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      05-05-2012, 11:22 AM   #1
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I hate the 1M

for making me go out every day to drive around without any other purpose than to drive the lovely car… ;-)

Would be cool to hear your stories as you probably do the same thing all the time… ;-)

This car is like a drug. You want to drive it, improve the apperance, tune it... I hate it for that but at the same time love it more than anything…
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      05-05-2012, 11:36 AM   #2
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Hate only leads to pain, seek help: Time for a 1M anonymous group.

"My name is hybris4u, and I have only loved my 1M for 2 months now": applause!
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      05-05-2012, 11:46 AM   #3
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Hate only leads to pain, seek help: Time for a 1M anonymous group.

"My name is hybris4u, and I have only loved my 1M for 2 months now": applause!
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      05-05-2012, 11:48 AM   #4
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A1MA? - Anonymous 1M Addicts?

I vote Einser M and Powerbeast for President and Vice President!

Think I will need to start as a "hang around" due to my limited tuning so far... ;-)
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      05-05-2012, 12:10 PM   #5
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      05-05-2012, 02:42 PM   #6
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Hi. My name is Mark and I haven't driven my 1M for 4 hours.
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      05-05-2012, 02:53 PM   #7
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Hi. My name is A. and I just returned from IKEA with stuff that was not too big for the 1M boot. Visiting IKEA was only an excuse to go for a drive with my 1M. I failed to resist making a detour on the way back home, again, trashing expensive 98 RON fuel (± €2 per liter) and emitting extra carbon dioxide into the atmosphere for no legitimate reason during approx. 1 hour.
Sorry that I let you all down ...again.
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      05-05-2012, 06:00 PM   #8
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Hi. My name is O. I have a problem. My wife is jealous because of my 1M and she might be right to be so because no time I spend with the 1M seem to be enough. I took a cab to reach here...which made me feel like crying.
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      05-05-2012, 07:30 PM   #9
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Hello, my name is B. I thought I could just feel the steering wheel and let it idle for a few minutes. I will not be able to make it to the meeting. I'll try to call in again next time!
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      05-05-2012, 10:15 PM   #10
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My name is R. I was my 1m every time it gets just a little dirty ... Which means I spend more time with it than my wife.
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      05-06-2012, 12:42 AM   #11
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My name is mark and I own a 1M. tomorrow I will fail for the third time in ten days , as I will will relapse yet again and take my 1m to the track.
I also have a strange desire to acquire as much vulcanized rubber for my 1m as possible.
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      05-06-2012, 12:45 AM   #12
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My name is R. I was my 1m every time it gets just a little dirty ... Which means I spend more time with it than my wife.
Tell your wife she needs to be more dirty, and then you'll spend more time with her ?
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      05-06-2012, 06:41 AM   #13
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I don't have a problem but I will bring coffee and donuts to the group therapy session.
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      05-06-2012, 07:55 AM   #14
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I don't have a problem but I will bring coffee and donuts to the group therapy session.
"Doing donuts at Cars & Coffee", dang, group session member D., using those compulsive behavior inducing words, just when we all try to cope with the "1M cold engine syndrome", um, sorry group, I meant "1M cold turkey syndrome" ...SNAP... where did my wife hide my key fob, where is it, where is it, I need it badly...








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      05-06-2012, 08:09 AM   #15
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"Doing donuts at Cars & Coffee", dang, group session member D., using those compulsive behavior inducing words, just when we all try to cope with the "1M cold engine syndrome", um, sorry group, I meant "1M cold turkey syndrome" ...SNAP... where did my wife hide my key fob, where is it, where is it, I need it badly...
Sorry Dan, no donuts as they are this thread's gateway food. Artemis has relapsed by the mere mention of them.
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      05-06-2012, 08:20 AM   #16
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My name is S and I was up at 0530 cleaning my 1M which was covered in brake dust and bug guts from last weeks Ring trip.......... 0530 in the morning is crazy I hear you say! Well the truth is, we are in the mists of a drought in many parts of the UK, no joke and that means a hose pipe ban, so the means to my madness, at stupid o'clock on a Sunday morning no one is up to see me use a hose all while it is raining outside, but that didn't stop me getting the M all clean and offering to drive the wife to the library to study.....Now the 1M is in need of another clean but the drive was sure well worth it
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      05-06-2012, 08:22 AM   #17
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      05-06-2012, 01:53 PM   #18
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Dear A1MA friends,

I have to come clean. Today I did test a stronger drug. I did test the "DSC OFF"!!! Oooops! It was very funny and lot of laughs and smiles... But that drug was not good at all. I have a feeling it will bite me hard sometime in the future... How do I get back to "MDM" only mode? Help!!! Don't push that button for to long time! Not good for you!

I should change my name to "Hybris4me" ;-)
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      05-08-2012, 11:24 AM   #19
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I'M COMPLETELY IN LOVE WITH MY 1M...MY GIRLFRIEND IS JEALOUS...ahahahahahah
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      02-01-2013, 05:26 AM   #20
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I haven't dreamt of my car yet but when I'm away I think about it. I got home and first thing I wanted to do was wash it and take it out for a drive. I figured the neighbours wouldn't appreciate this at 2am.
Welcome, S.

Nice meeting you here too during the 1M therapy sessions.
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      02-01-2013, 06:11 AM   #21
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This is on my HD in my car. Enuff said



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      02-01-2013, 02:27 PM   #22
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I haven't driven my 1M since October...
Can't wait for the snow to disappear
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