Tinder/Dating Apps

M3 Number 86 · 02-17-2016, 03:22 PM

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Filters are ok but a complete stranger's picture is creepy. Lol.

Maybe she's really good at photo shop

In the late 90s? No.

M3 Number 86 · 02-17-2016, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

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Filters are ok but a complete stranger's picture is creepy. Lol.

Maybe she's really good at photo shop

In the late 90s? No.

M3 Number 86 · 02-17-2016, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Delta0311

I would use POF when ever I was single.. It was literally like shooting fish in a barrel. The formula for consistent ass was
a. create a witty profile
b. don't talk about yourself much in the profile but do mention you live on your own
c. have a nice set of clear pics.. smile in your pics.. have some tasteful shirtless pics, like ones from the beach and not ones you took in your bathroom

Wtf. Winning formula.

swagon · 02-17-2016, 03:47 PM

Installed Tinder last year. All it recommended me were ugly chicks and dudes posing with their Mk4 Golfs.

Uninstalled shortly after.

Axius · 02-17-2016, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by swagon

Installed Tinder last year. All it recommended me were ugly chicks and dudes posing with their Mk4 Golfs.

Uninstalled shortly after.

It's an app based off pictures. Have great pictures, get better results.

swagon · 02-17-2016, 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

It's an app based off pictures. Have great pictures, get better results.

Axius · 02-17-2016, 03:53 PM

LOL.

To be fair, you gotta make sure you get the full body / non-potato face pictures, otherwise it's not worth the "Hey".

swagon · 02-17-2016, 03:57 PM

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LOL.

To be fair, you gotta make sure you get the full body / non-potato face pictures, otherwise it's not worth the "Hey".

I have never been worth the "hey" and won't be even with a perfect tinder profile, haha.

Axius · 02-17-2016, 04:18 PM

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I have never been worth the "hey" and won't be even with a perfect tinder profile, haha.

Well that's not very optimistic. Don't think I can help you at this point unless you lived in NC so I could be a wingman.

qba335i · 02-17-2016, 05:19 PM

Used it for 2 months. Lots of spam and fake profiles - at least in the Chicago area.

Met with 3 girls (all 9-10/10 based on pics):
- girl #1: used old pics in her profile. In reality looked more "abused" and gained at least 15lbs
- girl #2: was actually pretty nice, BUT was on a mission to get a husband. We went out a few times and when she started talking about meeting her parents I bailed out.
- girl #3: still not sure what was wrong with her. She was either on drugs or forgot to take her meds.

Overall this app is a waste of time.

ASAP · 02-17-2016, 05:24 PM

i bumbled a few, if u know what i mean

Verbiage · 02-17-2016, 06:00 PM

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i bumbled a few, if u know what i mean

Successfully?

Verbiage · 02-17-2016, 06:12 PM

Also, most of them have children that they are not putting in their profiles/advertising, since they're from relationships that got fucked up and they ended up pregnant, so now they're damaged goods. I hate that.

I'm not too keen on raising another man's kids.

Aatish · 02-17-2016, 06:47 PM

My friend called me once to pick him up from the house of a girl he met on tinder or something. He got plastered with the chick by sharing 3 bowls of Cheerios with beer....Not sure who's idea that was...but it a made him forget to pull out in time...

ASAP · 02-17-2016, 06:52 PM

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i bumbled a few, if u know what i mean

Successfully?

Lol perhaps, but u gotta watch out now... Zika is now an std

Verbiage · 02-17-2016, 06:54 PM

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My friend called me once to pick him up from the house of a girl he met on tinder or something. He got plastered with the chick by sharing 3 bowls of Cheerios with beer....Not sure who's idea that was...but it a made him forget to pull out in time...

Damn, condoms really are a thing of the past, aren't they.

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Lol perhaps, but u gotta watch out now... Zika is now an std

Man FUCK.

Aatish · 02-17-2016, 06:56 PM

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Damn, condoms really are a thing of the past, aren't they.

I wouldn't say that...just that alcohol usually moves them down in the "List of Priorities"

Verbiage · 02-17-2016, 07:06 PM

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OMG you like these comics too?!

They are so disturbing. I love them.

Verbiage · 02-17-2016, 07:07 PM

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I wouldn't say that...just that alcohol usually moves them down in the "List of Priorities"

That is true. #WetVaginaDiaries

fravel · 02-18-2016, 08:05 AM

Dating apps are useless here in Ohio. The attractive women are so few and far between that none of them need dating apps, all you'll find on there are wildebeests.

Verbiage · 02-18-2016, 08:12 AM

Goddamn wildebeests.....

Delta0311 · 02-18-2016, 08:39 AM

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Dating apps are useless here in Ohio. The attractive women are so few and far between that none of them need dating apps, all you'll find on there are wildebeests.

This is probably the only good thing about living in NJ, you get a plethora of women. Most of them are either half-retard or insane but there are so many options to choose from. It's hard to not get your dick wet.

02-17-2016, 03:47 PM	#26
swagon Major General 13773 Rep 8,233 Posts Drives: F80 6MT Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: . iTrader: (0)	Installed Tinder last year. All it recommended me were ugly chicks and dudes posing with their Mk4 Golfs. Uninstalled shortly after. __________________
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02-17-2016, 03:53 PM	#29
Axius Banned 4199 Rep 216 Posts Drives: 612 Scaglietti Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Watch Me NayNay iTrader: (0)	LOL. To be fair, you gotta make sure you get the full body / non-potato face pictures, otherwise it's not worth the "Hey".
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02-17-2016, 05:19 PM	#32
qba335i First Lieutenant 410 Rep 329 Posts Drives: 335i Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Chicago iTrader: (0)	Used it for 2 months. Lots of spam and fake profiles - at least in the Chicago area. Met with 3 girls (all 9-10/10 based on pics): - girl #1: used old pics in her profile. In reality looked more "abused" and gained at least 15lbs - girl #2: was actually pretty nice, BUT was on a mission to get a husband. We went out a few times and when she started talking about meeting her parents I bailed out. - girl #3: still not sure what was wrong with her. She was either on drugs or forgot to take her meds. Overall this app is a waste of time.
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02-17-2016, 05:24 PM	#33
ASAP Major General 10808 Rep 9,002 Posts Drives: '23 X3 M40i Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: FL iTrader: (0)	i bumbled a few, if u know what i mean __________________ 2 x N54 -> 1 x N55 -> 1 x S55-> 1 x B58
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02-17-2016, 06:12 PM	#35
Verbiage Dismembered Member 3629 Rep 9,213 Posts Drives: F80 ZCP 6MT, R55 Clubman S 6MT Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: DMV iTrader: (6)	Also, most of them have children that they are not putting in their profiles/advertising, since they're from relationships that got fucked up and they ended up pregnant, so now they're damaged goods. I hate that. I'm not too keen on raising another man's kids. __________________ My delivery experience and beach photoshoot here.
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Aatish Lofty 3476 Rep 849 Posts Drives: i4 M50, 991.2 C2, RRS Diesel Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: ORD <> ATX iTrader: (0)	My friend called me once to pick him up from the house of a girl he met on tinder or something. He got plastered with the chick by sharing 3 bowls of Cheerios with beer....Not sure who's idea that was...but it a made him forget to pull out in time...
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02-18-2016, 08:05 AM	#42
fravel Colonel 1648 Rep 2,494 Posts Drives: Monaco Blue '06 330i Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: The Nasti 'Nati iTrader: (1)	Dating apps are useless here in Ohio. The attractive women are so few and far between that none of them need dating apps, all you'll find on there are wildebeests. __________________
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02-18-2016, 08:12 AM	#43
Verbiage Dismembered Member 3629 Rep 9,213 Posts Drives: F80 ZCP 6MT, R55 Clubman S 6MT Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: DMV iTrader: (6)	Goddamn wildebeests..... __________________ My delivery experience and beach photoshoot here.
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