What are the chances??

[larryn]

Spent a chunk of Saturday removing cone marks from my car, that I detailed the week before (2 step correction, glaze, and 2 coats wax). So, nice two bucket wash, 3M adhesive remover, followed by polish to remove cone marks from autocross. Then wax to cover the protection that I removed...

Ok.. forecast is drizzle yesterday, so I left it in the garage.
Rain forecast today, left it in the garage. (have yet to drive it since I cleaned it up)

Come home today, a freaking bird must've sat on the edge of my open garage door, with it's ass hanging over the edge of the door, and shat on my pristine car.. while it's in the garage.

What are the chances of that?

[adrean8j]

LMAO.....sounds as bad as when I was in Louisiana a couple of months ago and I was parked in the cul-de-sac where I was staying....no trees, no bushes, no power lines above the vehicle...and I would come out in the morning with bird crap all over the car..not just one spot but in multiple places....not just once but TWICE over two separate days....I think they do it just to spite us.

[LBeamer1]

Two Seagulls flying over a Soccer game, one looks down and then says to the other "Takes all the skill out of it doesn't it"

[BlackjackMulligan]

I hate driving under bridges with the top down.....it can be very dangerous

[AntonV]

I get a bird stuck in the garage at least once a year. Not only does it crap on both cars, but it kicks up dust and feathers all over the cars too.

Luckily for me, I'm dead on balls accurate with my pellet gun.

[BrokenVert]

Originally Posted by BlackjackMulligan

I hate driving under bridges with the top down.....it can be very dangerous

While I was on my way to the last meet we had here I went over the throg's neck and a flock decided to unload on the front of my car and my windshield while I was doing 60 mph