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      11-16-2007, 07:26 PM   #1
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Well, I knew it'd happen (kinda suprised it took this long actually), but I found my first asshole 335i driver today.
Coming home from work, 3 lanes each way with a center median.
I'm in the center lane, stopped at a light when this 335i E90 pulls up on my right. He hangs back a bit so his headlight is even with my passenger window. Light turns green, and...

I - release the brake, press in the clutch, shift into first, slowly start to drive, since there's another light 40 yards ahead.
he - launches hard ( the poor car), goes flying through the intersection, only to have a truck pull out from a parking lot. He slams on his brakes trying not to rear-end the truck, and I cruise past.


At first I shook my head in disbelief, then I remembered...
335 > every other car in existance
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Well, I knew it'd happen (kinda suprised it took this long actually), but I found my first asshole 335i driver today.Coming home from work, 3 lanes each way with a center median.
I'm in the center lane, stopped at a light when this 335i E90 pulls up on my right. He hangs back a bit so his headlight is even with my passenger window. Light turns green, and...

I - release the brake, press in the clutch, shift into first, slowly start to drive, since there's another light 40 yards ahead.
he - launches hard ( the poor car), goes flying through the intersection, only to have a truck pull out from a parking lot. He slams on his brakes trying not to rear-end the truck, and I cruise past.


At first I shook my head in disbelief, then I remembered...
335 > every other car in existance
just stick to your 330 then, that won't make you an asshole
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      11-16-2007, 09:48 PM   #3
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just stick to your 330 then, that won't make you an asshole
LoL...something tells me you're the guy the OP's talking about....
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      11-16-2007, 09:53 PM   #4
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Dont blame the poor car, its the driver thats the asshole.
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      11-16-2007, 09:58 PM   #5
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Im not taking any sides here but I thought if you drove a BMW at all your an asshole?
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Im not taking any sides here but I thought if you drove a BMW at all your an asshole?
Correct. We are all a bunch of assholes.

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Correct. We are all a bunch of assholes.

except me.......i'm a true gentleman.
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      11-17-2007, 12:10 AM   #8
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yeah? screw you all, i drive a 320i

so that makes me impossible to be an "asshole" to your standards i wouldnt be able to keep up lol
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ohh shit! you mean theres a bunch of men bending over with their anus's in your face with their sacks and cheeks spread?! SPIT ON EM! AND RUN AWAY!!!!!!!
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      11-17-2007, 12:38 AM   #10
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What a pain in the ass!
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