 06-17-2007, 12:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Poderes1

I feel you bro. Either park it away from a tree or cut the trees around your house lol. I used to live in bergen county myself. Fair Lawn specifically.

fair lawn. nice. i used to go to school in paramus. i have alot of friends from fair lawn.

shocka1212 · 06-17-2007, 12:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Crazy Bimmer

You make me want to shit on your car too.

why is this?

shocka1212 · 06-17-2007, 12:56 AM

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Originally Posted by canucklion

thanks for sharing

why the sarcasm. is this in the wrong forum too?

wdlfbio · 06-17-2007, 01:10 AM

Here's what I use. It' works pretty well.

karliejai · 06-17-2007, 01:27 AM

ummm yum!! =9

ENINTY · 06-17-2007, 06:56 AM

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Originally Posted by shocka1212

why is this?

Because guys are getting their legs blown of in Iraq so you can post that your car gets shat on by birds. It's really not a life changing event to have your car crapped on. Go to the car wash.

remmib · 06-17-2007, 08:23 AM

I hate birdcrap on my car :mad::mad:

GeorgiaTech335coupe · 06-17-2007, 10:28 AM

Put a blue tarp on your driveway/street. The birds will dive into it thinking its a lake and get a nice surprise!

MikeCCrutchfield · 06-17-2007, 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by shocka1212

if another bird takes a crap on my car, i think im going to flip a SH*T. i mean i am very cautious of where i park but man, they just love to pound on my car, especially after i wash it.

At least they don't commit suicide on the front of your car! We had a stretch where three birds flew out in front of our BMW, and 2 into the VW over a 2 month span and hit the front grill while we were driving at speed.

poiney · 06-17-2007, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by wdlfbio

Here's what I use. It' works pretty well.

What's the purpose of the blue star (does that like hold the gun magazine?)

MikeCCrutchfield · 06-17-2007, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by poiney

What's the purpose of the blue star (does that like hold the gun magazine?)

Prevent it from being Kitty p0rn!

wdlfbio · 06-17-2007, 01:39 PM

elucas730 · 06-17-2007, 01:51 PM

You guys just don't have the right tool for fixing the problem...

http://forums.nasioc.com/forums/show....php?t=1287073

SGP335i · 06-17-2007, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by shocka1212

if another bird takes a crap on my car, i think im going to flip a SH*T. i mean i am very cautious of where i park but man, they just love to pound on my car, especially after i wash it.

+1

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