What a fucking trip!!!

Steve A · 09-09-2007, 04:05 PM

Hi guys hust got back from a 2000 mile roundtrip to france.

the 335d is even more loved in la maison de Ashton.

soaked up the miles soooo easily it really is all the car you need.

Anyhow day one of the trip was last friday (9days ago) it was the ususal panick around the house the "mrs shouting have you got this have you got that" before our planned trip which was drive from manchester to plymouth, then catch an over night ferry to roscoff, for a week at our cottage in brittany.

I was really enjoying the drive down at this was the first holiday ive taken off this year and i was starting to relax. We set out at about 12 pm to catch the 10pm ferry, meaning be at plymouth at 9pm.

Predictably the traffic was a bit shit and iot took till about 4pm to get the bristol when my mrs saw the sign for bristol airport and said " oh wouldnt it be a nightmare if you got to the airport and youd forgotten your passports....OH SHIT IVE FORGOTTEN THE PASSPORTS"...........what a fuckin dickhead............

She cried which set of my 21month old who started crying and as the sensible man i am i calmed then down took half the blame(:mad

and i put then up at the city inn in bristol and turned the car around to make the drive home.

I stopped off for refreshments (4 cans redbull 2 bottles water) and started the drive home, friday evening pm north. for those who have made that particular journey you will know it is not the best time to travel.

Anyway i hit the traffic on the M6 and arrived home at........1130pm:mad:. i was buzzin my tits off from all the redbull and water and was having some rumblind feeling from my stomach...i desperatly needed a massive shit, i fumbled with the key in the hole, ran up stairs and just about managed to get on the toilet as i let out the most unholly watery crap everywhere.
so after fininshing i went to wipe my arse and wait for i ......there was NO fucking toilet paper!!!!!! i could not belive it what a fucking day, i seriosly thought i was on some piss take jeremy beadle progarm!

i will not tell you how i cleaned up an the evening finished

PS the holiday was ok.... just

STEVE.

silverbmwz3 · 09-09-2007, 04:08 PM

LOL... did Carlos write that post ?!

dxb335d · 09-09-2007, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Steve Ashton

Hi guys hust got back from a 2000 mile roundtrip to france.

the 335d is even more loved in la maison de Ashton.

soaked up the miles soooo easily it really is all the car you need.

Anyhow day one of the trip was last friday (9days ago) it was the ususal panick around the house the "mrs shouting have you got this have you got that" before our planned trip which was drive from manchester to plymouth, then catch an over night ferry to roscoff, for a week at our cottage in brittany.

I was really enjoying the drive down at this was the first holiday ive taken off this year and i was starting to relax. We set out at about 12 pm to catch the 10pm ferry, meaning be at plymouth at 9pm.

Predictably the traffic was a bit shit and iot took till about 4pm to get the bristol when my mrs saw the sign for bristol airport and said " oh wouldnt it be a nightmare if you got to the airport and youd forgotten your passports....OH SHIT IVE FORGOTTEN THE PASSPORTS"...........what a fuckin dickhead............

She cried which set of my 21month old who started crying and as the sensible man i am i calmed then down took half the blame(:mad

and i put then up at the city inn in bristol and turned the car around to make the drive home.

I stopped off for refreshments (4 cans redbull 2 bottles water) and started the drive home, friday evening pm north. for those who have made that particular journey you will know it is not the best time to travel.

Anyway i hit the traffic on the M6 and arrived home at........1130pm:mad:. i was buzzin my tits off from all the redbull and water and was having some rumblind feeling from my stomach...i desperatly needed a massive shit, i fumbled with the key in the hole, ran up stairs and just about managed to get on the toilet as i let out the most unholly watery crap everywhere.
so after fininshing i went to wipe my arse and wait for i ......there was NO fucking toilet paper!!!!!! i could not belive it what a fucking day, i seriosly thought i was on some piss take jeremy beadle progarm!

i will not tell you how i cleaned up an the evening finished

PS the holiday was ok.... just

STEVE.

FOOKIN QUALITY STEVIE A

i can picture it now, you

up the driveway because you needed a bottom spew

hilarious matey

i lvoe red bull but have to limit myself to less then one a day

silverbmwz3 · 09-09-2007, 04:18 PM

I'm glad Carlos can picture Steve "up the driveway".... what a visual.

Z4 Beemer · 09-09-2007, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by silverbmwz3

I'm glad Carlos can picture Steve "up the driveway".... what a visual.

Steve A · 09-09-2007, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by silverbmwz3

I'm glad Carlos can picture Steve "up the driveway".... what a visual.

i get most of my bitches to see me from that angle!

mikem · 09-09-2007, 05:12 PM

Quality. We used to live near Bristol Steve and my office is near Manchester, so I`ve made that trip many a time on a Fri ready for a Sat meeting.

Red Bull really is nasty stuff, it needs to be calmed down with Smirnoff.

- Paul - · 09-10-2007, 03:41 AM

Sounds like my kind of day Steve.

creepy coupe · 09-10-2007, 03:55 AM

Make's me smile, we are supposed to be in the EU, but still need our passports.

squeezebm · 09-10-2007, 10:30 AM

stevie,now thats fecking funny

steph.uk · 09-10-2007, 01:13 PM

mgarvey · 09-10-2007, 03:39 PM

hehe, I guess I'm not the only one with terrible luck and memory like a sieve then!

330cdsport · 09-10-2007, 04:33 PM

Just to let you know Steve - Myself and the missus and the wee man holidayed last week in the lake district and all went very smoothly

Ferry is the way to go. None of this airport security bullshit.

Had a great week looking round castles, forests, and gardens.

Have to admit, a holiday of castles and gardens is a lot cheaper than the usual clubbing and stripclubs

09-09-2007, 04:05 PM	#1
Steve A Brigadier General 96 Rep 3,465 Posts Drives: too much Join Date: May 2007 Location: Manchester UK iTrader: (0)	What a fucking trip!!! Hi guys hust got back from a 2000 mile roundtrip to france. the 335d is even more loved in la maison de Ashton. soaked up the miles soooo easily it really is all the car you need. Anyhow day one of the trip was last friday (9days ago) it was the ususal panick around the house the "mrs shouting have you got this have you got that" before our planned trip which was drive from manchester to plymouth, then catch an over night ferry to roscoff, for a week at our cottage in brittany. I was really enjoying the drive down at this was the first holiday ive taken off this year and i was starting to relax. We set out at about 12 pm to catch the 10pm ferry, meaning be at plymouth at 9pm. Predictably the traffic was a bit shit and iot took till about 4pm to get the bristol when my mrs saw the sign for bristol airport and said " oh wouldnt it be a nightmare if you got to the airport and youd forgotten your passports....OH SHIT IVE FORGOTTEN THE PASSPORTS"...........what a fuckin dickhead............ She cried which set of my 21month old who started crying and as the sensible man i am i calmed then down took half the blame(:mad and i put then up at the city inn in bristol and turned the car around to make the drive home. I stopped off for refreshments (4 cans redbull 2 bottles water) and started the drive home, friday evening pm north. for those who have made that particular journey you will know it is not the best time to travel. Anyway i hit the traffic on the M6 and arrived home at........1130pm:mad:. i was buzzin my tits off from all the redbull and water and was having some rumblind feeling from my stomach...i desperatly needed a massive shit, i fumbled with the key in the hole, ran up stairs and just about managed to get on the toilet as i let out the most unholly watery crap everywhere. so after fininshing i went to wipe my arse and wait for i ......there was NO fucking toilet paper!!!!!! i could not belive it what a fucking day, i seriosly thought i was on some piss take jeremy beadle progarm! i will not tell you how i cleaned up an the evening finished PS the holiday was ok.... just STEVE. __________________ C350 cdi sport estate facelift 457lbft 130i M SportMercedes C350 CDI Sport Estate AutoMini Cooper Auto.Mercedes E250 CGI,Lexus IS-F,R36, RS4 Saloon,ML 420 CDI SPORT,M6, 335d, C55, C32, M3, M5, S3, ALL SOLD but fondly remembered
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silverbmwz3 Colonel 48 Rep 2,022 Posts Drives: X5 g05 Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Buckinghamshire, UK iTrader: (0) Garage List 2003 325 ci SE conv ... [0.00]	LOL... did Carlos write that post ?! __________________ Current: E90 335d (May 2007) \| Black/Black \| Prof Hifi \| Prof Nav \| 6FL \| Fully Electric Seats \| Xenons \| Folding Mirrors \| PDC Previous: 325ci Conv. Black/Black with lots of ACS Previous: z3 3.0 Silver with Black&Red Leather
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silverbmwz3 Colonel 48 Rep 2,022 Posts Drives: X5 g05 Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Buckinghamshire, UK iTrader: (0) Garage List 2003 325 ci SE conv ... [0.00]	I'm glad Carlos can picture Steve "up the driveway".... what a visual. __________________ Current: E90 335d (May 2007) \| Black/Black \| Prof Hifi \| Prof Nav \| 6FL \| Fully Electric Seats \| Xenons \| Folding Mirrors \| PDC Previous: 325ci Conv. Black/Black with lots of ACS Previous: z3 3.0 Silver with Black&Red Leather
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mikem Lieutenant Colonel 83 Rep 1,557 Posts Drives: Z4M Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Somewhere iTrader: (0)	Quality. We used to live near Bristol Steve and my office is near Manchester, so I`ve made that trip many a time on a Fri ready for a Sat meeting. Red Bull really is nasty stuff, it needs to be calmed down with Smirnoff.
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- Paul - Major General 695 Rep 7,308 Posts Drives: see above. Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Yorkshire, UK iTrader: (5) Garage List 2005 320D SE [10.00] 2005 645 [9.00]	Sounds like my kind of day Steve. __________________ My Photos
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creepy coupe Lieutenant General 1867 Rep 13,043 Posts Drives: BMW M340I G20 Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: UK iTrader: (2) Garage List 2015 BMW 435d [0.00] 2009 335i [0.00]	Make's me smile, we are supposed to be in the EU, but still need our passports.
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squeezebm Colonel 40 Rep 2,652 Posts Drives: Audi Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Notts iTrader: (0)	stevie,now thats fecking funny
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mgarvey Lieutenant 30 Rep 540 Posts Drives: Renault Megane Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Reading iTrader: (0)	hehe, I guess I'm not the only one with terrible luck and memory like a sieve then!
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