Good news !!!!!!!

NFS · 08-20-2007, 08:07 AM

I opened the glove box today and ....

I HAVE A TORCH

I am sure that you are all relieved.

I've obviously had it all along and just assumed I didn't have one because my poor e60 was torchless.

I'm off to celebrate now.

peterg1965 · 08-20-2007, 08:12 AM

NFS I am very pleased for you. Does this mean I get one with my new car??

booforty · 08-20-2007, 08:18 AM

NFS - I've just popped the Bubbly. Shame you aren't with me to enjoy it. Did you order a new one from Sergei?

OriginalFrak · 08-20-2007, 08:28 AM

Who's there...

Come on I know you're after my torch...you may as well show yourself...

NFS · 08-20-2007, 08:33 AM

It's just wonderful.

It was there all along nestled in the glove box.

I'm so relieved.

dxb335d · 08-20-2007, 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by needforspeed

It's just wonderful.

It was there all along nestled in the glove box.

I'm so relieved.

im also about to get relieved

Carlos

330cdsport · 08-20-2007, 09:51 AM

Its great isnt it.

I find that I sleep much sounder at night too.

dxb335d · 08-20-2007, 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by 330cdsport

Its great isnt it.

I find that I sleep much sounder at night too.

me too, i always sleep better afterwards...

silverbmwz3 · 08-20-2007, 10:24 AM

Whereabouts is it nestled exactly? Can someone post a pic of its exact home so I can see if mine has one. Didn't seem to have one last time I nosed around. Bit dissapointed, might sell it.

NFS · 08-20-2007, 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by silverbmwz3

Whereabouts is it nestled exactly? Can someone post a pic of its exact home so I can see if mine has one. Didn't seem to have one last time I nosed around. Bit dissapointed, might sell it.

If you open the glove box and look to the right ... just above the spare key you should see the lovely little torch.

Makes me feel warm and fuzzy just thinking about it.

I can't wait to leave the office so that I can have another look.

I've never been so exited.

peterg1965 · 08-20-2007, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by dxb335d

me too, i always sleep better afterwards...

After what excatly Carlos? Is your girlfriend aware of this?

silverbmwz3 · 08-20-2007, 01:03 PM

Carlos what's going on with the /size bit in your signature? I would've thought your missus would have reassured you that size doesn'tmatter?

If she says you have a small organ you can always retort "I didn't know I'd be playing in a church

mjh93sa · 08-20-2007, 01:30 PM

It's just proof he had it artificially inflated

SoYank · 08-20-2007, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by needforspeed

If you open the glove box and look to the right ... just above the spare key you should see the lovely little torch.

Makes me feel warm and fuzzy just thinking about it.

I can't wait to leave the office so that I can have another look.

I've never been so exited.

I looked to the right but couldn't find it. So, I went in search, thinking maybe Sergei had nicked it. To my relief, I found it lurking on the left.

vivekk · 08-20-2007, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by beauforty

NFS - I've just popped the Bubbly. Shame you aren't with me to enjoy it. Did you order a new one from Sergei?

Quote:

Originally Posted by SoYank

I looked to the right but couldn't find it. So, I went in search, thinking maybe Sergei had nicked it. To my relief, I found it lurking on the left.

Sergei is awaiting 'stock' of torches- his boys are constantly in the process of 'acquiring' the non-deluxe versions!

So, keep an eye on that torch of yours, NFS!

As for you Carlita, you're probably best taking your eye 'off it', as it seems to be making you go blind on a regular basis!

Viv

DervFan · 08-21-2007, 08:07 AM

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Originally Posted by silverbmwz3

Whereabouts is it nestled exactly? Can someone post a pic of its exact home so I can see if mine has one. Didn't seem to have one last time I nosed around. Bit dissapointed, might sell it.

Here you go silver, excuse the dodgy cam phone pic. It was p*ssing it down with rain when I took it, hence the lighting is so bad. No 'dodgy' comments about the wet wipes please

They're for the babies sticky mits, when she's eating in the car. Either that or lovely finger marks over my trim, windows and upholstery

Quote:

Originally Posted by vivekk

Sergei is awaiting 'stock' of torches- his boys are constantly in the process of 'acquiring' the non-deluxe versions!

Viv, I think I'll be sending Sergei's pic to Private Eye for their Looky-Likey competition. He's a dead spit of Lenny Kravitz, you sure he hasn't been doing PA's for him ?

booforty · 08-21-2007, 01:36 PM

My torch told me today that if I don't buck up my ideas, she's leaving me... I swiftly locked her in the glovebox before any more scathing comments came out of her filthy mouth...

NFS · 08-21-2007, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by beauforty

My torch told me today that if I don't buck up my ideas, she's leaving me... I swiftly locked her in the glovebox before any more scathing comments came out of her filthy mouth...

My torch doesn't have a mouth ... just a bulb and a battery

330cdsport · 08-21-2007, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by needforspeed

My torch doesn't have a mouth ... just a bulb and a battery

Duhhh.... Turn it round!!

vivekk · 08-21-2007, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by DervFan

...Viv, I think I'll be sending Sergei's pic to Private Eye for their Looky-Likey competition. He's a dead spit of Lenny Kravitz, you sure he hasn't been doing PA's for him ?

Sergei did approach some talent scouts some time ago & started singing 'Are you gonna go my way' to them.

They said 'No- we're f****ing well not....now f**k right off'.

Since then, he's moved on to BMW torch import & exportation.

Quote:

Originally Posted by beauforty

My torch told me today that if I don't buck up my ideas, she's leaving me... I swiftly locked her in the glovebox before any more scathing comments came out of her filthy mouth...

That's the 5th torch to have told you that, Paul.

Sounds like they're lighting & leaving you!

Quote:

Originally Posted by needforspeed

My torch doesn't have a mouth ... just a bulb and a battery

Sorryings NFS......seemings you is having version older

Version newest is talkings to you...good for lonelies...like Carlos...on cold nightings....yes

Sergei / Lenny

(This post may or may not be attributed to Sergei Barushkin &/or Lenny Kravitz)

dxb335d · 08-21-2007, 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vivekk

Sergei did approach some talent scouts some time ago & started singing 'Are you gonna go my way' to them.

They said 'No- we're f****ing well not....now f**k right off'.

Since then, he's moved on to BMW torch import & exportation.

That's the 5th torch to have told you that, Paul.

Sounds like they're lighting & leaving you!

Sorryings NFS......seemings you is having version older

Version newest is talkings to you...good for lonelies...like Carlos...on cold nightings....yes

Sergei

(This post may or may not be attributed to Sergei Barushkin)

vivekk · 08-21-2007, 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by dxb335d

Me thinkings you was likings Sergei's jokes, Carlos, no

Sergei

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